That's your dragon heritage showing. You don't get curly whiskers without dragon ancestry.
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Or an altercation with an open flame . . .
aug 25, 2025, 2:56 am • 15 0 • view
Donot. Evin. I hav had theez precise wisker curls since i waz KITTON i hav nevar stik my hed in an flame .
aug 25, 2025, 3:20 am • 33 0 • view
I have seen you with booze & cigarette...
aug 25, 2025, 3:42 am • 9 0 • view
That's true. When Gonzo is full of ennui.
aug 25, 2025, 3:47 am • 8 0 • view
that's the non dragon part
aug 25, 2025, 4:43 am • 6 0 • view
yew ore such a smartie gonzo!!! flames 🔥 = bad news!!!
aug 25, 2025, 3:24 am • 12 0 • view
Split ends?
aug 25, 2025, 7:10 pm • 2 0 • view
Nope. Only dragons.
aug 25, 2025, 3:20 am • 6 0 • view
They really do look like gonzo sat next to a candle, but gonzo never lies.
aug 25, 2025, 3:28 am • 5 0 • view
Thamk. I gott in an fite with somb lady on tweter whin momb first notisced them becawse she REFUSED to beleaf i had nott been in a candol evin after i told her manny times that i had nott.
aug 25, 2025, 3:34 am • 10 0 • view
What's weird is she thought you would lie about something like that. We all know you wouldnt!
aug 25, 2025, 3:37 am • 5 0 • view
Dat or may beescause Gonzo alaways usez Gee Your Whiskers Smell Terrific and thenz a dab uff Dippity Doo?
aug 25, 2025, 4:00 am • 3 0 • view