Make it so 🙏

Hail Mary, full of grace….what? Oh…. 😔 (I’m not allowed to pray for that….) Well then 🤞 🍀💫

There’ll still be endless replays 👎😡

We could only hope!

But then you’re left with the other guy…the smokey eye guy

Ah, give him a sofa and he'll be good.

I'd buy drinks! At this point, I'll buy drinks at the death of ANY GOP politician, and 99% of MAGAts. Hell, I'm going to buy drinks when my mother-in-law goes tits up!! She's a ducking MAGAt... It's why we've hated each other for 30 years.

From your lips to gods ear

Dare to dream…

Could we be so lucky?? 🍀 🤞🙏

Let me know if it happens and I’ll tune in!

PRICELESS

😊

Dont tease me like that.

From your lips to Bob’s ears

No reason to wait

Don’t get my hopes up!

Great. Now I have to record every show just in case there’s a news break-in. 🤣

So disappointing

Please

I picture him choking on a BigMac and it helps slightly

“Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished…”

Please let it happen

Stop teasing!

Oh, if only. I've said this before: statistically, he's got a 33%probability of dying in office. What I should have said was, if he sticks to the law as I don't think he's giving up that position until he's dead.

Don't tease.

…or fake another assassination attempt

No fake please 🙏🙏

Don’t you have to have a brain or heart to stroke out?

If only !

Thoughts and prayers for this

If you want him to stroke, #BOYCOTT his tv show tonight. Low ratings will kill him. Really. I mean it. #BOYCOTTTHATSHIT

Wishful thinking!

If I could be sure that would happen, I'd watch.

Which is why I am almost tempted to watch. But then I remember… he actually makes me 🤢 and even a live stroke won’t help with the 🤢

Nothing would make me happier. And to be able to watch it on live TV would just be the icing on the cake.

We can only hope!

Don't threaten me with a good time

I don't think we could get that lucky. But really, if he does die there will be wild conspiracy and anti-demcratic behavior/violence.

He'd blame it on Biden 🤣🤣

Now that would make good tv

Would tune in to that show

Still don’t do it. Wait for the aftershock highlights and move on.

I don't even watch those. Haven't seen a video or heard his voice since November..I just can't..

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

That would work !!!

That would be so fantastic!🤗🤗🤗

He could take the Budd Dywer way, but his tiny hands wouldn't be able to handle anything more than a pea shooter.

And poop his pants too!

I’m going with total humiliation

🙏

That's terrible...and option, but terrible.

Well, I'm still not watching. In part because I'm tired of seeing him trot out the same nonsensical talking points and in part because he's a horrible human being regardless of how old he is. I'll be missing nothing from him and his chainsaw-wielding DOGE cheerleader.

I hope your version of "stroke out" is not the same as the one that comes to mind 🤪

🤭🤭🤭

Didn’t expect the comments to garner a chuckle. Well done! Bonus: look up the word trumpery. Take care!

Now that is some must see TV!

Maybe twice in the same hour! Two Stroke Donny ! Oh! You mean Elon ! Either or...

From your mouth...

We couldn't be so fortunate. God clearly doesn't love us that much.

There's no god only Zuul

Time to dust off my spell book. 🧙‍♀️

I’ll be mildly disappointed if that doesn’t happen. ☹️

I hope so

Still not watching

That'll do!

🤞

Wouldn't that be glorious!

We can only hope...

I won’t be watch- but- hoping

It's too bad there's no God whose ears could receive those words from your lips

Do not give us hope

My Haitian aunt has been working on it since September

Here is to hope.

That would be great TV

The best ratings

Then I will watch the reruns on a loop

Chance would be a fine thing

Yea, we could also develop an offensive bio-weapon named Luigi... 🤷‍♂️🫣🤣 Democraxy may not have time to wait on mother nature.

I would become religious if I thought praying could make that happen.

Oh don't tease me!!!

I would love to see that.

Ohhhhh, pleeeeeease!!!

I didn't realize Biden is talking tonight.

Here's hopin

Stop it, I can't afford a DVR right now

🙏🏻

But then collapse on jd and smother him to death.

🙏🙏🙏

I'm not watching but if something does happen please post it.

May it be so

🤞🏻🤞🏻

That would be worth watching.

Believe me when I say thoughts and prayers don’t work.

That I would watch.

Thoughts and HEAVY PRAYERS 🙏🏼

That would be the most entertaining few seconds of live TV ever recorded!!!

I’m just waiting for the day when I wake up and see the news and I get to read all about it and the obituary with a great deal of satisfaction

To quote him, “that would make for great live TV”

Dont tease me with a good time

don’t get my hopes up.

One can only hope.

Yeah, but then we'd have Vance.

We should be so lucky. Can't kill the devil.