Something something something flux capacitor...88 miles per hour Sean Duffy!

With a cable connection to earth? 🤣🤡🥳

siiiigh...okey doke.

I wish this was the Onion.

Thats cool. Where's the Epstein files?

Musk can't even get his moon lander that is to carry humans to the moon to launch without exploding. Holy cow, this whole Moon Nuclear power station is a money grift. pure and simple. And what good for us here on planet earth would a reactor do on the moon?

But we don't have money for things I heard

They should start with some thing simpler, like a gas station, or maybe a lemonade stand.

“HoW ArE wE gooNnA pAY fOr IT”????

Healthcare please

We can’t even build them on earth lol

Who is the contractor assigned because that’s a payoff for suuuuure

Onion Headline?

Trump is in the Epstein files And its not pretty

How? They defunded Nasa, Blue Origin is shit, and SpaceX can't stop blowing up their rockets.

This used to be a serious account.

Glad DOGE fired a bunch of federal workers so we could fund this bullshit

Makes sense. Where else you gonna find nazi physicists these days?

Pigs might fly. Oh, wait, that's Air Force One.

He's going to some extreme lengths to cover up being in the epstein files

This is just stealing money from Americans. Americans who can't go to the doctor or buy a home or go to college.

Thank goodness. I'd hate to see any of those awful windmills up there.

Because it's a good idea that someone else came up with in the 60s and they've been pushing for ever since. Very unfortunate that it was publicly announced by a moron to distract from his pedophile boss

“Plans”?

lol

Yeah no doubt chief

And inside the reactor, they will hide the Epstein files

FFS. Seems like the most urgent issue to address.

It would be easier and cost less to just RELEASE all the Epstein evidence.

Oh cool so when it explodes the moon will come hurling at the earth.

Someone has been watching Apple TV.

Finally, something this administration can do, that is technically feasible and not illegal. Let’s have Elon Musk lead this venture from the moon.

Can I hope that this is the step needed to make Thorium Molten Salt Reactors a viable option? I don't even care if it makes it to the moon. I am starting to believe it's the only thing that will be able to mitigate the effects of climate change. Also where are the fuckin Epstein files?!?!?

It's just to push money into elon's companies and give him nuclear technology for some unknown reason but probably involving russia.

Lmao literally anything to distract from the eppy files huh

Are the Epstein files on the moon?

This must be where all the GOP pedophiles will be fleeing to 🤞

Won’t happen.

Where are they going to get the water??

There's thorium on the moon. Maybe they'll cool it with molten salt.

Sure they will....

Someone should tell Duffy about the reactor that's already operating in our solar system (hint: it's about 93 million miles from his office).

WHY???

Why though?

How about helping people find jobs on earth?

Are they planning to run a power line from the moon to the U.S. now that we’re barreling toward an energy crisis?

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Free the epstein files

*something somethin* distraction *something* Epstein files