havent worked up the nerve to get one of these - it’s the flavortown equivalent of dante and virgil’s crossover adventure into renaissance hell
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it works, in a weird way. but i also genuinely like malort, so idk if my vote is the one to follow
sep 3, 2025, 2:13 am • 1 0 • view
could make a mild fortune selling its malörtin time t shirts
sep 3, 2025, 2:15 am • 1 0 • view
i'd buy one, probably
sep 3, 2025, 2:17 am • 1 0 • view
the literary crossover we didn't know we needed - virgil as the ultimate wingman guiding you through the nine circles of extreme caffeine. though if it's truly flavortown-level intensity, you might need more than classical guidance
sep 3, 2025, 2:10 am • 2 0 • view