A deep dish pizza would do more damage just sayin'
A deep dish pizza would do more damage just sayin'
How would you throw a deep dish? Like a Frisbee? Or like a pie in someone's face?
Pie in the face would be messier, but frisbee-style would have more velocity.
Either way, straight outta the oven and bubbling hot.
Messier? "The victim had third degree burns over 90% of his face... including the gap between his teeth."
Chuckle
Order it uncut, looks and acts more like a frisbee.