I’m only kidding about the rich, handsome and lighthouse keeper. I plan to see out my dotage as a bitter, old cat lady. NB: I’m bitter and old, I don’t plan to keep bitter, old cats.

My brother doesn't live in Plymouth, isn't particularly wealthy but does have an enormous early 1970s Pifco lantern with two spare bulbs & a recently replaced battery. He can spin around slowly if absolutely necessary. Call it £500 for a couple of days.