Who knows what really happened in this extremely eyebrow-raising story, but even if it was in the approximate ballpark of what this says, imagine flagging down a car for help and Rudy Giuliani gets out.
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"Aww, Rudy Giuliani? I was hoping for Cuomo!"
aug 31, 2025, 8:30 pm • 4 0 • view
Yeah. Women feel much safer around Cuomo.👍😖
sep 1, 2025, 12:43 am • 0 0 • view
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sep 1, 2025, 12:45 am • 0 0 • view
Ask yourself why he spent all those words on his heroism when it was completely irrelevant to the accident he says he was in.
aug 31, 2025, 8:58 pm • 12 0 • view
They could at least have made up that he had a friend or loved one, instead of his business partner being notified of his accident.
sep 1, 2025, 12:41 am • 2 0 • view
In New Hampshire! Thank goodness Rudy is getting ready to run for president again.
aug 31, 2025, 10:19 pm • 1 0 • view
see...i cant imagine that it seems so fucking unlikely
aug 31, 2025, 10:53 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m thinking that he was picked up by RFK Junior and dropped off with a bicycle in Central Park.
aug 31, 2025, 8:33 pm • 10 0 • view
Oh no wth evil people.
aug 31, 2025, 11:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Strange, it differs from the police report
sep 1, 2025, 12:09 am • 1 0 • view
I actually can’t imagine it. I can’t imagine flagging down a car in more than half of NH.
aug 31, 2025, 8:28 pm • 1 0 • view
I’d run away Quickly Across traffic if I had to
aug 31, 2025, 9:33 pm • 1 0 • view
Was it Loomer?
aug 31, 2025, 8:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Ikr 🙄
aug 31, 2025, 9:28 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm not saying for sure this was a botched attempt to fake his own death and escape his creditors, but would we really be surprised?
aug 31, 2025, 8:40 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 8:39 pm • 1 0 • view
Modest as usual. He didn’t even mention saving the orphaned kittens before helping the damsel in distress.🦸♂️
sep 1, 2025, 12:38 am • 0 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 8:54 pm • 0 0 • view
COINCIDENCE? -Felon 47 is not seen or heard on media -Rudy rear ended -Putin, Xi & Modi meeting -Russia forces EU Presidents plane to land -Ukraine "deadline" -Israel/Gaza "Riviera" escalation -Epstein victims to testify What's next? Not sure whether or not to root for another shoe
sep 1, 2025, 7:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Poor corrupt piece of shit Rudy Giuliani. I hope the traitorous scum dies from his injuries. How sad the only people in the world who care about him at all are his "business partner" and doctor. In other words, no one who isn't being paid to care gives a shit about Crazy Rudy the Lying Traitor.
aug 31, 2025, 8:59 pm • 1 0 • view
"Hello, ma'am, I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
sep 1, 2025, 1:25 am • 1 0 • view
Who is paying for his security detail and a concierge doctor?
aug 31, 2025, 8:33 pm • 4 0 • view
And what does that security detail actually do (given this story)?
aug 31, 2025, 9:05 pm • 1 0 • view
😬
aug 31, 2025, 8:44 pm • 0 0 • view
I’d wait for the next car. Also, this definitely didn’t happen this way, 🤣
aug 31, 2025, 8:32 pm • 8 0 • view
There is absolutely more to this story.
aug 31, 2025, 8:47 pm • 1 0 • view
GOP threw him out a window
aug 31, 2025, 8:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Most women would probably rather encounter a strange man in the woods than Giuliani
aug 31, 2025, 8:41 pm • 5 1 • view
Except that I do figure (unless he had a gun) that I could outmaneuver that jackass. Possibly even overpower him. (And I'm in my 60s. :-)
aug 31, 2025, 9:04 pm • 1 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/hele...
aug 31, 2025, 10:37 pm • 2 0 • view
Picking up, abusing, discarding and picking up pros again = KARMA
aug 31, 2025, 8:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Also, could we please see the 911 records?
aug 31, 2025, 9:02 pm • 3 0 • view
Lordy, I hope...
aug 31, 2025, 9:06 pm • 1 0 • view
I’m sorry: “stumbles out”
aug 31, 2025, 8:55 pm • 1 0 • view
Saying there was a 911 call is a bold move if its not true. You know whatever was said on that call will be in evidence in some suit eventually
aug 31, 2025, 9:25 pm • 1 0 • view
You'd just assume the crash had been worse than you thought and that you were now in hell.
aug 31, 2025, 8:38 pm • 0 0 • view
In NEW HAMPSHIRE!!! It had to be Manchester or Nashua… but WTF was he doing in NH?
aug 31, 2025, 8:36 pm • 5 0 • view
“Oh, uh… nah, I’m good”
aug 31, 2025, 8:29 pm • 27 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 10:21 pm • 0 0 • view
"Hi, I'm Rudy Giuliani and---" "Please get back in your car and just leave me to my fate."
aug 31, 2025, 8:41 pm • 7 0 • view
😂
aug 31, 2025, 8:56 pm • 0 0 • view
translation: he was driving 5 mph bc it was hot out and his hair dye was dripping into his eyes...and i don't know i had to come up with a story and this is all i could think of...i don't do well under pressure.
aug 31, 2025, 8:58 pm • 0 0 • view
So what is the relevance of the first, fictional story (bc no way did he help anyone) to the alleged car accident?
aug 31, 2025, 8:54 pm • 3 0 • view
Have you seen Borat 2?
aug 31, 2025, 9:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Rudy, playing hero????
aug 31, 2025, 8:39 pm • 1 0 • view
Scary Movie 25. Parody Inversion. Reality is the parody.
aug 31, 2025, 8:42 pm • 1 0 • view
WTH? Ok, 'journalists' get to work. Let's hear a corroborating recollection of the events or let's call out the bullshit. I'm so fucking tired of the lying bullshit.
aug 31, 2025, 8:38 pm • 0 0 • view
"...uh... that's ok. I'd rather take my chances with the bear"
aug 31, 2025, 8:42 pm • 2 0 • view
Wait, who the fuck is his "business partner" and should the poll workers' lawyers see what's being stored at their house?
aug 31, 2025, 9:02 pm • 1 0 • view
GOOD LORD
aug 31, 2025, 8:39 pm • 1 0 • view