😁

Classic. As an ex-Police Officer, it would've been my duty to coax-negotiate someone like this to come down off the roof lest he hurt himself seriously. In this instance though, I think I would've made the exception.

😂😂🤣🤣

As he sings. "Mike Johnson, you are the breath under my gown."

😂🤪

“Gold is down there grandpa. Go get it.”

Look at the gold lined gold sidewalk. And the golden pool. Jump in grandpa.

Dementia for sure

Dementia must be setting in from all of his lies he told. Todd Blanche got him off from The Stormy Daniel’s Case In New York. 34 Counts to be exact plus he pardoned The Oathkeepers & Proud Boys

The goof on the roof.

😆😂😂

Sounds about right! 🙄🙄

Crowd below chanting JUMP! JUMP!

Please fall please fall please fall please fall please fall That is one great picture. I would love to see him splattered on the ground.

Someone should have yelled "your Superman, you can fly"

He can run but he cant hide

I don't think he can run. He needs something large if he's going to hide.

a herd of elephants?

Speaking of Dumbo apparently he trampled a 39 year old CEao of Gondwana Private Game Reserve in the overwhelming news cycle. I wonder if the asshole from Jimmy John’s did his hunting there 🤔

Up high, remindful of Dump's post about annexing Canada. The problem is that the Matterhorn is in Switzerland.

That there book larnin' be hard. That's why Trump professes to love the uneducated. He are one.

I would never... but in this instance, jump or you're a tiny dicked pussy.

ELDERLY local man…

JUMP!

Thx @radaronline.com Can anyone imagine what Corporate Media would have done if it had been Joe Biden wandering on the roof? & when he gives a dynamic powerful speech? 🦗🦗🦗 They have spectacularly failed US 1- www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/biden-goes... 2- radaronline.com/p/trump-whit...

Annnd makes plans to install rooftop missiles!

Lmfao

Crowd cheers: Jump, jump, jump!

Jump u fat fuck!!!

Covfefe!!!

Fly, you crazy ass maniac orange POS!

He’s stark raving mad 😵‍💫

Makes me wish for a good, stiff wind to make him lose his balance.

All I can think of is how to lock the doors to keep him up there. Don't let that fucking nut back in the house!

(Jump. You have no other options. You have everything to not live for. Think about all the people who hate you. Think about all the people who won’t miss you. Think about your family and how much happier they’ll be. Come on Donald stop being selfish for once in your life and jump. Do a flip.) Joke

Missed opportunity.

Too bad someone didn't push him off the roof.

😀😆😆

This shit just writes itself

Jump, jump, jum…too soon??

Jump trump jump🙏

Diddler on the roof.

Elections, rigged, fraudulent or otherwise, have consequences, and now we all get to pay for them with our lives.🤬🤯🤬 www.npr.org/sections/sho...

Please jump

It's this guy.... he's always getting naked for attention

Fly away lil drumphy. Fly away now.

I can’t quite see if, but something up there is tiny…

and no one had the temerity to give him relief... Like they Did Ivana down the stairs

I'm so sad he didn't fall.

👍🏼😂

Jump!!!!

Dad?

Diddler on the roof.

Fly mofo, try and fly!

Code gold

Correction, his king-dumb.

Must be taking career development lessons from Jack Nicholson

If only...

Jump, Donald…. JUMP !!!!

That is exactly how it felt like

Jump 🤣

🤣

JUMP! JUMP! You stupid nazi fucker!! JUMP FFS!

LOL

Wish Rodney Dangerfield was still alive; he would have such fun with this president.

South Park should do this one. He jumps and his tiny “thumb” flutters in the wind. He hits the ground and is still yapping. 🙄

Their last episode made me laugh so hard at Trump I know it’s only a cartoon, but I was literally laughing as if I was watching him

Me too! They supposedly have a lot of good ones coming so buckle up. 😁

I saw him portrayed as Superman. Now I want to see him fly. He's getting closer to giving a demo, I see.

Jon Cooper holding his phone at an angle to see if he can look up the robe:

The new Dr. Strangelove✅

Fly, little king, fly!

😆🤣😆🤣😆

When are WE going to acknowledge the 🐘 in the room 🧏‍♂️ ⏰

He claims he's a stable genius who won the election. 😂 😂 Very low IQ don

I can’t wait for his kingdom to fall. I wonder if he needs help up there?

"You can do it Batman, save the city!" 😂

If only!!

🎯

"The Madness of King Donald"

Jump!

“This is the best old timer Alzheimer’s memory care facility ever. “

Oh yeah, that's the face of a leader.

JUMP MFER JUMP

Unfortunately the WhiteHouse roof isn’t high enough . . . 🤣🤪

Do you want to know what he is planning? A golden dome. On top of the white house Not white any more, all gold white house.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

Jump Donnie jump!

Someone push him off please!

Bahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fly like an eagle! You can do it!

😂🤣😂🤣😂

😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪

Where are the Russian agents when you need them.

Just f...ing jump.

Oralè

🤣🤣🤣

If only!

😂

He should’ve jumped

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Does anyone know why he was on the roof?

One more step!

Brilliant

Those cankles!

Hope he's wearing his Depends!

…Roofing…

😂😂😂😂

Yep. All of these weirdos with their claims about Biden having dementia, and here’s Dementia Don.

Visions of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and Idiocracy

🤣🤣🤣 One of the things I admire about you is your commitment to a theme. As an early Rump dementia recognizer, I am LOVING this. #Presidementia

Gee..thank yo for making me laugh!!!! Out loud...

I would cast Dom Deluise for this part...

Indeed.

🎶 “I believe I can fly…” 🎶

Turn up the windmills.

We are in countdown mode for the 25th Amendment.

Come on Donny, show us how you can fly!

I believe he can fly. I believe he can touch the sky. J U M P

Maybe that's what the "J." really stands for.... Donald "Jump" Trump.

😂

Where's a 170 MPH wind gust when you need it?!

🙏🙏🙏

I think he can fly! Try it!!!

Hahaha!

🔥

I had to check to make sure this wasn't real life. Thats where we are now

JUMP M*T*F*R JUMP

😆😆😆

🤡

🎵 When this ol’ whirl starts a’gettin’ me down & The People are just too much for me to take, i slime my way up the back of some stairs like at the young girl pageants that i disgra-ee-aced. On the roof, pathetic as i can be while treating the whole world to my travesties! Up on the roof… 🎶

🤣🤣🤣 Sad but hilarious

Perhaps rehearsing for the next staged attempt?

The way he leans forward....

It’s the lifts in his shoes and that big belly.

Lewy body dementia. But you’d think that belly would go over.

And the frontotemporal dementia. Although I hate making any excuses for the evil bastard.

That's Hilarious. Love It 😍🤣

Good one! And has a high probability of occurrence in the near future. Time for close quarter monitoring. Not a prestigious look for dear leader. That's a joke.🤡🥳

😂

Did no one tell him he could fly in that outfit?

Can you imagine what would have been said if Obama or Biden had got on the roof of the WH acting like a moron ?

WE ARE DEALING WITH AN INSANE MADMAN THAT IS NOT OUR PRESIDENT- HE NEEDS TO BE BEHIND BARS!!!

The difference is HE is not acting LOL

True.

😄

The idiot is saying he wants nuclear missiles on the WH roof.

Ah, so you hate blind people too, i see

💙🐈‍⬛🐈💙

Makes Napoleon seem sane

When this old world starts getting me down And people are just too much for me to face I climb way up to the top of the stairs And all my cares just drift right into space On the roof, it's peaceful as can be And there the world below can't bother me Way up on the roof

I thought of that song too, but it's too beautiful for that putz

And I thought he was up there getting ready to describe the sheriff

Probably not to far from reality.

He threw himself to the ground....and missed.

Being on the roof is better than being in that hideous Oval Office! What a joke!

Lol

Thank god for that button! 🤮

“And I will call it the Kingdom of Donnie. All hail the Mad King.”

Those Epstein files are getting me down And people are just too much for me to face I've climbed way up to the top of the stairs While all my hair just drifts right into space On the roof, it's peaceful as can be And there the world below can't bother me www.youtube.com/watch?v=puM1...

Probably the one time I’m inclined to disagree with them

He goes up on the roof when he needs a secret document

Come on, Grandpa, let's get you back to your room:

This is the deleted last scene from the most recent southpark

The gown should have stripes.

You just know he’s gonna hit on the nurse.

It's inevitable 😆

She's of legal age so probably not.

Hit on? You mean grab her vagina?

Nah, she too old...

One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest

Lmao

That's my favorite one! Stealing it.

push him please

Hey! That’s an insult to those with dementia!

Republicans embarrass this country several times daily. The world laughs at them.

Jump! Prove that you are God’s Chosen, Great Leader!

Hitler on the roof!

That’s the real headline. Too bad mainstream media won’t report real news.

Kris Kross will make you...

I wish it weren’t so close to the truth.

jump ya POS

🤣

Diddler on the Roof youtu.be/JT9qiiFEUT0?...

🤣🤣🤣This was great

A girl can dream❗️

JUMP

Tonight on News 6…. “Town throws ticker-tape parade for hero who pushed him off”

This man is known by many names . . .

Round him up for the psyche ward

👏👏👏

Damnit.....the let down was intense!

This is Really Something. And these days it's Hard to be Impressed. Thanks for that.

We are in countdown mode for the 25th Amendment.

Jump you racist, rapist pedophile

Keep that robe closed grandpa.

Somebody should have booted him off the roof like he booted Ivana down the stairs.

Diddler on the Roof

Jump Donnie!! We’ll catch you…not😆

"Local man safely talked down from roof on the promise he can pretend to be running the country for the next 3½ years, while others are really in charge"

Close enough!

I knew I was reading the wrong headlines before!

Where are the Russians when you need them? 🦵

The adipose belly defied gravity. Plopped right over the side.

He needed to be up on a high roof. Pushed, jumped? Whatever, as long as he dies! Still tired of not seeing him in the obituaries!

Swan dive off Trump Tower.

I would pay to see this.

Would make quite a splash!

Better yet, right?

Right on top of Stephen Miller.

kiddy fiddler on the roof

🤣Put the orange TACO buffoon make in his cage!!

Florida man.