Shit! The Mango Mussolini is in Scotland

Lolz. 😄 So, free for all, den?

The suspicious package is Trump, he shouldn’t be there

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We can only hope and pray

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Didn't he dispose of all the "suspicious packages"?

Lolz. 😄

The monthly Amphetamine supply was mixed up with the Monthly Viagra supply...???? and they couldn't get it Straight... hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hahaha. Sounds about right. 😄😄😄

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

False flag

Yep.

Epstein file delivery ?

Lolz. 😄

We know Trump wasn't there to plant it.

Lolz. 😄

Just an unusual package, several blocks away from the WH. MetroPD and the SS are being their normal paranoid selves. Drumph isn't even in the country, so if it WAS a bomb it would be like the dumbest MFer that ever walked the earth!

Hmm...Everyone in MAGA is in a contest to see who is the dumbest MFer. Remember the guy who went to shoot up a basement that didn't even exist? He was from NC. I'm surrounded by those dumb mfers. Every time I think I have met the dumbest, the next one outdumbs the last one.

No, the dumbest MFer to walk the face of the earth is in Scotland.

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Ohhh, I see. Thank you, Patrick. Appreciate you.

Got ya Fam! 😘

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Desperate MFer

It’s Showtime!

It's the pResident, dummies. lol 😂🤣

Lolz. 😄 Yep.

Let us pray...

HA!

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🤣😂 Only MAGA would try when he's 4000 miles away

😄😄😄 Y'all are good, tonight. That's 💯

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🤣😂🤷🏻‍♀️

MTG roaming the neighborhood again?

Hahaha! Good one. 😄😄😄

It's Jr's coke

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Someone has dropped their bribe envelope .

Lolz. 😄

I believe it is called the boy who cried Epstein. Wolf, I mean WOLF. Apologies. #epstein #releasethefiles

🏆 yup!! 💥 🧨 💣 📝 📕 📖 💥

Turns out ..it's a can of Beefaroni. 😊

🤭 Oh, that was me 😁

Accepted. 😎

Lolz. 😄

🤭😆

Really? Trump isn’t there. Hot fake news or nah?

The article is in this skeet. Not fake, it was near the WH.

Is Melaria inside the package? That WOULD be suspicious.?

Lolz. 😄

I'm guessing trump's Depends arrived in a plain, unmarked package.

Freaking awesome thread!🤣🤣🤣

Lolz. 😄 We have a lot of fun here. Bussin, on ole boi.

It's just Donnie jr.'s kilo of cocaine delivery.

Lolz. 😄 Hahaha

More distractions. In a few days we'll hear "THEY TRIED TO BLOW UP TRUMP!" even though he's out of the country.

Lolz. 😄

Diaper delivery.

Lolz! 😄

I'm sure it's just the Ketamine shipment addressed to the WH pharmacy.

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The Constitution show up?

Lolz. 😄

Lolz. 😄

Perhaps nanny dropped a dirty diaper?

A high possibility. You'd have to ask him, to be 💯. I'm not.

Bullshit. Per usual.

Damn!

The Epstein list has been found!

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It’s just his Amazon adult diaper delivery. Relax, guy.

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"We safely blew up the suspect package. Unfortunately it contained the only copy of the Epstein Files. Thank you for your attention"

It's actually just a book.

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I heard it wasn’t a suspicious package just very, very teeny tiny.

LoL!

I am sure that Trump will need a bandage! LOL!

Source?

Thanks.

As of now, it's just foreign press reporting on it. Odd.

Thank you. ❤️‍🔥

bsky.app/profile/d-da...

It’s the daily mail 🙄

Exactly.

I saw it on @briantylercohen.bsky.social posted it.

Probably another distraction to get sympathy like the fake assassination attempt. New chaos of the day?

Yep

I saw in here someone posted a news article on it.

I don't doubt the info. I doubt the validity. He is throwing everything at the wall to distract Epstein. I am probably just overly skeptical of anything the news says now.

I doubt it too. He staged “an attack on his life” that was in reality a photo op. Then he wore a pad on his ear that no sane medical person would ever have put there

Exactly

Lolz. 😄 A whole arse pad, the size of a pillow. It's good when you have friends in high places, that sells pillows.

😆😂

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He should walk around with one of those in his mouth. But no I take that back because if he did that we would never be able to hear gems like this. Pretty revealing choice of words.

Privilege?? That is a weird way to describe it!!

Yep.

😆😂

I'm just asking, saw it on Brian Tyler Cohen's page. No, problem.

It turned out to be nothing. Read the story. A man scaled the fence near the white with a suspicious package (a backpack, I think). They said there were no explosives in the bag. Guy was arrested for trespassing.

Wow. Thank you. ❤️‍🔥

Few take the time to fact check things before they post. Last night I saw a post about a pilot saying trumps plane went to Epstein island 18 times. Fact- You cannot land a plane on the island.

It did happen, a little bit away from the WH. I didn't see that one.

I'll see if I can find

Okay.

Gone, deleted after I pointed out there's no runway on the island lol

Oh, okay. Lolz.

agree wholeheartedly

100%

💯% Did his "shooter" agree to be murdered for the photo op?

Who in the hell knows anymore This is a nightmare

100% nightmare. I haven't slept more than 3hrs in a row since 11/05. I'm NY, anyone with a brain cell knows what trump is.

It is

All New Yorkers have his number.

So Vile. An adjudicated Child Rapist Traitor squatting in OUR Whitehouse!! 🤬🤬🤬

T.O.T.A.L.L.Y......S.T.A.G.E.D........

Yep! 💯

My guess is that it's another hoax aka fake death threat.

I heard it was by the WH. Never know with them.

A distraction oh my. Trump's not even there

Heyeee, girl! I miss you. How have you been? I hope all is well. Lolz. 😄 I think they didn't get the memo.

Hey there! I'm good. Now in a every six month scan, so great (has been every 4 months) I stupidly said I'd be on the board of directors at my place. Regretting it as it reminds be of either high school or if old people who can't take another point of view (most are late 70s to 80s in the board).

I'm super hear your scans be every 6 m's now. Girl, I guess it's good to keep you busy... drama? I made these for you. Let me know when you get them, I'll delete this after you get it.

You seem to be busy on here. Good! Otherwise how's real life for you? I also do fun stuff with a group of Massachusetts Female Friends Over 50. Mainly top golf and a monthly breakfast. But went to a rodeo the other night. Trying to get at least an over night to ogunquit.

You want me to delete them now?

If you want. You can leave them as well. You did great work.

Okay. I'm only concerned about you. Thank you so much. I've had them that long, since I told ya, I was.

They are amazing. I'll have to pick one to use here. Maybe alternate among them.

Ohh, yes. They drop new ones. I'll make you more.

It sucks, hard!!! I have nobody. Started going to my old stumping grounds, looking for my pack, that I strayed from. I had a damn blast. They were so happy to see me, I couldn't believe it. Ohhh, girl. That's so wonderful. I would've loved to be there with you.

Awesome that you found your old pack and they welcomed you! I never had a pack, it was a few. I've reached out to many, but where we live and I guess life, gets in the way. Won't stop me from trying. Keep those friends!

Yeah. I was surprised, they spotted me right off. It was so much fun. I danced so much, like I used to... I was sore for a whole day. I was gonna go last night, but didn't. Yeah, true dat. Same.

Wow! Now I'm jealous. The friends I have now are early birds. Ands definitely not a go out dancing crowd. Oh unless it's too a tribute band and frankly I'm not into those

Aww. Well, we can wait for the perfect time... gotta go out of our comfort zone. Way too many, shouldah, couldah... I'm past that. LFG. Gotta go for it.

Wow. You are good. Live them. I'm going to grab the first for now.

I love you do. I been trying to get it to you since we spoke. The only was is to drop it here.

And that was fine to drop them here. I think being busy will make me more productive in everything. As when you find have much, you delay. I'm a great procrastinator!

That's so good. I'm jealous, coz I'm bored to death... but I'm putting myself out there again. The thing is, I don't want one boy friend, or girl friend... I want one for every day of the week, maybe month. Coz I'm not always one way.

Oh, I'd want a companion at most lol. I like my alone time. I still get bored as a day has a lot of hours. I figure guys my age are looking for a nurse. Nope. I have tried to cook and a few meals are good. I do hope you find what you want or need.

Yeah, that's it. They want a good time too. Nope. They're gonna cook for me. They'll love the pay back for it, tho. I'm never gonna get what I need, but I'm sure looking for what I want. We'll discuss the need part.

Let it be …

Yep.

Bongino! That dude is such a card.

You think?

Nah, but it's something stupid he would do. Article claims protests about Gaza and someone scaled a fence, but the bomb squad seems superfluous.

Ohhh. Crazy.

Coverage is by...odd sources.

Hmmm. Figures. Thank you. ❤️‍🔥

One of Trump's diapers fell out on the way to the incinerator?

Lolz! 😄

Talk about a stink bomb.

Bawahahaha! 😄😄😄

Perhaps it is these files we have been hearing about?

Idk...

Perhaps a cunning plan to have the files destroyed in a controlled explosion "as a security measure"

😄😄😄 That almost sounds like it could be that.

Aw! He's not even home is he?

Nope.

it's not that kind of bomb... it's video of him with little girls at Epstein island

Lolz. 😄

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Tots & Pears

Yep. 💯

More distraction. kristi noem's latest costume was probably delivered at the wrong place.

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They found the Epstein Tapes! 😆

Lolz! 😄🙏🏼