Currently watching my kettle to see if it fancies me.
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You have to turn it on first.
aug 26, 2025, 8:19 am • 13 1 • view
If it's a Breville, be warned ... notorious for flirting
aug 26, 2025, 8:34 am • 2 0 • view
🤩
aug 26, 2025, 8:22 am • 1 0 • view
I thought my kettle was angry with me but it was just letting off steam
aug 26, 2025, 7:51 am • 6 0 • view
This really feels like a particularly extravagant Gryptpype Thynn scheme "Neddie, we represent the society for the rights of electric toasters - all we need is 3 billion pounds worth of funding"
aug 26, 2025, 12:23 pm • 2 0 • view
And when it all goes wrong, he called Moriarty a "steaming nit"!
aug 28, 2025, 5:30 pm • 2 0 • view
It's always had the hots for you.
aug 26, 2025, 9:00 am • 2 0 • view
Never going to happen. On a limescale of 1 to 10 it's a 1.
aug 26, 2025, 10:52 am • 1 0 • view
And if it did happen, it would be an on/off relationship.
aug 26, 2025, 10:54 am • 1 0 • view
It's the Frakin' Toasters you have to worry about ...
aug 26, 2025, 7:42 am • 3 0 • view
Steamy.
aug 26, 2025, 7:42 am • 1 0 • view
My kettle can't handle modern living that's why it's always steaming.
aug 26, 2025, 10:16 am • 1 0 • view
Steamy stuff.
aug 26, 2025, 8:26 am • 0 0 • view
It's in its element
aug 26, 2025, 7:46 am • 7 2 • view
I’ve got a hotpoint. And I’m not talking about the kettle.
aug 26, 2025, 7:52 am • 2 0 • view
The bathroom scales already hate me without AI.
aug 26, 2025, 9:03 am • 1 0 • view
We should watch over AI developers, to see if they develop a conscience.
aug 26, 2025, 7:49 am • 3 0 • view
Oh, how my heart throbs for Russell Hobbs...
aug 26, 2025, 8:33 am • 4 0 • view
Forget it mate, never gonna happen.
aug 26, 2025, 7:44 am • 14 0 • view
It's way hotter than you, @quantick.bsky.social
aug 26, 2025, 8:59 am • 7 0 • view
A watched bot never boils…
aug 26, 2025, 9:48 am • 0 0 • view
Don't get your hopes up, David. They tend to blow hot and cold.
aug 26, 2025, 7:40 am • 5 0 • view