Look, disappointed as I am to be deprived of a “monster-filled epic”, is no one going to talk about the fact that the guy translating this has the same name as the title character and science tells us this means he’s an immortal who guards the doors between earth and the realm of shadows?
Wade: for christ's sake they've been getting this wrong for a HUNDRED and THIRTY YEARS i am going to have to actually go get a GODDAMN DEGREE in this so i can show my bonafides so they'll let me FIX IT...
You fool! You have said the unsayable and now must pay the price!
put him on the list with the others
Wade as you know is one of the old gods.
Look, I don’t want to idly throw suspicion, but if the “Song of Hornik” was supposed to be about werewolves hiding among us and this guy Hornik said, “No it’s about pretty flowers,” I might start looking for the mark of the pentagram.
Can confirm
Does he carry sword?
Everyone needs a hobby, you know.
"Just had to check my notes."
I’m pretty sure he’s the guy on the left, which means he has a magic beard. I’m just pointing this out.
Nick Harkaway, known point outer.
Thank for sharing that. I enjoyed reading it (and the way they used their web page)! 🥂
“Here is the translation of the Song of Me - er, the Song of Wade - that you asked for”
Attack of the Methos. 'how do you know it belonged to this legendary immortal?' 'you can see where he spilled garum on it after a cat bumped into his leg when he had a hangover.' 'you can tell that from one stain?'
