Eat the cheeseburger

Your best self deserves a cheeseburger!

I’m thinking I could be my best self and have a cheeseburger.

guilt is counterproductive. Eat what you want, add what you need (protein, fiber, whatever). Everything tastes better than skinny.

And fries . . . I wouldn't say no to a chocolate malted shake today either . . .

the struggle is real.

It’s your very best self that wants it

Just make it a good cheeseburger. Don’t settle. You deserve the best! And have an onion ring. Who’s gonna know?

just because cheeseburgers are delicious doesn't mean they're bad for you

Perhaps that is your best self?

Have the cheeseburger. Tell yourself you won't eat one tomorrow. Or the day after....

your best self has cheeseburger. don't wait.

Hear you so hard

Having a cheeseburger will help you be your best self👽

..with extra cheese.

Depends on the cheeseburger.

Eating a cheeseburger is your best self tho! (At least it is for me.)

I don’t see how those are exclusionary

Your best self deserves a cheeseburger

Sometimes you just have to give in to those primordial urges and go for the cheeseburger.

Or better yet, a double bacon cheeseburger...

I allow myself occasional caving. Yesterday it was a yum shake shack cheeseburger.

Not mutually exclusive.

I want a tub of triple chocolate ice cream

I just rationalized giving in to my food temptation by saying I'll be my best self again in three days.

Your best self would feel better if you added bacon.

I want my cheese to be on a brisket sandwich.

Having a cheeseburger IS being your best self!

It’s not possible to have both. Your best self wouldn’t contribute to that level of animal cruelty. But Burger King does have a fantastic impossible whopper. So good.

I feel ya girl!

I think the latter would actually help make the former happen.

My best self: Wiping the grease off my chin with my sleeve.

If you’re like me, you’re your best self after having a cheeseburger, so… go for it.

Be your worst self, you’ll enjoy it more.

Mental health food. 🍔

I had a milkshake yesterday and I have no regrets! 😀

but what if... now just hear me out... what if your best self is actually you eating a cheeseburger? Can you really risk that NOT happening?

Indeed. There is a cheeseburger waiting to be eaten by you. Fulfill your destiny!

Those two things aren't mutually exclusive. Have yourself the best cheeseburger and call it even.

and as which kind of cheese?

Thats being your best self. Taking care of our needs to survive. Good girls go to Heaven bad girls go everywhere else. Eat the cheeseburger. Then take a walk.

You misspelled “and”.

You are your best self while devouring a yummyass cheeseburger. 🌬️

They aren't mutually exclusive. Go for it! 🍔

Seems reasonable.

Hold strong. What got me off cheeseburgers? Reading Fast Food Nation. Knowing there was sh*t in the beef was enough.

Have two, with fries and a chocolate milkshake and be done with it. You only live once.

Your best self is in a parallel universe gleefully eating a cheeseburger staining her vintage ROLLING STONES shirt 🤤🍔 do it. Cause the "glitch". SAVE US!!

With KETCHUP and GREASE!! what else is destroying that awesome shirt?!

Oh just have the best cheeseburger you can get. Problem solved