genuinely do not think this person is capable of parking parallel to the curb, you could take the other parked cars away and the result would be the same
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Famously, you can even park a smart car at 90° to the curb! I cannot understand how they are messing this up so badly
sep 1, 2025, 10:04 pm • 12 0 • view
That was my first thought!
sep 1, 2025, 11:18 pm • 2 0 • view
Exactly! How did this get so messed up?
sep 1, 2025, 11:24 pm • 1 0 • view
I'd love to see who or what was driving it...
sep 1, 2025, 11:33 pm • 1 0 • view
Yeah they never got close to the other cars.
sep 2, 2025, 1:23 am • 0 0 • view
That's gotta be one of the easiest cars to parallel park in existence
sep 1, 2025, 10:32 pm • 4 0 • view
You’ve heard of parallel parking. Now watch this non-Euclidean parking
sep 1, 2025, 11:09 pm • 62 0 • view
polygonal parking
sep 1, 2025, 11:17 pm • 4 0 • view
That’s a perfectly good pull in spot, especially with such a tiny car! I don’t get why they even decided to reverse into it.
sep 1, 2025, 9:55 pm • 13 0 • view
they just had to drive forward into it! parallel parking never had to enter this decision tree!
sep 1, 2025, 9:56 pm • 25 0 • view
Luckily Smart Cars have a pretty low top speed.
sep 1, 2025, 9:58 pm • 0 0 • view
absolutely. you could already park a damned 747 in that space and buddy can’t get it done
sep 1, 2025, 10:29 pm • 16 0 • view
How did we do this?? bsky.app/profile/frie...
sep 1, 2025, 10:30 pm • 7 0 • view
I immediately clocked this as a bit? Like, there's no actual damage to any vehicles. Somebody knew the camera was there and potentially had the means to stage that opening and then did that with the tiniest car they could get access to. Heh.
sep 2, 2025, 1:21 pm • 3 0 • view
they did achieve a perfect *perpendicular* park towards the end, so in theory they're a simple transformation away
sep 1, 2025, 9:57 pm • 20 0 • view
I was just thinking they could just park that thing sideways and call it a day
sep 1, 2025, 10:07 pm • 6 0 • view
pretty sure that is legal for Smart cars in Europe.
sep 1, 2025, 10:10 pm • 8 0 • view
It is!
sep 1, 2025, 11:19 pm • 2 0 • view
They could have just driven in and adjusted ever so slightly. That car is tiny.
sep 1, 2025, 10:19 pm • 3 0 • view
How they avoided the pool is the question 🤔
sep 1, 2025, 10:28 pm • 1 0 • view
Imagine them driving a Cybertruck 😳😱😬
sep 1, 2025, 10:27 pm • 1 0 • view
They didn't even need to parallel park, it's a smart car - just pull in!!
sep 1, 2025, 10:14 pm • 2 0 • view
Well, if it’s a first time with that car I could make allowances for the wheel base and positioning. But with that cracker ass car the driver really could have gone in front first with that huge space. Hell, a Buick could front in to that space. Fail score for stupidity.
sep 1, 2025, 10:03 pm • 5 0 • view
Car that small he could park up at right angles to the kerb & not stick out past the other cars
sep 1, 2025, 9:55 pm • 2 0 • view
call a buddy or two and just turn the car off and move it into the parking spot like a couch
sep 1, 2025, 9:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Honestly in a smart car you shouldn’t have to Just pull in like you would with a regular perpendicular parking spot
sep 1, 2025, 9:54 pm • 9 0 • view
I bet if they tried to go perpendicular, they'd manage to finally parallel park. ahahahaha
sep 1, 2025, 9:56 pm • 7 0 • view
No they would manage to face the opposite direction
sep 1, 2025, 10:08 pm • 2 0 • view
The first couple of times I drove one of these I found it a little hard to park only insofar as it's so much smaller than a normal car that I didn't have a good mental conception of where the back of the car ended, so I couldn't tell if I'd backed up far enough or not.
sep 1, 2025, 10:44 pm • 1 0 • view
What really gets me is that there's like 15m of space there to just drive into.
sep 1, 2025, 9:54 pm • 71 0 • view
What gets me is they couod have just pulled into it forward. Parallel parking should only be used when there's no room to pull in forward. Having a space that is at least ten times smaller than a comically tiny car is enough room
sep 1, 2025, 10:15 pm • 5 0 • view
Puts a bow on the whole thing.
sep 1, 2025, 10:42 pm • 1 0 • view
I could parallel park my minivan nose-in in a spot that size. *That* car is about the size of a La-Z-Boy recliner. There is no excuse.
sep 1, 2025, 10:20 pm • 3 0 • view
He’s like one adjustment away from having it like 11 times and just nope
sep 1, 2025, 10:10 pm • 7 0 • view
right? it's insane.
sep 1, 2025, 10:01 pm • 10 0 • view
AND ITS WITH A SMART FORTWO. ONE OF THE SMALLEST CARS ON THE MARKET WITH A TINY WHEELBASE
sep 1, 2025, 10:02 pm • 37 0 • view
I was like why do this, why??? Why not just pull in. ...then to be fair halfway through the video I was like 'yes, you need all the practice at this you can get.'
sep 1, 2025, 10:16 pm • 21 0 • view
That's actually a good point, this could be a trainee driver practising it in a spot with lots of room
sep 2, 2025, 1:27 am • 1 0 • view
Their last move could almost have been achieved with their first attempt. Is this in the US? Does anyone know? Smart cars aren’t that common here….
sep 1, 2025, 10:07 pm • 0 0 • view
showed this to my wife and she starts off going “this is fake, right?” and by the end she was visibly annoyed, the execution here is so good (terrible) that you can’t help getting mad
sep 1, 2025, 10:41 pm • 257 2 • view
I don't even drive and I was getting annoyed
sep 2, 2025, 1:20 am • 0 0 • view
I’m honestly impressed at the perseverance. My adhd self would have given up after 20 seconds.
sep 1, 2025, 10:56 pm • 2 0 • view
Smart car + room for a school bus is inspired
sep 1, 2025, 10:44 pm • 21 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 10:53 pm • 5 0 • view
My reaction to the whole video.
sep 1, 2025, 10:54 pm • 2 0 • view
Bonus on Careless Whisper with new Brazilian Portuguese lyrics
sep 1, 2025, 10:42 pm • 6 0 • view
driving off into the grass feels staged honestly, but if it's fake there had to be inspiration
sep 1, 2025, 10:42 pm • 6 0 • view
LMAO ok I’m glad that I am in good company
sep 1, 2025, 10:42 pm • 46 0 • view
I am so very very mad right now.
sep 1, 2025, 10:49 pm • 16 0 • view
I hate you for showing me this
sep 1, 2025, 10:43 pm • 5 0 • view
This was my wife’s exact reaction too.
sep 1, 2025, 11:09 pm • 0 0 • view
There's a 'Jesus take the wheel' joke in here but I'm too annoyed from watching that.
sep 1, 2025, 10:46 pm • 2 0 • view
it’s the second type of really good ragebait
sep 2, 2025, 12:23 am • 0 0 • view
It has to be staged. No way this is real
sep 1, 2025, 10:49 pm • 5 0 • view
This has got to be ragebait or drugs. There is no way anyone with a clear mind would try so radically different solutions without at least a faint idea of what they want to do, and fail so ludicrously at each one.
sep 1, 2025, 10:51 pm • 11 0 • view
When they go up onto the curb and into the grass i started thinking "oh ok, this person is for sure off their ass drunk. That would explain it."
sep 2, 2025, 12:25 am • 2 0 • view
I just- I can't understand how it must be THIS hard to park a vehicle the size of a roller-skate without it being On Purpose.
sep 2, 2025, 12:07 am • 3 0 • view
Feel like the smallest vehicle that would actually need to parallel park in that space would be a campaign bus
sep 1, 2025, 10:46 pm • 2 0 • view
And here I thought *I* was bad at parallel parking.
sep 2, 2025, 3:48 am • 2 0 • view
That was exactly my reaction!
sep 2, 2025, 8:21 am • 1 0 • view
I thought it was a child who stole a car, but a child would do better with that much space.
sep 1, 2025, 10:48 pm • 4 0 • view
Just pull in between them?
sep 1, 2025, 10:15 pm • 0 0 • view