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AltWatcher @altwatcher.bsky.social

I typically limit my focus to just AltNPS, but I do keep an eye on all the AltGov accounts, most of which are pretty harmless. But what in the hell is happening here Maybe if I stare at it long enough, I'll figure out what it has to do with the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

AltNOAA: Republicans are big mad at Cracker Barrel for taking the old white guy off their logo claiming
aug 23, 2025, 10:56 pm • 24 0

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NavyInHell♀️🍌(Criminal Vtuber) @navycobain.bsky.social

Is the joke simply that the logo has been replaced. Still slop tho.

aug 23, 2025, 11:22 pm • 3 0 • view
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KTM @ktm2013.bsky.social

I'd give them a pass on this one. Obviously an attempt to make fun of the the cracker barrel meltdown. At least there's an ocean in the graphic.

aug 23, 2025, 11:32 pm • 3 0 • view
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ShadowStar @shadowstar2025.bsky.social

The altNOAA account has been posting weird stuff for a while now. No idea what’s up with them. They seemed to go off the rails a bit with questionably wrong(didn’t look into it myself personally) advice after the Texas flood.

aug 24, 2025, 12:43 am • 1 0 • view
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Reverend Barkeep @86ad6.bsky.social

Seismograph in SF, as if it were Rice a Roni???

aug 23, 2025, 11:01 pm • 3 0 • view
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AltWatcher @altwatcher.bsky.social

So we've got an image of a Quaker Oats container with a...walking cartoon cracker as the mascot, maybe? In front of the Golden Gate Bridge? And a cartoon bowl of oatmeal that seems to have slammed into the ground from orbit and left a crater. What is this saying? WHAT DOES IT MEAN

aug 23, 2025, 11:02 pm • 16 0 • view
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ShadowStar @shadowstar2025.bsky.social

The next big earthquake in SF is going to be caused by grandma dropping her morning breakfast on the kitchen floor?

aug 24, 2025, 12:48 am • 1 0 • view
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Jessica Leeburg @jessistired.bsky.social

I think it's a play on quake! Walking seismograph, the damage at the base from the earthquake, the San Francisco bridge. Cute I guess but meh attempt to ride a trend

sep 2, 2025, 8:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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AltWatcher @altwatcher.bsky.social

Oh my god, QUAKE-er. God now I feel silly for not getting it, but if it took this long for me to understand the joke, maybe the joke needed a little longer to cook before posting lol

sep 2, 2025, 8:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emily @emilykemily.bsky.social

My biggest issue with them is that they constantly repost and reply to each other’s posts, sometimes with lots of gifs, and it makes it hard to get to the useful information that they do sometimes share.

aug 25, 2025, 3:57 pm • 1 0 • view