Lost Property Announcement: Any jewelry not claimed by next Friday will be distributed among the magpies, who are redecorating.
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Love this❤️😂
aug 30, 2025, 12:42 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣
aug 30, 2025, 4:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Seems fair. 😂
aug 30, 2025, 5:20 pm • 0 0 • view
🥰
aug 30, 2025, 10:37 am • 0 0 • view
Can we define "jewelry" here?
aug 29, 2025, 9:52 pm • 0 0 • view
That big diamond is mine
aug 29, 2025, 4:50 pm • 0 0 • view
seems fair, but what about the crows?
aug 29, 2025, 4:52 pm • 0 0 • view
The crows don’t need any help. If they want new bling they just sneak out of Crow Jail and break into cars in the parking lot.
aug 30, 2025, 1:03 am • 1 0 • view
The magpies are going to be so happy.
aug 30, 2025, 4:38 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 4:10 pm • 1 0 • view
If you see a magpie in the Mayor of Greeneville's chain regalia and a tiara, then protocol requires a curtsy and a head bow.
aug 30, 2025, 12:31 am • 5 0 • view