You see this fork? I have an irrational hatred for this fork. It is the only one like it in my house and I'm here to publicly declare my hatred for it.
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I get it. I have a favorite fork
aug 30, 2025, 3:57 am • 4 0 • view
It's not my favourite. Sheesh. Did you even read my important post? SMH my head
aug 30, 2025, 5:25 am • 2 0 • view
I did read it dammit and said I have a favorite and you have a least favorite. I always go for the positive 🌈
aug 30, 2025, 5:26 am • 3 0 • view
Well that's fair enough I suppose.
aug 30, 2025, 5:48 am • 1 0 • view
that is a bad fork
sep 1, 2025, 1:15 am • 1 0 • view
The outward spikes bit towards the end is a NOPE from me
aug 30, 2025, 6:17 am • 1 0 • view
It's like it thinks it's special like, who TF do you think you are, fork? Royalty? Fuck outta here
aug 30, 2025, 7:14 am • 2 0 • view
I have hatred fork too.
aug 30, 2025, 5:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Let the hate flow through you
aug 30, 2025, 8:00 pm • 1 0 • view
If your work has a kitchen you should just “accidentally” leave it there
aug 30, 2025, 6:23 am • 5 0 • view
And not have anything to focus my irrational anger at? These things are a delicate balance.
aug 30, 2025, 7:15 am • 4 1 • view
It’s very rational
aug 30, 2025, 3:37 am • 1 0 • view
Forks are the assholes of the cutlery world
aug 30, 2025, 7:30 am • 3 0 • view
I wish more people understood this, I really do.
aug 30, 2025, 8:56 am • 3 0 • view
There's nothing WRONG with my own Only Fork Like This but it bugs me that it's different. For extra spice, it's my wife's fave.
sep 1, 2025, 1:03 am • 1 0 • view
Divorce her pronto
sep 1, 2025, 1:12 am • 1 0 • view
she will understand, forks are serious business
sep 1, 2025, 1:19 am • 1 0 • view
Your wife sounds like a good egg. A shame she has to go
sep 1, 2025, 1:27 am • 2 0 • view
am quite fond of her!
sep 1, 2025, 1:31 am • 1 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 2:00 am • 1 0 • view
Is it the fork you despise or the fact that it reflects your face back at you while you shove gruel into your gob? Hi!
aug 30, 2025, 3:52 am • 2 0 • view
Yes and hello
aug 30, 2025, 5:24 am • 1 0 • view
It’s a french fork. Rude.
aug 30, 2025, 6:51 am • 1 0 • view
That was a bit below the belt. You poked my heart with that
aug 30, 2025, 7:16 am • 1 0 • view
With the art deco nonsense on the handle? Absolute tit of a fork
aug 30, 2025, 1:05 pm • 2 0 • view
It's trying to be a comedian
aug 30, 2025, 7:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Smug looking SOB, if you ask me
aug 30, 2025, 11:29 am • 1 0 • view
This is why we're friends. You see it. You understand
aug 30, 2025, 11:41 am • 1 0 • view
I haven’t met your fork personally, but this bit is definitely the worst bit -
aug 30, 2025, 12:45 pm • 8 1 • view
It's absolutely fucked
aug 30, 2025, 7:58 pm • 3 0 • view
I have a fork I hate. When my OH lays the table, when we're low on clean forks, there is one particular one he sometimes lays. I stand up, go and put it back and get another, muttering, "I fucking hate that bastard fork." It's thin, weedy, concave and too short. AARRGHHH! Feel your pain, bro.
aug 30, 2025, 10:54 am • 2 0 • view
We also have a spoon I'm not find of because it's also thin. I can't explain it. It's just... Thin. I don't like it and I do NOT wish it well
aug 30, 2025, 11:24 am • 1 0 • view
What is it about the thin thing? I like cutlery with a bit of substance. Not something I can bend.
aug 30, 2025, 7:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Exactly. I don't want to become Uri Geller every time I eat
aug 30, 2025, 8:02 pm • 1 0 • view
I’m glad to see we’re not the only ones who have That Fork. And where did it come from, this fork that’s not like the others? We have no idea. Why don’t we just throw it away? We just… can’t.
aug 30, 2025, 10:46 am • 2 0 • view
You're absolutely correct. I have zero idea about where this, this ABOMINATION of cutlery came from. It's like it just always existed
aug 30, 2025, 11:22 am • 2 0 • view
It truly looks despicable.
aug 30, 2025, 10:46 am • 1 0 • view
Not just despicable but also smug
aug 30, 2025, 11:21 am • 1 0 • view
I'm gonna fuck destroy that fork!!!!
aug 30, 2025, 5:47 am • 1 0 • view
That fork is wrong and unpleasant on so many levels😱
aug 30, 2025, 10:45 am • 1 0 • view
Fuck yeah. Preach it from the back, brother!
aug 30, 2025, 11:20 am • 0 0 • view
I also despise it. It's not perfectly symmetrical. It slightly lists to the left. And yes, I'm a hypocrite about my slightly left leaning penis. Sue me.
aug 30, 2025, 3:38 am • 2 0 • view
This is fantastic. I feel vindicated in my hatred although I'd rather be sexualised but, I guess that's just what happens
aug 30, 2025, 5:18 am • 3 0 • view
We have to accept our personal flaws, friend. But in silverware? F#CK THAT.
aug 30, 2025, 5:23 am • 2 0 • view
Preach
aug 30, 2025, 5:48 am • 2 0 • view
This is the fork they use to stick a fork in it.
aug 30, 2025, 7:27 am • 3 2 • view
That fork is a fucking prima Dona and I'm sick of putting up with it's shit, quite frankly
aug 30, 2025, 8:56 am • 0 0 • view
* Prima pronga
aug 30, 2025, 11:51 am • 1 0 • view
🤣
aug 30, 2025, 7:56 pm • 0 0 • view
There are so many ways that fork is bullshit, but one of the worst is that I bet it’s weighted weird so it feels bad in your hand when you use it.
sep 1, 2025, 1:00 am • 1 0 • view
*thin even
sep 1, 2025, 1:12 am • 0 0 • view
Correct AND it's thon and bendy
sep 1, 2025, 1:12 am • 0 0 • view
I too despise the interloper cutlery that have invaded my silverware drawer. They DO NOT BELONG
aug 30, 2025, 3:57 am • 1 0 • view
It's just looks like a stuck up flog like "look at me. I'm so fancy" Fuck you, fork. You're not even mildly attractive
aug 30, 2025, 5:25 am • 1 0 • view
Yeah. Fuck that fork.
aug 30, 2025, 3:59 am • 9 0 • view
I knew I could count on you for support, brother. Plethora
aug 30, 2025, 5:26 am • 5 0 • view
That fork is a piece of shit.
aug 30, 2025, 6:15 am • 2 0 • view
See, you understand where I'm coming from!
aug 30, 2025, 7:14 am • 2 0 • view
It’s just sitting there like: I’m a fork. Fuck you, fork
aug 30, 2025, 7:23 am • 2 0 • view
Fuck that fork in particular
aug 30, 2025, 8:55 am • 2 0 • view
Supercilium, bud. While we're at it, how about some hate for this smug asshole?
aug 30, 2025, 5:39 am • 9 1 • view
this is a bad spoon, fouling the corndogs
sep 1, 2025, 1:15 am • 3 1 • view
tyvm i have informed the spoon
sep 1, 2025, 1:27 am • 1 0 • view
I'm gonna find where it lives and put a goldfish under its pillow. Stupid smug spoon
aug 30, 2025, 5:49 am • 4 1 • view
✌️😂😂😂
aug 30, 2025, 5:53 am • 4 0 • view
I bet using it feels like chewing aluminum foil, a terrible spoon.
sep 1, 2025, 1:01 am • 3 1 • view
Made coffee with it once. Ruined the whole carafe.
sep 1, 2025, 1:04 am • 2 0 • view