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Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social

Call your mom. Tell her you love her. (Worst three days now officially in market history)

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apr 7, 2025, 1:44 pm • 359 52

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lavandra.bsky.social @lavandra.bsky.social

Welcome to the Republican Crash 2025 led by a madman.

apr 7, 2025, 1:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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Monrovian Chach @monrovianchach.bsky.social

She's still aghast that I voted for Harris. So I'll call her when she's out of this fucking cult.

apr 7, 2025, 2:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Steven Prediletto @steveprediletto.bsky.social

Mom raised cash months ago because mom is the smartest investor I know.

apr 7, 2025, 5:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Austin Bekken @astragaloi.bsky.social

Everyone is telling me to still not invest though I have some cash right now to do so. Is that the case?

apr 7, 2025, 2:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jeff @jeffie1000.bsky.social

I already call her and tell her that lol but good lord.

apr 7, 2025, 1:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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Nick Cummings @nickcummings.bsky.social

I don’t need to call her, she’s coming to move in with us since her retirement is cooked.

apr 7, 2025, 1:47 pm • 11 0 • view
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sANNdwich guy fan @annieroso.bsky.social

It’s only 9am 😭

apr 7, 2025, 2:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Stockologist @kelossus987.bsky.social

Trump is the greatest destroyer of wealth in the history of mankind.

apr 7, 2025, 5:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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richwellness.bsky.social @richwellness.bsky.social

I would if my mom weren't dead. Cold comfort she didn't Iive through this.

apr 7, 2025, 4:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hextella @pastella.bsky.social

But I thought the wound was healing 😭

apr 7, 2025, 1:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Wasnu schon wieder!? @wasnu.bsky.social

Why are there still a few green dots?

apr 7, 2025, 6:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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davidelliott1982.bsky.social @davidelliott1982.bsky.social

Maga tired of winning yet ?

apr 7, 2025, 1:45 pm • 11 0 • view
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Chillin @chillindays.bsky.social

Call your morgue

apr 7, 2025, 3:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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williamthecat.bsky.social @williamthecat.bsky.social

Call your pharmacist.

apr 7, 2025, 2:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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giftedgecko.bsky.social @giftedgecko.bsky.social

Unless she voted for this. Then call her and ask how retirement is looking

apr 7, 2025, 8:28 pm • 4 0 • view
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz 🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social

Considering mine proudly voted for this shit, I'll pass on the stress of having to bite my tongue for the sake of civility and just remain out of contact instead.

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apr 7, 2025, 6:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Black Cat @lawfulbusinesscat.bsky.social

First I gotta find a new mom cause mine voted for this

apr 7, 2025, 1:50 pm • 33 0 • view
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Sic Transit @sictransit.bsky.social

on average it's good at least, worse than yesterday but better than tomorrow

apr 7, 2025, 1:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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sANNdwich guy fan @annieroso.bsky.social

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matholemeu.bsky.social @matholemeu.bsky.social

Trump is gunning the Guinness books for basically everything now.

apr 7, 2025, 1:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Peach @peachmsu.bsky.social

Where does the soup line start? Around the corner?

apr 7, 2025, 1:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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ninjanik.bsky.social @ninjanik.bsky.social

About to be 4 days come tomorrow

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itwasalwaysbradley.bsky.social @itwasalwaysbradley.bsky.social

The worse..so far! Call me when the Dow hits 25,000.

apr 7, 2025, 3:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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UnseenGrub @unseengrub.bsky.social

Just wanted a Switch 2 ;_;

apr 7, 2025, 1:52 pm • 5 0 • view
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Josh @joshcrunchy.bsky.social

Wait til they slap the tariffs on those bad boys

apr 7, 2025, 6:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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UnseenGrub @unseengrub.bsky.social

Gonna smuggle them in from Canada over Niagra in a barrel.

apr 7, 2025, 6:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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Josh @joshcrunchy.bsky.social

😂 okay save one for me

apr 7, 2025, 6:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kevin Miller - YIMBY 🇮🇪 @happymillfam.com

and then it all went green what just happened ??

apr 7, 2025, 2:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jan Suur Tõll @suurtoll.bsky.social

Lol, what happened? last 3 minutes + 1200 pts, did trump cal off te tarrifs? :D

apr 7, 2025, 2:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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AloeJoe @aloejoe.bsky.social

I'm curious. What software do you use to make these charts?

apr 7, 2025, 1:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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LadyBug News @ladybugnews.bsky.social

So are we hitting the streets? What are we doing???

apr 7, 2025, 1:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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pnwtrekking.bsky.social @pnwtrekking.bsky.social

Nothing is happening until your average American family goes a couple of days without a meal. The stuff today is horrific, but just wait til the budget passes and social safety nets are defunded.

apr 7, 2025, 1:52 pm • 4 0 • view
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Cindy @cindycoffell.bsky.social

Red Wave…

apr 7, 2025, 7:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bryan @bryaniam.bsky.social

Not as bad as I was thinking

apr 7, 2025, 1:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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atlantaworks.bsky.social @atlantaworks.bsky.social

Wild that it’s unlikely to affect them — www.dailymail.co.uk/yourmoney/ar...

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JDG @glitteringdream.bsky.social

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apr 7, 2025, 2:57 pm • 4 0 • view
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Midterminator @midterminator.bsky.social

The GOP did it! Forget the Republican felon. He might not like it, but he should be ignored. His main job is to be a troll who generates a big chaos as a bait for the media. Shielded by that chaos, the GOP pushes the Project 2025 ahead.

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Woke Crackerbarrel @offlately.bsky.social

This is bad news for everyone that voted for him just because he’s racist and misogynist. Apparently good news for Billionaires!

apr 7, 2025, 2:33 pm • 0 0 • view