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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social

The tweet with this video from Salesforce CEO Benioff: “Elon’s Tesla Optimus 🤖🔥 is here! Dawn of the physical Agentforce revolution, tackling human work for $200K–$500K. Productivity game-changer! Congrats @elonmusk, and thank you for always being so kind to me! 🚀 #Tesla #Optimus”

sep 5, 2025, 3:44 pm • 12 0

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like_a_bosstonian @wilkos.bsky.social

If Marc truly believes that’s worth more than $20 then I can see why $CRM is cratering

sep 5, 2025, 3:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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CosmicHomicide @cosmichomicide.bsky.social

Wow. Walking slowly behind C3PBlow is such an improvement over say visual cues like signs, arrows, even directional lighting. Or a map on the wall. Hell mod a Roomba and link it to Alexa for voice. Times they are a changin' at Salesforce, I guess. Lopped off 4K "heads" to go "all in on AI". 🤷‍♀️

sep 5, 2025, 5:35 pm • 5 0 • view
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twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social

So, you can have a robot that can't fetch Cokes for the tenth of the salary of your small company's CEO? Such a deal!

sep 5, 2025, 7:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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PPP Grifter @pppgrifter.bsky.social

Is this a joke or real? I’m honestly asking because I don’t know the difference between parody and real life anymore This was a serious thing? People actually made this and put it on the internet thinking it was good? Wow

sep 5, 2025, 3:48 pm • 16 0 • view
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social

As far as I can tell he truly means it, yeah. He loves Elon and posted a photo of them being buds during his visit.

Salesforce CEO Benioff, Elon Musk standing next to an Optimus robot looking pleased
sep 5, 2025, 3:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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PPP Grifter @pppgrifter.bsky.social

Oh wow, that’s sad. I’m so happy to be getting rid of salesforce

sep 5, 2025, 4:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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PPP Grifter @pppgrifter.bsky.social

I guess I don’t have to feel bad about my bargain bin marketing efforts anymore if this is what billions of dollars produces. Jesus Christ

sep 5, 2025, 3:51 pm • 4 0 • view
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Thinky Parts @thinkyparts.bsky.social

That sir, is a trillion dollar opportunity. Ya can get in on the ground floor with this little baby.

sep 5, 2025, 3:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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cameronpoe95.bsky.social @cameronpoe95.bsky.social

They are decades behind the competition. Its amazing. Such a pure grift.

sep 5, 2025, 3:52 pm • 5 0 • view
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PPP Grifter @pppgrifter.bsky.social

It’s incredible that someone said, “yes, we should upload this to the Internet and show off what billions in R&D has produced” I would be embarrassed, but they’re apparently proud of this? That’s wild.

sep 5, 2025, 4:24 pm • 3 0 • view
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foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social

“Productivity is chilling around in the office before checking the kitchen for a free soda, that’ll be $200,000 please. No, I don’t need working hands for that.”

sep 5, 2025, 4:32 pm • 4 0 • view
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Teddy Sorkfeber @freddiemurky.bsky.social

I need somebody walking at the pace of a 98 year old grandma and the mental acuity 20% of that of a 98 year old grandma to escort me in a straight line

sep 5, 2025, 5:00 pm • 3 0 • view