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Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social

DoorDash, $DASH, and Klarna have signed a deal where customers can choose to pay for food deliveries in interest-free installments

mar 20, 2025, 4:55 pm • 80 13

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Crunk @crunk1977.bsky.social

This is probably more about expanding their retail deliveries than food. Sure, people could use it for their Starbucks or Chipotle but they're probably targeting people looking at electronics or power tools.

mar 20, 2025, 5:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Trabo @carbontraps.bsky.social

What?

mar 20, 2025, 5:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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VK - elbows up 🇨🇦🍁 @vernonkona.bsky.social

Anyone who partakes needs an intervention from family and friends.

mar 20, 2025, 6:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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littlenomad @littlenomad.bsky.social

This is not sustainable.

mar 21, 2025, 2:29 pm • 2 0 • view
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Navel Jelly @navaljelly.bsky.social

Eat now, pay never.

mar 20, 2025, 6:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ken Foster @kenfostersvoice.com

Fuck student loans. This will destroy the credit of a generation of students for life.

mar 20, 2025, 4:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jo @service-worker.bsky.social

I still can’t believe that people will pay all the fees & endure the invasion of privacy for these delivery services instead of doing in-house shopping/pickup at stores to the point that the companies still exist & are thriving. I guess my time/money cost/benefit ratio is way different than most?

mar 20, 2025, 5:13 pm • 4 0 • view
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Jo @service-worker.bsky.social

This is mostly a “my specific area” incredulous rant. I live in a town of 10,000 & when we got DoorDash & co about 5 years ago I never thought it would stick. Going to the grocery store/restaurant & back is a 15 minute drive in our heavy traffic. I just don’t see the benefit beyond medical necessity

mar 20, 2025, 5:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kirk Colvin @coreheadlines.com

That's soooo 2025 ... sad

mar 20, 2025, 4:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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fake-speeches.bsky.social @fake-speeches.bsky.social

Trump economy in a nutshell

mar 20, 2025, 4:56 pm • 10 0 • view
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Nick Cummings @nickcummings.bsky.social

Call me crazy, but we are probably in a bad spot when people need to pay for their cheeseburger in installments.

mar 20, 2025, 4:56 pm • 82 0 • view
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xus9.bsky.social @xus9.bsky.social

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

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mar 20, 2025, 5:47 pm • 25 0 • view
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Kernighan @kernighan.bsky.social

As someone who once worked for Klarna, I strongly advise avoiding their business.

mar 20, 2025, 5:04 pm • 12 0 • view
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𝖉𝖔𝖔𝖒𝖘𝖑𝖚𝖙 @doomslut.bsky.social

Grim af

mar 20, 2025, 4:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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qmaqdk 🇪🇺 @qmaqdk.bsky.social

mar 20, 2025, 5:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kravvall @endorphinbomber.bsky.social

Subway Prime Loan

mar 20, 2025, 5:12 pm • 21 0 • view
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💐 weepscreed 💕 @weepscreed.bsky.social

Junk food bonds

mar 21, 2025, 2:36 pm • 5 0 • view
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SpezalED @spezaled.bsky.social

Perfect sign of the times.

mar 20, 2025, 4:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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BigRuckus8 @bigruckus8.bsky.social

Just sad.

mar 20, 2025, 4:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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giftedgecko.bsky.social @giftedgecko.bsky.social

This feels like a way to take further advantage of low education workers

mar 20, 2025, 8:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dude McDude @dudemcdude.bsky.social

Food-delivery-backed securities. Subprime loans. Tranches. It's pretty confusing, right? Does it make you feel bored? Or stupid? Well, it's supposed to. Wall Street loves to use confusing terms to make you think only they can do what they do. So, here's Margot Robbie in a bubble bath to explain.

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mar 20, 2025, 4:57 pm • 34 0 • view
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ghosty @maximumrad.bsky.social

I'm listening...

mar 21, 2025, 1:34 am • 1 0 • view
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Josh Blackman's Unemployed Barber @andriskowalski.bsky.social

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mar 20, 2025, 4:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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Coelomate @coelomate.bsky.social

it’s a bubble.

mar 20, 2025, 5:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Garbage Daily @garbagedaily.bsky.social

phonancing

mar 20, 2025, 10:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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MH Rangers 17 @mhrangers17.bsky.social

You mean I can pay $2.5 over four months for my Chipotle Burrito? Awesome

mar 20, 2025, 4:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Weed Pancakes 🥞 @fathersfjs.bsky.social

Free borgor??

mar 20, 2025, 6:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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Nomasnomore @nomasnomore.bsky.social

that is a wrap folks. In one message capitalism has won and also failed us all

mar 20, 2025, 4:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Deport Elon 📎 @ledrapeaunoir.bsky.social

The fact that regular US citizens have to finance food now is embarrassing and it should embarrass the fck out of politicians. Is America great yet!?

mar 20, 2025, 9:14 pm • 3 0 • view
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wolfeb121.bsky.social @wolfeb121.bsky.social

This is bad

mar 20, 2025, 5:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Christian @christianhartman.bsky.social

Ok. We are officially in a recession.

mar 21, 2025, 3:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Big Geoff @great-geoff-giant.bsky.social

cool. another mechanism for the rich to prey on the poor and drive people further into debt. I see nothing wrong here.

mar 20, 2025, 5:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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ak714.bsky.social @ak714.bsky.social

What?

mar 20, 2025, 8:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social

If this isn't a leading indicator of economic collapse idk what is

mar 20, 2025, 8:30 pm • 15 0 • view
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Saoirse Like Inaoirse @headasploding.bsky.social

If you need to be paying in installments for your next meal, you probably shouldn't be ordering out.

mar 20, 2025, 4:58 pm • 5 0 • view
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Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social

Klarna said in a press release that DoorDash customers will be able to pay in full at checkout, split payments into four equal interest-free installments, or defer to dates that align conveniently with payday schedules. Read more: unusualwhales.com/news/doordas...

mar 20, 2025, 8:20 pm • 15 2 • view
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Justin Case @punchnazisitsokay.bsky.social

This feels like a micro loan 😭

mar 22, 2025, 8:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wilhelm Tecumseh Sermon @laurentwada.bsky.social

Financing pizzas! #idiocracy

mar 20, 2025, 8:28 pm • 3 0 • view
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uma19.bsky.social @uma19.bsky.social

What a telling sign of the current times

mar 20, 2025, 8:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jacqueline 🇨🇦 @jacqueline99.bsky.social

If you need this, you do not need to order DoorDash.

mar 20, 2025, 9:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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authenticmurphy.bsky.social @authenticmurphy.bsky.social

This is incredibly depressing.

mar 21, 2025, 1:10 am • 12 0 • view
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N Payne @npayne.bsky.social

DoorDash know that Americans are going to be broke in Trump’s economy, unable to even pay for their $10 meals

mar 24, 2025, 12:24 am • 0 0 • view
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Tracy Myers @tracymflourish.bsky.social

Omg .

mar 20, 2025, 5:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gordon Moat @gordonmoat.bsky.social

They should call it "Dine 'n' Dash"

mar 20, 2025, 8:36 pm • 1 0 • view