“Bitch couldn’t indict a sandwich” is going to be my go-to insult for incompetence from here on out. No charges for Sandwich Guy!
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Remember the Sandwich guy from David Letterman? I dunno. I don't think the dude should've thrown the sandwich. FLipping the guy off would've bee sufficient. Plus sandwiches ain't cheap. But gee. It's not like he threw a fire extinguisher at a cop on Jan 6th or something, right?
aug 27, 2025, 11:53 pm • 2 0 • view
Those were the actions of a very frustrated DOJ worker who has watched everything he has ever put his education and career towards literally crumble. I feel that he should suffer zero consequences. Give him a medal
aug 28, 2025, 12:10 am • 1 0 • view
I guess we should be happy he didn't do like what other terminated government workers are known to do. Wait what kind of sandwich was it anyways?
aug 28, 2025, 12:28 am • 0 0 • view
Yeah, but what did the cop do to deserve that? Hell his ass was probably on the chopping block too. Consequences? He should pay for the cop's dry cleaning. As far as charges goes? Nah. LOL What if the sandwich was Vietnamese and had Peanut Sauce and the cop was allergic to peanuts & it killed him?
aug 28, 2025, 12:23 am • 0 0 • view
As someone who actually has an anaphylactic peanut allergy, I am not going to dignify that with an answer No Fascists get the sandwich!
aug 28, 2025, 12:24 am • 1 0 • view
Sorry.
aug 28, 2025, 12:28 am • 1 0 • view