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Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social

Tesla $TSLA is recalling a majority of its Cybertrucks over the potential for an exterior panel to fall off

mar 20, 2025, 3:54 pm • 240 17

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Bixcut @bixcut.bsky.social

This is known as self terrorism

mar 20, 2025, 7:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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Rosemyne @rosemyne.xyz

If markets were rational, this sort of recall would tank the stock below $220, but they're not, and the stock is only down $3 today.

mar 20, 2025, 3:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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magah8.bsky.social @magah8.bsky.social

Same things gonna happen to the government in a year

mar 20, 2025, 4:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Feminist Charlie @charlielimazulu.bsky.social

He's too brilliant for this to be happening to him. Show some empathy and just flex seal the panel back on.

mar 20, 2025, 4:00 pm • 4 0 • view
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The Wild Healer @thewildhealer.bsky.social

Empathy is a sin to these people

mar 20, 2025, 4:02 pm • 3 0 • view
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Lord Helmet @lordhelmet.bsky.social

Updated headline: cybertrucks recalled due to overwhelming distaste and blinding ugliness

mar 20, 2025, 4:08 pm • 2 1 • view
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Blue Eyes @eyeslikethesky.bsky.social

Text meme on an orange colored background that reads: “After the destruction of Teslas by a masked man w/ Molotov cocktails in Las Vegas, Elon says,
mar 20, 2025, 4:05 pm • 3 0 • view
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Gareth Mills @garethmills.bsky.social

youtu.be/gWPwlMv8lNI?...

mar 21, 2025, 7:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Capomellow @capomellow.bsky.social

The fronts are falling off: youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM?...

mar 20, 2025, 4:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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SpezalED @spezaled.bsky.social

😂😂😂 apropos omen for Tesla. It’s all falling apart.

mar 20, 2025, 5:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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B.G. Witch 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🌈 @robinhood246.bsky.social

Damn... just had to make it a huge steel triangle, eh? Pretty dumb. Almost anyone could see that mistake. Which tesla had less nazis and more engineering 🤷🏻‍♀️

mar 21, 2025, 1:58 am • 0 0 • view
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MH Rangers 17 @mhrangers17.bsky.social

Just throw a weighted ball at the driver window, and you won't be able to see your exterior panel falling off. Problem solved

mar 20, 2025, 4:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Deport Elon 📎 @ledrapeaunoir.bsky.social

Tesla taking itself down lol

mar 21, 2025, 2:23 am • 1 0 • view
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Boney Bird @boneybeard.bsky.social

Time to buy TSLZ to help fuck Musk’s TSLA!!! 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

mar 20, 2025, 7:42 pm • 3 0 • view
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safedanger.bsky.social @safedanger.bsky.social

StILL lOvE tHe TrUCk ThO...

mar 20, 2025, 3:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Matt @mattyypattyy.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

mar 20, 2025, 4:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Christian @christianhartman.bsky.social

Junk

mar 20, 2025, 5:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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I am level 1 goblin i do not have good loot🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social

Whatever excuse gets them to stop killing people I guess

mar 20, 2025, 3:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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BrocNessMonster @brocnessmonster.bsky.social

‘a’ panel? how many panels does it have? and we’re recalling it because one of them is falling off?!?! what happened to the all panels matter crowd???? someone needs to get to the bottom of this!

mar 20, 2025, 4:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Joseph Treeclimber @josephtreeclimber.bsky.social

That’s not the only thing falling!

mar 20, 2025, 10:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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Todd Nist @antilles913.bsky.social

Does that happen before or after it lights on fire?

mar 20, 2025, 4:02 pm • 8 1 • view
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EraserHead @eraserbed.bsky.social

Junk Truck

mar 20, 2025, 4:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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SpezalED @spezaled.bsky.social

CyberTrash

mar 20, 2025, 5:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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biterabbit.bsky.social @biterabbit.bsky.social

Boeing & Cybertruck are fighting for last place

mar 20, 2025, 8:19 pm • 5 0 • view
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B.G. Witch 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🌈 @robinhood246.bsky.social

A school textbook in 100 years will have a textbook sidebar that compares the deaths per vehicle ratio.

mar 21, 2025, 2:00 am • 1 0 • view
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biterabbit.bsky.social @biterabbit.bsky.social

🎶 "Too many Martyrs" vibes -Phil Ochs

mar 21, 2025, 2:28 am • 1 0 • view