They only had short notice to find a body double, and this is the best they could do over Labor Day weekend. 😄

At least his hat seems to fit his head today. That was a really weird photo yesterday.

Austin, that is shit.

I hope he feels as bad as he looks.

Gotta conjure it into being through collective will like 40k Orks! WAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!

"I'm a tank. I'm a tank. I'm a tank. I'm a tank." 😄

I don't think there's much longer to go. The behind-the-scenes stuff with Vance/Thiel/etc must be lit right about now

by comparison, that time he had covid

Indeed

We must making increasing ludicrous demands about proving he’s alive until he collapses on camera. I’ll believe Trump is alive when I see him saunter through the ICE obstacle course Dean Cain did last week in 4K.

How did he lose all his hair in the last week?

That’s what stuck out to me as well. where is that wispy cornsilk toupee peeking out from under that ridiculous hat?

Maybe he just tucked it all into a tiny high ponytail for an easy-breezy weekend?

I’m dead 😂😂😂

His bestie is having Modi over for the weekend and not him, we've all had a sweats + ice cream weekend amirite

He didn't even put on his orange?

The body double refused to wear makeup. 😄

the part that's wildest to me is the fact that he's not orange

I really can't tell if he's actively deteriorating or just not cooperating with his makeup team any more

I'm sure five years from now a tell-all book will come out about how the press tried to cover this up and that person will make a lot of money.

tbh to me he just looks old, like he got tired of spending an hour in a makeup chair just to go outside which is fair, most (possibly only) relatable thing he's ever done

He has what I see as signs of a stroke

maybe! I don't see it that screen capture but it wouldn't surprise me

That's a lifeless face. They might as well already be Weekend at Bernie's-ing hin

Damn not even a fake tan.

low energy!

They're gonna Cool Air him like he's a doctor ICE detained for his surname alone

Beginning to think they shaved his head

Presumably that's an implicit "looks more like shit than usual" looks like shit 😬

That’s a stroke face. He was not picking up his feet yesterday to take steps, he has that penguin walk.

Far right pundits went after how bad Joe Biden is by now. His daughter Ashlyn post them hiking yesterday.

"You are what you eat."

prayers up

I'm actually starting to feel hope again

He’s not looking so orange either.

Just a friendly reminder, the average male life expectancy in the United States is 78.39, and he is 79 going on 80. Second, oldest president ever elected. Also, that's the average and this man does not depict the virtues of health and clean living even on an average baseline.

On the flipside, his dad lived to be 93 and his mom to 88, so he does have that on his side... But neither of them worked at a job as stressful as POTUS late in their life, so...

Yeah but like I said I don't think Fred is as out of shape as Trump is.

His younger brother died in his early 70s

So what are thinking? Stroke?