Poured myself a drink. It has bits of cork in it, so I'll use my mustache to filter it out. Like a WHALE.
Poured myself a drink. It has bits of cork in it, so I'll use my mustache to filter it out. Like a WHALE.
Can't call em whiskers no more That's baleen
It's keeping cork outta ny mouth, so it's perfect.
But will you spit them out the side
This is actually happening.