Says the guy who’s craving for the Nobel Prize.

a sleeping giant awakens... and this creature and its minions aren't going to like the outcome #CivilWarII #ThirdPeril #ConstitutionMilitia

I'm 74. Life in prison doesn't mean shit to me.

Attack the USA for a start

trump, you asshole! I am so happy that you are starting to worry about your mortality, because you look like shit! How much longer do you think you have, by the way? Just asking for a friend, but please don’t make it too long, you have way overstayed your time. T Y for your attention to this matter

Next will be Department of Civil War. And everyone will wear suits; red coats to go with their red hats. And red ties with a Moscow sickle.

Canada, Greenland and Europe - time for DEFCON 1

He’s such a fat idiot!

Coming from the guy that abolished the Department of Piles of Paper with Words and Pictures.

🤡🤡Give him the Nobel prize!!! 🤣🤡

We really need to beef up our military presence in Greenland. Preferably with help from our real allies.

Greenland changed its name to Epstein Island just so tRump would ignore them.

No elections during a war, we got it

Department of Suspended Elections? Secretary of State Emergencies? Department of Homeland Security Police?

Unhinged

Such a comic book villain thing to say.

Thought he’d go full 1984 and call it the Ministry of Peace 🫠 Rise up Americans before it’s too late.

Kriegsminister? We all know about the yanks love for Nazi Germany but this is just pure plagiarism come up with something new please..

There was no fucking offense at the Disaster in Alaska….other than him making a murderous dictator look like. Rockstar

Trump needs a war Like all dictators

Somebody needs to 25th this guy before Americans get killed.

oh nice, we're back in the 19th century

So are we going to have an offensive and defensive coordinator at the pentagon…what about special teams?

No worries there Mr. Rump, a majority of the world finds you highly offensive.

Wow. Great pitch for the Nobel Peace price.

#departmentofdefense #departmentofwar #usmilitary #usarmy #usmarines #CivilWar #Trump #Republicans #warmonger #Mexico #venezuela #greenland #Hegseth #Gestapo #whitehouse Department of War created by Trump 90 second video watch / subscribe / comment www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvhC...

Sorry but we kinda did the same in france : Ministère de la défense is now Ministère des Armées

You're doing a good job on offense Mr. President, as in being offensive.

Department of Shame.

Department of Capitulation?

So, the invasion of Greenland is on again?

True. The most offensive person in history knows what he’s talking

I'll take "Things a dictator would say" for a 100, please.

Jesus Christ!

Like Afganistan?