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petigrusghost.bsky.social @petigrusghost.bsky.social

Hey Don how old are you? Going on 80, right? Father Time is knock, knock, knocking at your door. Swollen ankles. Last of that hair falling out? Can't get little donny to stand up any more. Foley catheter? Diaper full? Father Time knock knock knocking on your door

aug 30, 2025, 5:41 pm • 42 1

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Nagging Coronet @naggingcoronet.bsky.social

He better make sure the right people guard his dead body with the best compensation to keep it safe. I’d join the millions that want to steal his rotting corpse and desecrate it beyond recognition. Then mail what’s left to the RNC, as a warning.⚠️

aug 30, 2025, 6:34 pm • 16 0 • view
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JJ @pjpuckrr.bsky.social

Mail half to the Heritage Foundation.

aug 30, 2025, 7:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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bosmang @sloaneya.bsky.social

He stiffs everyone. No reason to assume he won't do the same from beyond the grave.

aug 30, 2025, 7:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Julie Fo 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @jusjules.bsky.social

No doubt his magats will be waiting for a sign.

aug 30, 2025, 8:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Julie Fo 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @jusjules.bsky.social

Yep...no one does stiffness like donald, he's the 'greatest' stiff ever.

aug 30, 2025, 8:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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bosmang @sloaneya.bsky.social

Lol Get in flaccid, we're going limp-dicking.

aug 30, 2025, 9:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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petigrusghost.bsky.social @petigrusghost.bsky.social

Yeah, but how'd that old joke go? Donald Trump, stiff at last!

aug 30, 2025, 7:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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bosmang @sloaneya.bsky.social

Some people say that 'stiff' is something this dude has yet to fully accomplish.

aug 30, 2025, 7:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Julie Fo 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @jusjules.bsky.social

💥🤣

aug 30, 2025, 8:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Julie Fo 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @jusjules.bsky.social

I just like the idea of his grave becoming a public urinal.

aug 30, 2025, 7:17 pm • 26 2 • view
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Mike Steaks @mike-steaks.bsky.social

It really needs to be a urinal, and it costs $5 to piss on his bones. The money is used to fund cancer research or public schools. They could even split up his carcass so there are several locations around the country.

aug 30, 2025, 9:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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petigrusghost.bsky.social @petigrusghost.bsky.social

Some to pay for reuiniting immigrant families and some for the survivors of the innocents of Gaza

aug 30, 2025, 11:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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petigrusghost.bsky.social @petigrusghost.bsky.social

That'll work. We could call it "The Pee Pee Palace" or "Golden Showers" he loves gold so much

aug 30, 2025, 7:21 pm • 16 0 • view
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Julie Fo 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @jusjules.bsky.social

🤣

aug 30, 2025, 7:30 pm • 0 0 • view