As major American cities brace for potential terrorist attacks in retaliation against the U.S. air strikes on Iran, it’s reassuring to know that Trump just appointed a 22-year-old former gardener and grocery store assistant to lead U.S. terror prevention. 🥺
This guy looks like a terrorist himself and I'm sure bagging groceries adequately prepared him for WWIII terrorist attacks that will be forth coming on the 4th!!!! Geesh we are so screwed....
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Did the guy just send in his resume? How on earth does he find these grifters? A case of "birds of a feather"???
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The US government is setting up a false flag because this war is unpopular and didn't change his poll numbers like he thought. If an attack happens, it ISNT Iran, it will j6sers and proud boys but with an Iranian Patsy ready to blame.
"My name's Fugate. Thomas Fugate. No, I've never heard of myself either."
On 9/11 Canada risked terrorism against us by letting 100s of US-bound planes land on our soil after Bush closed US airspace. We housed & fed 1,000s of passengers. We joined the US in Afghanistan & sent 40k soldiers, losing 158. Trump now threatens OUR country. Canada shouldn't help US *ever* again
And Canada sheltered and helped get US diplomats out of Iran during the Iran hostage crisis in in 1980. Thank you- you’ve been a good friend, and I’m so sorry.
I asked “Big Daddy” to buy us. He’s thinking about it. P.S. I saw his fan page on TIK TOK. #LeadUsBigDaddy
That was the funniest moment of the campaign when that woman yelled that out to PM Carney. 😁 Unlike Trump though, Canada doesn't have imperialist aims and we're good on the US being the US. 😉 You're welcome to come visit for up to six months per year, though. Summer's beautiful up here. 🍁
Thank you very much! I may just do that. I don’t think I can do 6 months but “2 weeks” might be more realistic.
You're welcome. However long you choose to visit, we Canadians are friendly folks and there's lots to see and do up here. 😊
Whew! Really & truly thinking about leaving the US! Bcuz they are not going after drug dealers, gang members, & murders, no one is safe. When I saw those elderly people in wheelchairs, zip-tied bcuz they were protesting Medicaid cuts, I was horrified. WTF is Alligator Alcatraz? They laughed.
Retta, I'm scared for everyone in the US, whether citizens or undocumented immigrants. Nobody's safe. Trump's threatening Canada too, but if you're serious and thinking about Canada, I recommend it. Lots of pathways to work permits, permanent residency, and citizenship: www.canada.ca/en/services/...
Thank you so much. Forever grateful. I’m a blue dot in a red state, however I was born & raised in New York, New York. My husband’s family has land & we left NY bcuz we believe it would provide a safer environment as our family grew. And, it did. The school district was excellent, kids happy.
My husband got a good job & so did I. Everything was fine all thru 2008-2017. During & after the Pandemic, Lawd, true colors emerged. After the 2020 Election, the hate couldn’t hide. My job may as well be segregated bcuz we’ve all “clicked” up & it’s so stressful. Leaving is the only option.
This is some evil, satanic ish. The cruelty is beyond anyone’s imagination (except Stephen Miller’s). I have kids. My husband & I both work. We’re American born, but no one can convince me that after they finish with the “Brown” people, they’re gonna come for Black People. The YT Supremacy Agenda.
I’m a Christian, baptized, believe in The Father, The Son, & The Holy Spirit. This is not enough for them. They want YT Christian Conservatives who will distort The Word of God. In fact, they don’t even believe the teachings of Christ. I’m so sorry that you are on the receiving end of my rant.
No need to apologize. You're right. I see nothing whatsoever "Christian" in the words and actions of white Christian Conservatives. They're all about power, money, and control.
I don’t know anyone in Canada. 1st, I’m not trying to be your Bestie 😂, just someone who can share some insight (no matter how small) as how to proceed. And, you’ve done that already. However, if you have the name of any agencies that can help my transition, please DM me.
I’m doing my own research on what to do. But any extra info can’t hurt. On behalf of most Americans, let “Big Daddy” know that we don’t want to be under this sick, demented regime. 💫✨💫
Do you think you might accept some Uk refugees?
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What could go wrong?
Un-f-ing believable.
The US government is setting up a false flag because this war is unpopular and didn't change his poll numbers like he thought. If an attack happens, it ISNT Iran, it will j6sers and proud boys but with an Iranian Patsy ready to blame.
Be afraid, very afraid.
Dude looks like a terrorist himself !
We are doomed.
We are doomed again
Bag boy Bag boy What you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you?
Part time HEB bagger.
Kristin Welker sucks. She allowed JD Vance to call Biden stupid and didn't even push back. Isn't Vance an excellent VP? Isn't that how people at that level speak? SMH #MEETTHEPRESS #NBC #KRISTINWELKER
I see he got promoted from the copy room.
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Perfect
He looks like a child trying to play grownup. But he'll be really good at helping terrorists and spies find the Froot Loops aisle.
what will he do.... throw tomatoes ?
I always wondered what Kramer looked like in his college days
There are no words!!! 😵💫
They are all fucking out of their depth. What the hell does a 22 year-old with ZERO experience in the intelligence community know about terrorism? We're screwed.
I think trump would welcome a terrorist attack. He could declare martial law and cancel next year’s elections.
Exactly what I have been thinking. Sure hope we are both wrong!
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WTF?
Is Mara Lego on ALERT????
How much dumber can his appointees get? How much more inexperienced? We’re definitely on our own
Yeah, but no, but.... AI. Or something.
Who cares about this kid. What is the background story. This is a transaction….but for what and from whom?
We are cooked 😩😪🤬
down hill #3rdgrader #dtucked again
REMEMBER THESE posts …. EVERY SENTENCE (he try’s to form) that comes out of his mouth is a lie.
And here we are 🤬🤬🤬
I'm more qualified. We should all be terrified.
Don’t forget his boss is Seb Gorka. What could go wrong?
He looks kinda terror wristy himself tbf .
I wouldn't let this kid deliver my door dash order
I do need help in my garden for a few days, though. I wonder if he has business cards???
Everything Trump touches dies. Don’t expect more from MAGAtwerp.
Trump would welcome terrorist attacks; an excuse to seize more power and unleash violence against adversaries, minorities and immigrants.
Are we in "Code Red" yet,??
I remember emergency instructions for nuke attack in DC (15 years ago?). Now I’m east of DC and am thinking about wind direction.
I will say it every time I see it. #idiocracy
The kid looks like the first Villain of a third rate video game that is set to easy mode because he just talks at you as you run circles around him till his head explodes from his inability to keep up.
I feel so safe. 😳
Why is his eyebrow doing that?
… step by step our structure crumbles w DT’s plan
What could go wrong? 
The fact that he's 22 and looks like he's in his 50's isn't very reassuring.
Don't worry I've heard he's going to be assisted by a 17 year old who last week was washing neighbours cars for pocket money!
SMH
As a grocery assistant, I'm sure that he's seen TERROR! Having to tell an angry senior that the store won't accept his expired coupon. Gotta have ice water in your veins to handle that! 😱
Is that 'Big Balls'? Elon Musk's little bitch?
Oh 💩.
It’s like the maddest version of Mad Libs and we’re all fucked
Omg help us now Wtf.
He is such a FVCKING IDIOT
Relax everyone! We’re all going to be safe. The eyebrow says so!
Demented Donald is just following orders,. the orders come from overseas.
20% layoffs in staff
The one eyebrow up look is strategically brilliant
Brace for terrorist attacks? ICE has been in the streets for months.
To think, I spent all those years working at Walmart and all I had to do was get on TV, say some bullshit trump liked and I could have been Secretary of State. Who knew selling beans, rice and toilet paper could have led to a government job I had NO CLUE on how to do.
Wasn’t he in the position of stocking the inventory? Not even running the grocery store. Not even a clerk or a cashier. I am not saying those jobs are not important. But this guy doesn’t even have any job skills for grocery store employees. Fucking stupid human being in charge of our safety.
When will our congress do the right thing by the American people?
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Why is that country so crazy now?
Iran will hit red cities.
"His résumé includes internships at the Heritage Foundation — the think tank behind Project 2025 — service as a special assistant in a DHS immigration office and campaign work on Trump’s 2024 presidential trail. Intern for Texas Reps Terry Wilson (R-Austin) and Steve Allison (R-San Antonio)."
That's reassuring?
No, just an explanation. It's in keeping with the whole ghoulish group--Heritage Foundation, project 2025 authors. He must be considered a "good little soldier" for their diabolical plans.
Where I am, will be the first target
Shitler’s ALWAYS wanted a terrorist attack either at home or on our personnel abroad. What better way to get you underwater poll numbers up? If you remember, EVERY time Bush’s numbers fell after 911, they raised the terror alert warning. It was like clockwork & worked every time! #BeenThereDoneThat
Exactly. Fear does strange things to a person’s ability to reason.
That’s the actions of LNP in Australia. Do it every time. ‘THERE’s a boat load of criminal asylum seekers off the Kimberley coast’. Headlines everywhere on the Murdoch press and TV stations - including the abc which has turned into Fox News. Media been bought out.
They see chaos as rating boosters. CBS’ CEO even admitted it back in ‘16. #Disgusting
What’s with his eyebrow raised like that? Does that make him feel more important?
He didn’t listen to his mother and made a face and it got stuck that way
Seems deliberate, doesn’t it?
Its the rakish eyebrow
Dude looks like the love child of Nick Fuentes and Rob Schneider.
They scoff, but you should see the boy gather shopping carts.
Yeah this twerp will get the job done.
It's simple, really. He's being set up for failure. He was hired because his qualifications are lack of qualifications. When he fails, it will be a new 9/11, which the military industrial complex and consent manufacturing machine will use as pretext. DONALD J. TRUMP WANTS AMERICANS TO DIE.
Trump will be cashiered within the year, probably sooner rather than later. Trump will be confronted with three choices: face impeachment, face having the 25th amendment used against him--or resign. Thiel and Musk (and of course Putin), and other powerful interests are running out of patience.
I’ve been saying this since they picked Vance as running mate. Everyone thinks I’m nuts 🙄 Traditionalists require a single scapegoat. It’s a huge part of their beliefs. I think they were waiting until he pissed off his followers, so Vance can save the country.
But the brow
He’s motto
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Only the best. It's dangerous to have a dementing Felon in charge.
His lack of experience represents his lack of expertise which represents the reason the treasonous 47 has appointed him in such a pivotal role so 47 et al can continue, without compunction, to destroy America from within.
When he tells the U.S.A. Supply Office he needs equipment, will they say, "plastic or paper?"
Of course he did! Can you tell Trump doesn’t want anyone smarter than him. The bar is very low. Just look at his administration- nuff said!
Unreal
Even I don't believe this one!
Terrifying.
What's the deal with the eyebrow? Secret weapon ? What ?
Interviewer: “I want to do something illegal.” 22 year old kid: “Yes.” Interview panel: “You’re hired!”
That oughta make you feel good tonight don’t it? What the hell is wrong with DJ Trump is he that stupid that much of a fucking moron or is he just trying to piss people off? Just remember DJ what goes around comes around and you’re not unreachable he’s protecting you too you asshole Which I hope
Seriously you're kidding 🙄
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I feel so safe now. 🙄
Be afraid!
If junior wants to prevent terrorism, he needs to head to the streets and stop these unidentified masked goons with guns who are terrorizing and abducting people.
The whole administration consists of a bunch of fools with a fool at the helm. I despise them all!
As a Heritage Foundation intern Thomas age 22 pledged undying devotion to Project 2025 and Donald Trump
Thanks for fixing the headline
Oh the eyebrow dude that reminds me of an incel 😅 would we expect anything less for this administration 🙄😒
Is as if he is doing Putin’s job to destroy us completely. It is the only “job” this mobster has done well. Remove him before he does anything else to insure we are Russia West.
In Iraq, the one thing they learned very quickly was not to invoke god as part of their reason for invasion. (Also, and even worse “crusade”) Trump invoked Gods name 3x in his short speech last night. While Iran may not be popular in the Middle East, Trump mentioning god will have activated many
We are so fucked
Just SAD!
I feel safer already. Totally forgot about this baby in charge. Ugh
He always packs eggs at the bottom of the bag.
Most punchable face award winner
Why do all MAGA appointees make childish “I’m such a tough guy” faces in their official portraits? It’s like they’re 3rd graders or something. Oh never mind, I answered my own question.
If there are 5 foolish people around you, you didn’t count well. There are 6.
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Iran bombing -> False flag attacks by Israel in the US -> Emergency powers voted -> big protests -> military in blue cites -> US citizens disappeared and media shut -> elections suspended indefinitely -> Trump life president -> toppled by techno bros -> Techautocracy. Prove me wrong please 🆘
This is a mind fuck,one big clown 🤡 show. Incompetence personified.
Your country is a joke now and no one is laughing with you lot.
This ain’t no video game folks, what the hell.🤬
Maybe they will just hit Mar a lago.
Maybe his mommy can help him
Incompetence breeds incompetence
Incompetence inbreeds incompetence, me thinks
Better.
This has to make you feel safe having this kid in charge.
As the wife of a man who walked home on 9/11, I am furious. Who saw his friends die. The trauma he experienced. Our friends who lost loved ones. So they can do this?
Of course, the Orange MegaArse appointed someone totally unsuitable to this post. I assume the new incumbent is related to a crony. The thing is, Trump is highly unlikely to be impacted by a terror attack. A whole bunch of innocent bystanders in the wrong place at the wrong time, on the other hand..
Everyone trump appointed to lead an agency is the worst most unqualified he could find he's doing it on purpose to bring as much pain and suffering to Americas look at the people running agencies for him couldn't be worse
It's almost like dj's Doing everything He can to Ruin America ?
He absolutely is yes he's a convicted felon rapist insurrectionist so not surprised
Nah. He just loves us so much. This is how he shows us his tough love. But yes. The head of every agency hates that agency or intends to harm Americans with it (Noem)
Yes since 2016 and he hasn’t stopped. He’s upset bc everyday he gets to see how much we hate him. It’s a vicious cycle 😂
Yes, he takes his orders from Putler very seriously.
He probably will use roundup
It’s the Russian who’s vetting everybody, even though he’s never been vetted.
We are sooo f**ked. How do they even find these people? The incompetence is astounding!!!
He'll weed out terrorism with his evil eyebrow.
It's a parade of white male mediocrity.
We the voters must answer to this (if we survive by then) #VA64 secure.actblue.com/donate/stace...
He wants us dead as much as we want him dead.
Is trump hoping we’ll be attacked so he can declare martial law?
The US government is setting up a false flag because this war is unpopular and didn't change his poll numbers like he thought. If an attack happens, it ISNT Iran, it will j6sers and proud boys but with an Iranian Patsy ready to blame.
Is this a joke?
Oh dr evils mini me's fart has it under control ... We dead
Why don’t these weak dem leaders like @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social have non stop pressers about ICE and Trump breaking the law and articles of impeachment are being written up citing his mental issues. Now
Haaa. You seriously screaming at Dem leaders now? Where tfk were VOTERS when our House & Senate needed a Majority as the last line of defense against this madman? There ain't a gddanned thing they can do because Voters chose this.
I’m sure his experience playing Call of Duty with his bros has trained him perfectly for this do or die position. 😐
Now after bombing Iran, thank god we have this guy in charge of terror prevention. I feel so much safer🤦🏼♂️.
Where are the next Olympics and World Cup being held?
SO GREAT
meanwhile globe trotting americans, ex pats and international workers are fine.. 😬
You got something against gardeners? How about bartenders (AOC)?
Did he practice that look in the mirror? What was he trying for- Dr Evil?
We are f***ed
He’s probably really good with an AI prompt.
Outstanding!
When the next 9/11 attack happens, remember that Der Felon 47 hired the most incompetent dipshits into key positions just because he needed them to stroke his ego.
I'm sure his raised eyebrow got him the job, tough guy from central casting.
When we think it can't get any worse he shocked us with more.
🦋 I feel safer already..😬
I keep looking for ‘The Onion’ logo but can’t find it. That kid looks like an incel poster child. He’s not even old enough to rent a car. That expression…
He just needs to binge watch Homeland and 24 this weekend and he’ll be fine. Nothing to worry about.
What could possibly go wrong?
impeach convict remove incarcerate
incinerate
impeach convict remove incarcerate
Sounds like the plot of a Pauly Shore movie. Which I wouldn't want to see, either.
And not one will be a hillbilly red state
They will wait till the dust settles, in a year or so when we have forgotten about all this they will hit us harder than 9/11. Complacency is their best friend.
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It is not reassuring, it is criminally insane. What is the inept, incompetent, unqualified man child going to use against terror - that damn eyebrow? He hasn't moved on the masked people snatchers & the white supremacist domestic terrorists. He's there to kiss butt & parrot BS. Period.
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No worries! Judging from his picture, he can raise one eyebrow at a time, so that should suffice for qualifications
It was perfectly adequate for Roger Moore to land the Bond job.
Don't forget poser who hones his image on tiktok
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the country is safe now!
There’s nothing about being a former gardener or a grocery store assistant that disqualifies anyone from leading the US’s terrorist prevention team, of course more importantly, nothing about those qualifies him either.
Gardner, store clerk, and actor, actually. He shot 20 days as the villain in Rushmore 2, before Wes Anderson abandoned the project, saying "What have I become?," then riding his two person bike off a cliff. Witnesses said his fall was cute, if a little samey.
That stupid, comedy eyebrow makes me want to ground him and refuse to give him his pocket money.
Was this an Apprentice winner? He does know his show is over right ? I can’t tell sometimes.
That kid looks like the smuggest of fucks
He's acting director of something called CP3 w/i the DHS. What they do, who knows, probably nothing. But it is nice to see that one of his eyebrows is making a break for it.
Terrorist can just dress as ICE and go anyplace
😂😂😂😂😂 The US is completely fucked.
Barron probably recommended him because…Call of Duty champ!
I am not surprised by nothing Trump does. His grandchildren will be news cannot members.
Is he trying to look quizzical, surprised, intelligent, with that eyebrow raised? He looks fake.
That twerp will soil himself if the excrement interfaces with the rotating blades of the device designed to circulate air.
Paul Blart Mall cop
Unbelievable!!!
I want to know who he’s covering for.
That eyebrow is enough to strike fear in the hearts of our enemies! Whatcha be talking about?
You know he stood in front of the mirror for hours perfectly that look
As any 22-year old snot-nosed kid would.
He has decades of experience under his belt. The 79 year old grandpa in mental decline hires the very best. I’m surprised he didn’t appoint his son Baron for the position instead.
Barron can’t. He has bone spurs.
Hereditary bone spurs.
It's like we're all trapped in an endless SNL skit.
The Austin Powers Presidency
More like Twilight Zone.
… who was not even born yet on 9/11.
Only the best People ?????????????????????????
Right - so now we have to worry about potential retaliatory terrorist attacks from Iranian sponsored actors and internally from Ice.
The US government is setting up a false flag because this war is unpopular and didn't change his poll numbers like he thought. If an attack happens, it ISNT Iran, it will j6sers and proud boys but with an Iranian Patsy ready to blame.
Wait is that the dude? He looks like the goofy sidekick in a romcom….
hopefully they will concentrate on the the cities that supported trump
I keep waiting for someone to say this is a joke.
Big Ballz might be available 🤔
Perfect choice if you are planning false flags and need a patsy.
