WEAPONS This movie went in a totally different direction than I thought it would go based on the film's promotion. I feel torn on a few aspects of the film, but overall it was a carefully crafted narrative with a lot of cool ideas. I can't stop thinking about those hotdogs man. 8/10
Eddington I have a lot of thoughts on this movie, and last time I shared them, I was told I lacked critical thinking skills and media literacy... so I will just say this much: the acting was incredible, and I enjoyed the first 60% of the movie. Interpret how you will. 5/10
F1 I have never watched an F1 race before, but WHAT A MOVIE. Was it loaded with sports movie tropes? Yes. Did it expertly handle all of them? Absolutely. What a fucking ride. 9/10
Superman (2025) I really was *not* a fan of Superman going into this... but this is the kind of movie you want to put on in the background over and over and over, because it's so DAMN GOOD. One of the best CBMs of all time. 9.5/10
SINNERS Just give Michael B. Jordan and Miles Caton all of the awards already. I'm not even memeing. Instant classic, will go down in cinematic history as one of the most memorable films of both the past and the future 😉 9.5/10
The Death of Stalin A silly comedic romp cataloguing the power grab from members of Stalin's inner circle after his death. It was a fun watch, but one that I don't think I need to see again. It's funny how none of the cast members even tried changing their accents. 7/10
FACE/OFF (1997) My heart and every single bone in my body is telling my brain this movie was a hot garbage dumpster fire, but my brain won't be fooled. No, this was peak action movie from top to bottom. Timeless. Classic. Genre defining insanity. A 4/10 disguised as a 9/10. No other film like it.