He "THINKS"? You attribute too much.

Look, he very clearly and emphatically stated "UNCONDITIONAL". But then straight away, you're out here causing trouble with your litany of demands - like answers to questions such as "who?" and "why?" and "huh?!"

He’s literally nuts

He certainly didn't get as far as to think of that.

Could be anyone

Iran to Israel. I doubt it's going to happen or is intended by Israel - what should Netanyahu do with Iran afterwards? Occupy? Proxy government? Hand over to the Crown Prince? - this at least would not be completely ridiculous...

I assume he's talking about not being able to see Melania again

I think he's shouting at Hegseth (p*ssy whipped). *I'm hoping an asterisk will make that sound less sexist.

Well that's unclear, but it means the next time someone does, he can claim he predicted it?

Surrender to him; no questions asked

Perhaps we’ll find out in… two weeks? 🤡🥴

Trumps demand for unconditional surrender now gives off the same energy as a vulture swooping in to pick scraps from a carcass after something else did the work of killing it. Remains to be seen if the vulture made an error in judgement and landed at a wounded and very angry animal.

I went looking for the gif, but couldn't find it, so: [Wesley voice]: You wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Gotta wonder what movie TACO was watching when the phrase "unconditional surrender" entered his mostly empty brain.

Iran?

Does it really matter in his case?

He surrendered to the golden showers in that Moscow hotel, *allegedly*.