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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social

just need to know if I have to send a small muppet bunny to the butcher shop for a goose or not

aug 30, 2025, 3:50 am • 602 56

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Megan Macmanus @meganmacmanus.bsky.social

My husband and I have very quickly adopted, "...but? A small Muppet bunny?" as we absorb each rumor, and are making ourselves giggle uncontrollably. So thank you.

aug 30, 2025, 4:20 am • 10 0 • view
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Aimee Pokwatka @aimeepokwatka.bsky.social

literal lol

aug 30, 2025, 3:54 am • 2 0 • view
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Anaweh @anaweh.bsky.social

I need to get some champagne at home for the eventual party

aug 30, 2025, 8:36 am • 0 0 • view
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Autumn @scirocker.bsky.social

One of the greatest movies ever made.

aug 30, 2025, 4:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social

Skipping the goose and going straight to a 25yo scotch if things work out.

aug 30, 2025, 3:52 am • 21 0 • view
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Can someone direct me to the resistance? @gojavelina.bsky.social

por qué no los dos?

aug 30, 2025, 5:01 am • 1 0 • view
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gozion @ravnica11.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 3:58 am • 1 0 • view
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social

😂

aug 30, 2025, 10:16 am • 5 0 • view
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Victor Von Doomscroll @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social

Me watching the hearse: there goes Mr asshole There goes Mr bitch

aug 30, 2025, 10:19 am • 8 0 • view
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Britt @desqatarian.bsky.social

IS THERE REALLY NEWS

aug 30, 2025, 4:00 am • 2 0 • view
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social

no we’re just having a little party for morale

aug 30, 2025, 4:25 am • 13 0 • view
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Britt @desqatarian.bsky.social

When I tell you boooo, I need you to hear those consonants from the pit of my gut.

aug 30, 2025, 2:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Amy K, Enough is enough @mangobee.bsky.social

(With the fur)—I’m so sorry

aug 30, 2025, 3:52 am • 3 0 • view
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Boltgrrrrrrrl @boltgrrl.bsky.social

I think we really ought to have someone standing by with a stake and a silver-loaded handgun, just to be ABSOLUTELY SURE

aug 30, 2025, 5:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kieran, she/her @kieranblake.bsky.social

Honestly it was a great night but you really crushed it

aug 30, 2025, 5:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bethynyc @bethynyc.bsky.social

omg I love that. I went to bed early and finished reading my book, so I missed all the excitement.

aug 30, 2025, 10:50 am • 0 0 • view