They should invent a bra where instead of an underwire (evil, treasonous), there's a full liquid cooling system with 240mm AIO Cooler PWM Quiet Fans (demure, blessed, 4pin). RGB Boobs optional, or course.
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And there will be a version called "GAMER RGB Boobs" that is exactly the same thing but costs $20 more
jul 15, 2025, 8:33 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Ok so where underwire normally goes. Put a liquid gel cooling strip so we can put it in the freezer. Then when frozen it will act as underwire too adding extra support AND cools us down
jul 15, 2025, 5:53 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
And a secret supply of red wine when you need it. π
jul 15, 2025, 6:07 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
No teet shall overheat with the Cool Bra!
jul 15, 2025, 10:54 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
For the pump and power supply, would you want them mounted on the back strap? or wired down to a hip pouch? I'm not saying that this is pragmatic, but I will say that with bra pricing what it is, it can't inflate the cost that much.
jul 15, 2025, 5:01 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
A hip attachment might be more comfortable and compatible with more tops, but hmmm. And all in one system could be cool.
jul 15, 2025, 5:32 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
My gut reaction is that the side pouch, at least for the battery, would be advisable just in case it decides to go spicy. I have no idea if any of this would work, but I support anyone who wants copper heatsinks to mitigate boob sweat.
jul 15, 2025, 6:38 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
I'm down for RGBoobs.
jul 15, 2025, 5:09 pm β’ 3 0 β’ view
*mysterious gay glowing emanates from my shirt*
jul 15, 2025, 5:33 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
These tits are sponsored by Corsair
jul 15, 2025, 4:46 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
Thatβs one way to rack up a sponsorship.
jul 15, 2025, 8:06 pm β’ 3 0 β’ view