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Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward.com

Take a 4* hotel - Put 1-3 more beds into every room, and force guests to share with strangers - Shut down all public facilities - Close all restaurants and cafes - Fire all trained staff - Cancel cleaning and laundry services - Feed guests cheap low nutrition slop 3x a day Is it still a 4* hotel?

aug 31, 2025, 2:42 pm • 357 81

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coalminephoenix.bsky.social @coalminephoenix.bsky.social

Sounds like a dormitory.

aug 31, 2025, 3:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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ivory @ioletsgo.gay

sounds like public equity got to them

aug 31, 2025, 4:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mama Lou @mamaloufood.bsky.social

Seems like the dilemma of the ship of Theseus 🤷🏻‍♀️ in as much as folks may believe it’s a hotel from the outside but in reality it has been turned into a prison.

aug 31, 2025, 7:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Glynis Markham 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @lamourna.bsky.social

Also the #Tories mates cashing in on contracts. Just another example along with #PPI corruption www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024...

aug 31, 2025, 4:04 pm • 8 2 • view
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Giles SoMe @gilessome.bsky.social

Tommy Gacky-Lemon gets to stay in 5* hotels at other people’s expense every time he gets released on bail, there’s a BNP presence 24/7 and most legitimate businesses appeared closed when he’s around as crime spikes! Come on, these are legitimate concerns!

aug 31, 2025, 2:52 pm • 5 0 • view
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David Bowden @davidabowden.bsky.social

A glance at wikipedia leads to the conclusion there will be no stars left at all, not a single one. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotel_r...

aug 31, 2025, 4:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kev McGuire @mcguirekev.bsky.social

Clearly not.

aug 31, 2025, 3:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mai Opine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇪🇺 @maiopine.bsky.social

No it's a money-making mill

sep 1, 2025, 8:04 am • 1 0 • view
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Prometheus. Palestinians will be free. @prometheus1962.bsky.social

To be fair, comparing the US before Trump to a 4-star hotel is a bit of a stretch. In 2016 it was barely 2-star rated. We didn't have rent caps, we didn't have universal healthcare, we didn't have a living wage. At worst, Trump has turned it from a 2-Star establishment to one with a 1-star rating.

aug 31, 2025, 4:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Prometheus. Palestinians will be free. @prometheus1962.bsky.social

Just realized you're talking about the UK, but I still think my post is worth leaving up, because your post is a metaphor for what's going on in the US too.

aug 31, 2025, 4:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward.com

My post wasn't a metaphor for anything. The government has taken over "4* hotels" for housing asylum seekers waiting for their asylum applications to be reviewed. Our RW press claims they're therefore getting 4* treatment. I summarised the reality.

aug 31, 2025, 5:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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Prometheus. Palestinians will be free. @prometheus1962.bsky.social

I got what you were saying on the second reading (after I posted my first response). I wasn't saying your post was metaphorical. I'm saying it can be USED as a metaphor for what's happening in the US, so that's what I'm doing by leaving up my first response.

aug 31, 2025, 8:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Catio Miles @catiomiles.bsky.social

Apparently, according to that ITV star, every such hotel also has an NHS clinic in the lobby.

aug 31, 2025, 2:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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Paul M 🇮🇪🇨🇦🇫🇷🇵🇸🚲🐟 @onebiskuit.bsky.social

And the wifi must be working overtime with all the free smartphones and iPads handed out to every resident

aug 31, 2025, 3:06 pm • 4 0 • view
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Catio Miles @catiomiles.bsky.social

If it is true what Farage says there are many who represent a security risk, then providing them with iPhones and iPads is a cheap and elegant surveillance method by MI6. 😜

aug 31, 2025, 3:09 pm • 4 1 • view
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Stu York @stuyork.bsky.social

Nothing Farage says is true

aug 31, 2025, 4:11 pm • 5 0 • view
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Catio Miles @catiomiles.bsky.social

It wasn’t Farage, it was an ITV morning dancing and cooking star.

aug 31, 2025, 4:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Stu York @stuyork.bsky.social

I was responding to this, not the OP

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aug 31, 2025, 4:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Catio Miles @catiomiles.bsky.social

👍

aug 31, 2025, 4:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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brunswickroadbill.bsky.social @brunswickroadbill.bsky.social

All the government needs to do is change the T&CP Use Classes Order to include refugee hostel in the same class as a hotel. They can do it by Statutory Instrument. Would save a lot of court time.

aug 31, 2025, 5:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Turd Ferguson @turd-ferguson99.bsky.social

Sounds like what Trump is trying to do to America.

aug 31, 2025, 4:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social

You forgot the bit where they charge the Home Office £200 per night.

aug 31, 2025, 6:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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Steven Green @steven-t-green.bsky.social

I stayed in 4 star hotels 4 nights a week for 20 years. I had the room to myself. I had the best food and wine available from room service. My room was cleaned and linens replaced every day. And I hated it.

aug 31, 2025, 3:42 pm • 2 1 • view
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Bryce @brycefb.bsky.social

/s

sep 1, 2025, 10:30 am • 0 0 • view
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NevereverDave.bsky.social @nevereverdave.bsky.social

Nope.

aug 31, 2025, 2:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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StuffAboutHockey @stuffabouthockey.bsky.social

Its got to be rated a few stars above the flooded mosquito ridden cages in tents without real plumbing. In the middle of a swamp. In Florida. In the summer.

aug 31, 2025, 7:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Secede, blue states, our only hope @attacktechvcscum.bsky.social

Isn't this just a hostel, lol

aug 31, 2025, 3:37 pm • 4 0 • view
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Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward.com

Not according to the knuckle-draggers.

aug 31, 2025, 3:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social

It most likely officially is, until someone shows up and reduces it's rating.

aug 31, 2025, 11:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Elise Flynn @eliseflynn.bsky.social

It's a four star hell hole.

aug 31, 2025, 3:59 pm • 3 0 • view
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MillyMia 🇨🇦🇪🇺💙🌻 @millymia8.bsky.social

Sounds like a Tory VIP lane

aug 31, 2025, 6:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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John Hamer @hamish112.bsky.social

No, but a nice little earner for the owners!

aug 31, 2025, 4:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social

Sounds like the average property from the Britannia Hotel chain.

aug 31, 2025, 2:50 pm • 9 0 • view
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Dennis Moore @dennis-moore.org

I'll give it five asterisks. ★

aug 31, 2025, 5:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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kikidevine.bsky.social @kikidevine.bsky.social

Quite possibly to the complaining gammons

aug 31, 2025, 4:08 pm • 1 0 • view