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H I Sutton @covertshores.bsky.social

If you need to reply to say that penguins don’t live on Greenland, I challenge you to prove it!

apr 9, 2025, 10:52 am • 118 3

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Alex Luck @alxluck.bsky.social

They dont live in Greenland. They only work there. Duh.

apr 9, 2025, 10:53 am • 32 0 • view
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ARK @spyonmetoo.bsky.social

Penguin mercenaries.

apr 9, 2025, 10:55 am • 1 0 • view
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Nemain @velysia.bsky.social

Their commute to work is so long, and they do it swimming in suits!🫡

apr 9, 2025, 11:04 am • 0 0 • view
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H I Sutton @covertshores.bsky.social

Illegally I bet!

apr 9, 2025, 10:53 am • 23 0 • view
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midshipnews.org @midshipnews.org

The Manchot Emperor strikes back !! (Ok this jokes works better in French but still...)

apr 9, 2025, 11:35 am • 0 0 • view
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Crypto-Blueskyist Elk @an-elk.bsky.social

They're secretly working for the Canadians.

apr 9, 2025, 10:55 am • 6 0 • view
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Moonshot @moonshot07161969.bsky.social

Nah they got GREENcards from Greenland! On the H1Fish visa

apr 9, 2025, 3:08 pm • 5 0 • view
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「 Timber Wolf Enjoyer」 @poprygozhin.bsky.social

Penguins are a minority and do not hold enough political or economic capital to hold Trump's interest in any significant way. It is highly likely he'll write them all off as DEI hires.

apr 9, 2025, 11:01 am • 1 0 • view
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Charles Lewis (he/him) @clewis.bsky.social

Those penguins need to get to gettin.' The sooner they invade, the sooner we can end this nonsense.

apr 9, 2025, 1:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Yuumi @missdefecation.bsky.social

They live in Penguinland, the color green lives in Greenland, it's in the name dumbass!

apr 9, 2025, 11:19 am • 2 0 • view
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V_Ylistalo @vylistalo.bsky.social

It's like there are no polar bears in Finland. Well here is one, watch out it look hungry!

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apr 9, 2025, 11:00 am • 0 0 • view
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Luke Feain @lukefeain.bsky.social

Probably forward deployed from the Heard and McDonald Islands

apr 9, 2025, 11:13 am • 3 0 • view
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Rich @pibasedlifeform.bsky.social

They don't live there but they have a top secret military base in which they train for possible military scenarios I can't tell you where it is or what they train for, but it does involve storming houses that are painted white

apr 9, 2025, 10:56 am • 3 0 • view
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Steven Buck @lairddinnaken.bsky.social

Special Forces Penguins are already embedded…

apr 9, 2025, 10:57 am • 4 0 • view
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Juvare @gogge12.bsky.social

we danes and greenlanders are sooo tired of Trump's + MAGA's bizarre plans (to steal Greenland) Maybe it would be an idea--to make the US a welfare state--before you invade an ally.? Where is the US free healthcare ? Where are your civil rights f? Where is your free higher education ?

apr 10, 2025, 8:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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andreigrigoriu.bsky.social @andreigrigoriu.bsky.social

If they say that then it means they never heard about Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private

apr 9, 2025, 11:11 am • 3 0 • view
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Machin Truc @machintruc.bsky.social

In french the species in the north are called pinguin and in the south manchot. In english only pinguin in the north and the south maybe it causes confusions.

apr 9, 2025, 12:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jean-Michel Deruty @stormancer.com

It's because they are part of a defensive icelliance

apr 9, 2025, 11:17 am • 1 0 • view