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kentonagbone @kentonagbone.bsky.social

A deep dish pizza would do more damage just sayin'

aug 25, 2025, 10:15 pm • 15 0

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Oscar, the Moderately Displeased, M.A., Law Enforcement @catch108stchs.bsky.social

How would you throw a deep dish? Like a Frisbee? Or like a pie in someone's face?

aug 25, 2025, 10:39 pm • 5 0 • view
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Overburdened with mitochondrial challenges @robinvetskeptic.bsky.social

Pie in the face would be messier, but frisbee-style would have more velocity.

aug 25, 2025, 10:41 pm • 15 0 • view
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jay-shaw.bsky.social @jay-shaw.bsky.social

Either way, straight outta the oven and bubbling hot.

aug 25, 2025, 10:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Haemaker @haemaker.hae.com

Messier? "The victim had third degree burns over 90% of his face... including the gap between his teeth."

aug 25, 2025, 10:47 pm • 6 0 • view
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ltalla3577.bsky.social @ltalla3577.bsky.social

Chuckle

aug 25, 2025, 10:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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jowurz.bsky.social @jowurz.bsky.social

Order it uncut, looks and acts more like a frisbee.

aug 25, 2025, 10:50 pm • 2 0 • view