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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com

imagine getting home from a long night out and wanting to go to bed and having to navigate this corny bullshit

aug 31, 2025, 8:22 pm • 53 3

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patrickts.bsky.social @patrickts.bsky.social

“Shit. Where did I leave the knob for my bedroom door again? Honey!!”

sep 1, 2025, 12:27 am • 0 0 • view
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Bribleck @bribleck.bsky.social

Houses require maintenance. On the plus side, I’m sure there are tons of buyers who were looking for precisely this kind of customization.

sep 1, 2025, 5:18 am • 0 0 • view
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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social

If HH Holmes was also Pogo the Clown.

sep 1, 2025, 8:24 am • 1 0 • view
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Arisold @arisold.bsky.social

This is the stupidest shit I've seen in a week

aug 31, 2025, 9:00 pm • 3 0 • view
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Curt @curtb.bsky.social

While also turning to the camera with your astonishment at each layer

aug 31, 2025, 8:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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Paul Tamayo @polimayo.bsky.social

EscapeRoomLoveHotelcore

aug 31, 2025, 10:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Toolman @toolmania.bsky.social

That's cool for a day. It's great to show guests. Some kids will like it. It's absolutely a waste of money and time to live there. Imagine coming back from work and having to navigate through the fake doors and trap in the floor to just like have a sandwich and go to bed?

sep 1, 2025, 1:04 am • 0 0 • view
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Gary, former amature mind reader @docpsych.bsky.social

Pretty cool.

aug 31, 2025, 11:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Roamer85 @roamer85.bsky.social

Creepy shit … fucking run, lady!

sep 1, 2025, 4:00 am • 0 0 • view
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P. Thomas Johnson 🇬🇧 🤝 🇺🇦 @ptomj.bsky.social

"Why didn't you come to bed last night, honey?" "Sorry babe, I got lost somewhere between Blockbuster video and the giant trapdoor"

sep 1, 2025, 7:28 am • 0 0 • view
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Millie, or Mills if we’re friends @millie29.bsky.social

Notice she’s a woman yet she drops like a stone, and they don’t show the hard AF landing bc he effed it up 😂

sep 1, 2025, 12:14 am • 0 0 • view