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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social

Well, I’m already stocked up on the good stuff. 🍾

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aug 30, 2025, 3:17 pm • 3,535 550

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Kim Halliburton @bluetexaskim.bsky.social

From your lips to gods ears.

aug 30, 2025, 5:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Blue Doggy @bluedoggy.bsky.social

Call me. Will travel to well-stocked celebrations.

aug 30, 2025, 7:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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m. hela fella @marguerite00.bsky.social

When it happens..."Ding dong dumb Donnie's dead" www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPId...

aug 30, 2025, 3:26 pm • 11 1 • view
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Amelia Marie @ameliamarie65.bsky.social

Spotted heading 2 Bedminster, have you SEEN the line of succession? LOT of them are WORSE than he is My Guess in Medical Unit hooked up to IV's, high dose meds 4 CHF & Spotted hand bruising from IV's can't access arm veins. My dad had CHF no medical knowledge. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_H...

aug 30, 2025, 4:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Debbie @redheaddebbie.bsky.social

Champagne and Miller Highlife the champagne of beers for Kamala. I'm set!

aug 30, 2025, 4:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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corgilover129.bsky.social @corgilover129.bsky.social

We should start celebrating it every weekend, can’t be wrong forever.

aug 30, 2025, 4:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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Robert Fessler @professler.bsky.social

Consider the last few days a dress rehearsal.

aug 30, 2025, 10:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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@gloria🕊️🟧 @gloriaprosperi.bsky.social

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Coolafboomermom @coolafboomermom.bsky.social

California should team up with the French and market millions of these✊🏼

aug 30, 2025, 4:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gusto Embrado pseudonymbus @icenineninja.bsky.social

and one for when maga is largely irrelevant and OG GOP resurfaces with a clear moral compass and the courage to heed it

aug 30, 2025, 3:26 pm • 3 0 • view
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tlpetee @tlp732.bsky.social

And I have mine...

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aug 30, 2025, 5:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sunset Cove @grammy1947.bsky.social

#ReleaseEpsteinTrumpFiles

aug 30, 2025, 4:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jane Doe @waywoke.bsky.social

Let's really piss him off and start writing an eulogy for him

aug 30, 2025, 5:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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JustSayin @justsayin-fromx.bsky.social

YES….WE WILL BE DANCING ALL OVER THE WORLD - IT WILL LITERALLY BE THE BIGGEST CELEBRATION ON THE PLANET!!! x.com/Trump_Detest...

aug 31, 2025, 3:12 am • 1 0 • view
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PlayingPolitics @playingpolitics.bsky.social

Will be starting a “piss on his grave” bus tour. More stops will be added as McConnell, Kennedy, etc al die off.

aug 30, 2025, 9:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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Pissed off Mama @mariposa26.bsky.social

His grave will have a golden hue, and not by design.

aug 31, 2025, 1:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Richard-Nathan @richard-nathan.bsky.social

Are you allowed to say, "He's dead," without adding ", Jim" at the end? I know that the post was about Trump, but I cannot hear the words "He's dead," without automatically adding ", Jim."

aug 31, 2025, 3:09 am • 0 0 • view
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Dorothee V. Plessis @dorotheevplessis.bsky.social

So are we! Can't wait! It will be the very best wine from Champagne we will ever drink!😉

aug 30, 2025, 3:38 pm • 12 1 • view
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Lealu @lealuck.bsky.social

My greatest laugh of the day!

aug 30, 2025, 4:09 pm • 2 0 • view
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weareoneppl.bsky.social @weareoneppl.bsky.social

Hell. Just ONE????

aug 30, 2025, 4:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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JC 💙🦋🛸 @colorado80537.bsky.social

I bought a case. 😉

aug 30, 2025, 4:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Whisper “democracy” daily 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 @stef47.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 3:43 pm • 1 1 • view
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Christian Petersen @iwantyoustudio.bsky.social

And angry cat is thinking
aug 30, 2025, 4:52 pm • 6 3 • view
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Christian Petersen @iwantyoustudio.bsky.social

All things must pass.

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aug 30, 2025, 4:14 pm • 2 0 • view
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LesnielBC 🇨🇦 @lesnielbc.bsky.social

I will break out my favorite fine scotch for this occasion, hopefully tonight

aug 30, 2025, 5:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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kathyincanada.bsky.social @kathyincanada.bsky.social

So am I

aug 30, 2025, 3:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Craig Sicknick @jan6risingvoice.bsky.social

I would like to order ten cases for the party I will put together if this comes to pass.

aug 30, 2025, 4:15 pm • 10 2 • view
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Schanz @tango107.bsky.social

Hell yes Let’s party 🎉

aug 30, 2025, 5:01 pm • 5 0 • view
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Womble1958 @wimblewomble1958.bsky.social

Has it happened yet…..? 😯

aug 30, 2025, 4:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tranquility Deprived @oliverchinsky.bsky.social

Men have heart attacks on the golf course every day. Please make this his day.

aug 30, 2025, 4:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tranquility Deprived @oliverchinsky.bsky.social

Billions and Billions sold.

aug 30, 2025, 4:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Danny Mittleman @dannymittleman.bsky.social

When Trump does the MAGAs will want to make it a national holiday. And, perhaps, that is something we can all agree upon.

aug 30, 2025, 4:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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mwr321.bsky.social @mwr321.bsky.social

School kids will go on field trips just to piss on his grave, which will stink for decades.

aug 30, 2025, 5:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Blankboi @blankboi.bsky.social

Can't wait. Ill get some bubbly today "just in case"

aug 30, 2025, 3:23 pm • 3 0 • view
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jacquelinecanada.bsky.social @jacquelinecanada.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 3:19 pm • 5 0 • view
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Suzen @rebel-librarian.bsky.social

I haven’t been this keyed up with anticipation since I was a kid waiting for Christmas morning….

aug 30, 2025, 3:50 pm • 2 1 • view
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shedevilpatrol.bsky.social @shedevilpatrol.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 4:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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TruckFump (she/her) @overitt24.bsky.social

Would’ve rather seen him dying in prison but here we are.

aug 30, 2025, 3:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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TruckFump (she/her) @overitt24.bsky.social

Champagne sales boom in anticipation of the event.

aug 30, 2025, 3:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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A_mack@princefan-1.bsky.social @princefan-1.bsky.social

I need to get something

aug 30, 2025, 4:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Catinthehat @redheadstepchild.bsky.social

OMG. I NEED a bottle of this. Where did you find it?

aug 30, 2025, 6:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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ginny1956.bsky.social @ginny1956.bsky.social

👍

aug 30, 2025, 5:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Deadpoo @smooshface1.bsky.social

Same

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aug 30, 2025, 3:24 pm • 21 0 • view
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ChamberDeacon @chamberdeacon.bsky.social

Weird to celebrate by smoking tampons but you do you.

aug 30, 2025, 7:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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⚡️ @passamaquoddy9.bsky.social

I will need more than one bottle when that fabulous day arrives.

aug 30, 2025, 6:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Allie @alannah56.bsky.social

Ding dong

aug 31, 2025, 5:29 am • 0 0 • view
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Fifi 🌱🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇦🇺🇦 @fix3nn.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 3:18 pm • 12 1 • view
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ProudSocialistLiberal⚛️💙🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 @proudsocialistd.bsky.social

Waiting to open up that bottle.

aug 30, 2025, 4:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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NVlife @nvlife.bsky.social

My bottle, which is still in the fridge because she didn’t win, is patiently awaiting his demise🎉

aug 30, 2025, 3:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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Joe Mama ™️ @joemama123451.bsky.social

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Oogie Boogeyman @oogaboogey.bsky.social

Looks like you got the really GREAT stuff!

aug 30, 2025, 5:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hillary Hillarious @hhillarious.bsky.social

There's a song to go along with that. www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jU...

aug 30, 2025, 3:29 pm • 2 0 • view
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🦋 Digital Relic 🦋 @damop.bsky.social

The Big Orange Ball of Failure kicking the bucket would be the first step toward the de-fascistization of America!

aug 30, 2025, 3:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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☮️ Deriter ♻️ @deriter.bsky.social

Unfortunately the next in line isn't old!

aug 30, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Stephanie @beachgurl.bsky.social

I have some chilling right now! 🥂

aug 30, 2025, 4:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Melvin the 🍊💩hating cat 😾-💙🦋🐧-my human is not a fan either . 🇨🇦💙🦋 @vespavixen.bsky.social

I got my party planner on stand -by

aug 31, 2025, 6:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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hopelaughlove.bsky.social @hopelaughlove.bsky.social

ok you made our day before heading off to bbq! 🤣🤣

aug 30, 2025, 3:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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haterofhate62.bsky.social @haterofhate62.bsky.social

Sorry, Jon....

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PsychDoc2 @docsusan2.bsky.social

Or that he requires a nurse and an IV pole on the course.

aug 30, 2025, 6:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Timoski 🇨🇦 💙💙 @rikashae.bsky.social

Look forward to him reuniting with Ivana.

aug 30, 2025, 5:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ricki @simplycommonsense.bsky.social

Canada will definitely buy this drink from the U.S.

aug 30, 2025, 5:33 pm • 3 0 • view
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Silvija (still) stands with Ukraine @svecrumba.bsky.social

We've got a bottle in the fridge, just waiting....

aug 30, 2025, 3:47 pm • 6 1 • view
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Thomas Wolfe @thomaswolfe.bsky.social

Was working on my Spotify Playlist. Don't use the truck bed speakers that often, but I feel a mini-parade coming soon.

aug 30, 2025, 3:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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mwr321.bsky.social @mwr321.bsky.social

Two oldies but goodies, "Celebration" by Kool and the Gang and "I'm so excited" by the Pointer Sisters.

aug 30, 2025, 5:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Thomas Wolfe @thomaswolfe.bsky.social

Got both.

aug 30, 2025, 6:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Christian Steven @chrsteven76.bsky.social

Novice!

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gmcclurg17.bsky.social @gmcclurg17.bsky.social

I'll be buying tangerines and sharing them on the day.

aug 30, 2025, 10:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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Champasoft @champasoft.bsky.social

lol not too soon

aug 30, 2025, 3:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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SHOEZQ👠✨ @shoezq.bsky.social

False Alarm… Glad you’re ready though! 💃🏻🥂🍾

aug 30, 2025, 7:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Katie Straka @katiespn411.bsky.social

I don’t drink but damn I would make an exception for that glorious day !

aug 30, 2025, 4:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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TelecomOne @telecomone.bsky.social

Keep it chilled.

aug 30, 2025, 3:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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rmb161.bsky.social @rmb161.bsky.social

I hope the felon is getting his medical advice from RFK jr.

aug 30, 2025, 3:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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✊🏼🐾 @zfrederick.bsky.social

Right?! I don’t always drink, but when I do? I drink to his demise! 😊

aug 30, 2025, 3:20 pm • 7 0 • view
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Andre’ R. Webster @datmandre83.bsky.social

I’m definitely going to raise a glass when that news comes across my timeline

aug 30, 2025, 3:28 pm • 11 1 • view
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mandascott.bsky.social @mandascott.bsky.social

I've been out all day and come home to a timeline full of 'Biden outliving him would be objectively hilarious'... Is there something new I don't know about or is this just Labor Day happiness spreading about?

aug 30, 2025, 3:32 pm • 15 1 • view
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The Mighty Jungle💙💛 @ocanannain.bsky.social

He just showed up at a golf course and looks like ... death.

aug 30, 2025, 3:52 pm • 10 1 • view
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mandascott.bsky.social @mandascott.bsky.social

Thank you.

aug 30, 2025, 3:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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mandascott.bsky.social @mandascott.bsky.social

ah - thank you.

aug 30, 2025, 3:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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moongoddess83.bsky.social @moongoddess83.bsky.social

He looks worse than usual. Full inflated 🎈 from steroids

aug 30, 2025, 4:02 pm • 7 1 • view
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mandascott.bsky.social @mandascott.bsky.social

Thank you.

aug 30, 2025, 4:08 pm • 1 1 • view
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D2: Judgment Dave @d2-judgment-dave.bsky.social

He's out today? Saturday?

aug 30, 2025, 5:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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charley1915.bsky.social @charley1915.bsky.social

He reminds me of "Weekend at Bernie's" ......

aug 30, 2025, 10:14 pm • 0 1 • view
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robert7667.bsky.social @robert7667.bsky.social

What can I bring?

aug 30, 2025, 6:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Aqua @aqua369.bsky.social

Tariff or not, I am springing for the best when the time comes.

aug 30, 2025, 4:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Brok Windsor @brokwindsor.bsky.social

I have a 2008 Bollinger R.D. sitting in my cellar. I think that’ll be the one I crack open when Trump dies.

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Richard Bellikoff @bellikoff.bsky.social

Ding dong, the schmuck is dead Which old schmuck? The orange schmuck! Ding-dong! The orange schmuck is dead Wake up, you sleepy head Rub your eyes, get out of bed Wake up, the orange schmuck is dead www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPId...

aug 30, 2025, 4:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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erickbt.bsky.social @erickbt.bsky.social

😂😂😂 I actually have an unopened bottle I brought for the 2024 election Oh well…. Wouldn’t mind opening it for this occasion

aug 30, 2025, 6:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Z3R0🇲🇽 @rodolf8.bsky.social

I'm not sure you're going to like the replacement.

aug 30, 2025, 4:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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snow @dogalmighty.bsky.social

When it happens, I hope tons of people shows up and ruin his funeral with laughing and cheering.

aug 30, 2025, 5:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Margaret Spires 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇧🇭🇲 @usmcwizard.bsky.social

So, is this sweet or dry? I personally prefer sweet but, in a pinch, I'll celebrate with whatever is handy.

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Alex Sprague @thealextrifier.bsky.social

Let’s stock up on the #BlueTsunami2025 @jess4va.com #VA71 secure.actblue.com/donate/jessf...

aug 30, 2025, 3:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Don Barnett he/him @just1dab.bsky.social

I’m not a fan of champagne but I’d drink that bottle GLEEFULLY 🎉🎉 But it also tells me he’s not dead yet. FUCK.

aug 30, 2025, 3:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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A-Aron @aaronfrizzle.bsky.social

She is so happy.

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Gilligan @simplygurn.bsky.social

Made with love from the grapes of wrath…

aug 30, 2025, 5:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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The HAIGHT @thehaight.bsky.social

Goodbye Earl Trump

aug 30, 2025, 3:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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CandleOfPeace @candle-of-peace.bsky.social

Same here! It’ll be a jumping up-&-down, dancing in the streets, & singing “the felon is dead!” celebration!!!

aug 30, 2025, 4:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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😠Mr_nice_guy_NOT😂 @mrniceguy00101.bsky.social

Hopefully real soon. Gotta get me one.☝️

aug 30, 2025, 11:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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ForFookSake👊🇺🇸🔥 @forfooksake.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 3:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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Sylvester P. Smythe @groundationmusic.bsky.social

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Fella Historian🌻 @thisuserisdumb.bsky.social

🤞

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Pesi @photodog.bsky.social

Never underestimate the power of the devil springing into action for someone who has sold him their soul!

aug 30, 2025, 7:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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AP.1662 🇺🇸 🇺🇦.bsky.social @ap16623882.bsky.social

Champagne sales rocket 🍾

aug 30, 2025, 4:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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sharchar.bsky.social @sharchar.bsky.social

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Conrad The NoToryous 🇪🇺🇮🇪🇬🇧🔶️🏴‍☠️ @conraddb.bsky.social

Hopefully there willbe street parties and bonfires across the USA and World to celebrate 🥳

aug 30, 2025, 3:28 pm • 4 0 • view
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EidMar @eidmar.bsky.social

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Robbie @robbie-62.bsky.social

🤡

aug 30, 2025, 4:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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K.C. Banx @kbanx.bsky.social

It may never become an official federal holiday, but the date of Trump's eventual death will be celebrated annually, by 100s of millions around the world, for decades to come.

aug 30, 2025, 6:15 pm • 6 2 • view
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YOS @yos0214.bsky.social

Can’t wait!!

aug 30, 2025, 6:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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George Hotchkiss @hotchkiss13.bsky.social

You do realise the outcome is realising Vance is POTUS with a hangover?

aug 30, 2025, 4:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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welshtractor.bsky.social @welshtractor.bsky.social

Ah but the disguise will be off then and the puppet master will have to reveal themselves!

aug 30, 2025, 4:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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George Hotchkiss @hotchkiss13.bsky.social

You sure? I think they’ll just stick in another puppet.

aug 30, 2025, 4:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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More Cowbell @uo-mba.bsky.social

We bought a case this weekend. Chilling now...

aug 30, 2025, 4:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lisa @lisamikels2.bsky.social

They showed some fake orange dollar store president off today

aug 30, 2025, 7:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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PaulaInTulsaOK #IsHeDeadYet? @paulaintulsaok.bsky.social

I am saving this for just the right moment!!!

aug 30, 2025, 3:28 pm • 6 0 • view
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Steve Gallagher💙💚 @steveg26.bsky.social

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sn8keeyes19.bsky.social @sn8keeyes19.bsky.social

Now that's what I'm talking about! Slainte!

aug 30, 2025, 4:01 pm • 2 1 • view
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Justpamc @justpamc.bsky.social

😂😂😂

aug 30, 2025, 3:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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SunSpirit455 @sunspirit455.bsky.social

So am I.

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freddythedetective.bsky.social @freddythedetective.bsky.social

I'm sure J.D. Vance, or whatever the hell his name is, has a similar stock chilling.

aug 30, 2025, 4:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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pjruthenberg.bsky.social @pjruthenberg.bsky.social

That's a laugh I needed, thanks.

aug 30, 2025, 4:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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BookHoarder @bookhoarder53.bsky.social

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BookHoarder @bookhoarder53.bsky.social

Celebration
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social

If only…. Mark it on my calendar

aug 30, 2025, 3:33 pm • 7 0 • view
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magund60.bsky.social @magund60.bsky.social

I have a bottle chilling as well.

aug 30, 2025, 5:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Al Olmsted @alolmsted.bsky.social

I'm afraid it will have to age a little. But in the meantime, we can demand that they .... RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

aug 30, 2025, 4:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Wild West🦬 @jb360.bsky.social

🤜🏽🤛🏽

aug 30, 2025, 3:29 pm • 3 0 • view
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Stephen Matthews @catmantoo.bsky.social

What is so interesting about this post, is that Trump is the only person living in the White House, (I can’t call him President), who people openly and vociferously hope for the day he is gone without saying his name.

aug 30, 2025, 3:37 pm • 14 0 • view
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Sharon 🫶🏻💙🇺🇸🦋🍿 @sharonsf.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 4:07 pm • 2 1 • view
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Mark R @mjrcc.bsky.social

I’m not a believer in heaven or hell but I’m hoping in this case theirs an exception.

aug 30, 2025, 4:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mark R @mjrcc.bsky.social

There’s

aug 30, 2025, 4:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chaotic Witch @chaoticnwitch.bsky.social

Have one chilling

aug 30, 2025, 4:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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CE Mueller @hike-bike.bsky.social

Not today, but soon

aug 30, 2025, 3:28 pm • 4 0 • view
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sesquipedalias.bsky.social @sesquipedalias.bsky.social

My worry is he'll kick the bucket, then the other nazis will do some market research and see which of his crimes people are complaining about the most, blame him for those crimes, and keep all the rest of the fascism in place with minimal resistance.

aug 31, 2025, 11:17 am • 0 0 • view
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Saigonbond @ogsaigonbond.bsky.social

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V @gbpckrfanalways.bsky.social

Omg. That made me laugh out loud pretty hard...tears rolling down face laughing @sykescharlie.bsky.social @gtconway.bsky.social @therickwilson.bsky.social @adamkinzinger.substack.com

aug 30, 2025, 3:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nataliekat ❌ 👑 @nataliekat.bsky.social

I’ll need several bottles for when RFK Jr goes. Just sayin 🥂🥂🍸🍷🍹

aug 30, 2025, 5:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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thesmartpete.bsky.social @thesmartpete.bsky.social

Thoughts and prayers to the undertaker[s] who has to handle that orange painted swollen carcass and peel off the shit filled diapers and stale pissed up clothing and has to try to figure out a way to present him without it triggering a vomit response.

aug 31, 2025, 3:23 am • 0 0 • view
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PaintSewGlueChew @paintsewgluechew.bsky.social

Keep it on ice. Hopefully you’ll be popping the cork soon!

aug 30, 2025, 4:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Pissed off Mama @mariposa26.bsky.social

Perhaps we should set up a mutually convenient time for all of us to pray, manifest, send juju daily to make the day of popping our champagne come soon!

aug 31, 2025, 1:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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SFB @theonetruedoink.bsky.social

I like the 'Made in California' touch.

aug 30, 2025, 4:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lucifer *Call me Luci @meshelle22.bsky.social

Mine is in fridge chillin. Waiting. I hope the bloated monster knows how much the entire world awaits his demise. Celebrations will ring out across the world 🌎 🌍 when that fucker dies. We await news

aug 30, 2025, 3:20 pm • 3 1 • view
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KayElan7ISO64🇨🇦 @kayiso64.bsky.social

I support France! 🇫🇷

aug 30, 2025, 3:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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DigiVüDü @digivudu.bsky.social

Champagne and chocolate cheesecake are my celebratory choices, but after all the damage is done and everything has been burned to the ground, celebrating his departure will be short lived. It’s going to take decades to fix everything that has been destroyed.

aug 30, 2025, 4:14 pm • 2 1 • view
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Siouxzqb @siouxzqb.bsky.social

I’ll drink to that!

aug 30, 2025, 4:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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🇮🇲ddmdem🇮🇲 @ddmdem.bsky.social

🙏🏻🙏🙏🏿🙏🏼🙏🏾🙏🏽🙏🙏🏻🙏🏾🙏🏼🙏🏿🙏🏽🙏🏻🙏🙏🏿🙏🏼🙏🏾🙏🏽🙏🙏🏻

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BeechBumm🆘️🇺🇸 @beechbumm1.bsky.social

Might be a while. It's a scientific fact that the good die young. This steaming pile of baboon shit will live another 500 yrs.

aug 30, 2025, 3:20 pm • 3 0 • view
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Nick @alberthum.bsky.social

🙏

aug 30, 2025, 4:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alfred E. Human @priboy.bsky.social

I am far from rich but I will pay $1000.00 to legally piss on his grave.

aug 30, 2025, 5:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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👣COCA👣 🇺🇦 @nortygirl.bsky.social

Waiting....

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BytePilot @binaryorhex.bsky.social

Bottled by Gavin's Vinyards, California.

aug 30, 2025, 4:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Aggiewill @aggiewill666.bsky.social

It will get worse after he dies. Republican voters are the real enemy

aug 30, 2025, 4:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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dragonlady1011.bsky.social @dragonlady1011.bsky.social

💙💙💙 where can I get a bottle like that?

aug 31, 2025, 10:14 am • 0 0 • view
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Kirsti @kikkiamie.bsky.social

Thanks for the laugh! As I live in France, my chilled Dom Pérignon is ready for a huge celebration - hopefully soon…

aug 30, 2025, 3:28 pm • 8 2 • view
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Gonzo @gonzonorthwest.bsky.social

Vintage, whatever the year!

aug 30, 2025, 4:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Melissa Jo Peltier @melissjpeltier.bsky.social

Someone should market this (with real champagne, bien sûr) & clean up.

aug 30, 2025, 3:22 pm • 42 1 • view
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Jules Johnson @julesjforceofgaia.bsky.social

I’d buy it! 👏

aug 30, 2025, 5:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jérôme 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇬🇪 @jeromepio.bsky.social

With real, you mean French, champagne 🤩

aug 30, 2025, 3:50 pm • 13 0 • view
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maryt51.bsky.social @maryt51.bsky.social

Real’s the best, but made in California is a good burn

aug 30, 2025, 7:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Barbara Appleby @barbapple.bsky.social

Trust me-it’s worth the tariffs !!

aug 30, 2025, 4:05 pm • 10 0 • view
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winetast3r.bsky.social @winetast3r.bsky.social

Just get a crémant from Alsace. Same stuff at about nine dollars. (In France)

aug 31, 2025, 8:20 am • 1 0 • view
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Barbara Appleby @barbapple.bsky.social

Trop acide et les bulles be pètent pas de la même façon

aug 31, 2025, 1:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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ROBERT ODEKIRK @odekirk.bsky.social

I would prefer the "He's in Prison" but this one will do.

aug 30, 2025, 4:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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notvanjones.bsky.social @notvanjones.bsky.social

I’m going to hell.

aug 30, 2025, 3:31 pm • 9 1 • view
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Angele @angeledehart.bsky.social

We’re already here. Might as well enjoy what we can. 🥳✊🏽💙

aug 30, 2025, 3:37 pm • 11 1 • view
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charley1915.bsky.social @charley1915.bsky.social

We'll see you there!

aug 30, 2025, 10:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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1nev1.bsky.social @1nev1.bsky.social

No no. He needs to die in jail. Unless you want a martyr in the U.S.?

aug 30, 2025, 6:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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QuietOurStreets @socalsilencer.bsky.social

The same way Epstein got his!!!!

aug 30, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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I Am the White Rose @sirbobofambler.bsky.social

Cheers 🥂

aug 30, 2025, 5:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gerald Lohnas @geraldlohnas.bsky.social

Yep, been saving it.

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AJ @k9rescue.bsky.social

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Theresa is STILL resisting 🇺🇦🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇲🇽 @resistancereborn.bsky.social

I had a glimmer of real joy. At least I remembered what that felt like.

aug 30, 2025, 3:37 pm • 8 1 • view
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Herald-Century22 @herald-century22.bsky.social

i bought a $150 bottle of 18-year aged Crown Royal during covid, on sale from $180. i haven't opened it yet, saving it for when i can smell again, it will be 4 years no smell in October. 🤕 i think i could pop the bad boy for this occasion, too. lol.

aug 30, 2025, 3:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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Terry Johnson @rebeteh.bsky.social

I have ten down for this thanksgiving at 10 am. But I am willing to lose that money if he goes earlier.

aug 30, 2025, 3:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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Pissed off Mama @mariposa26.bsky.social

Consider it a good investment in manifesting!

aug 31, 2025, 1:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nanners @nanners3.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 6:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lothal Valley Farm @lothalvalleyfarm.bsky.social

Gonna be Tequila in my house because we're too broke for good scotch these days.

aug 30, 2025, 9:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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GuitarMan66 @guitarman66.bsky.social

I have to rehearse with the band for the HUGE parade!

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aug 30, 2025, 9:35 pm • 4 1 • view
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mckmom @kmckmom.bsky.social

Got mine chillin

aug 30, 2025, 7:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Judy Rue @jood194.bsky.social

Can you just imagine the earth moving slightly off its axis, as the corks pop all over the world? 🍾🍾🍾🍾

aug 30, 2025, 4:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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Swanky Somm III @sommaf.bsky.social

His passing would be a relief , even to his own followers.

aug 30, 2025, 4:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ernesto O. @ernest33141.bsky.social

… He is still breathing!!! To be honest with you I am checking the obituary every single day waiting for a MIRACLE… But I think that we have to keep waiting for while … #ImpeachTheMF #Resist

aug 30, 2025, 4:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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mwr321.bsky.social @mwr321.bsky.social

Every headline in every newspaper will just say DEAD and everybody the world over will know who that is.

aug 30, 2025, 5:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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cherishone.bsky.social @cherishone.bsky.social

That would sell very well all Over. You should print labels & glue them over all the bottles u can find.

aug 30, 2025, 4:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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carlfruge.bsky.social @carlfruge.bsky.social

I think Jon’s just revealed the # 1 Democratic National Grassroots Fundraising Campaign to support free & fair elections in 2026. Let’s sign up Blue State Vintners to produce millions of bottles to sell as Christmas presents to our friends and family.

aug 30, 2025, 3:49 pm • 2 1 • view
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Candi @acabchick.bsky.social

💯💯💯 Well said Carl.

aug 30, 2025, 4:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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KrazyKoop @krazykoop.bsky.social

Here is mine!

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Barbara Appleby @barbapple.bsky.social

When I did my shopping today I bought a bottle of champagne too and put it on ice…….I don’t want to be caught short

aug 30, 2025, 4:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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John Schuele @johnschue.bsky.social

I think the reason why we Have not heard from him is he stuck on the toilet it takes him a long time go shit is because he full of shit

aug 30, 2025, 5:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mayhem RN @mayhem1994.bsky.social

Almost 😅

aug 31, 2025, 12:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Beth_is Outraged @beth-sue.bsky.social

Want you to enjoy your bubbly. However, the celebration isn’t complete unless Stephen Miller goes away.

aug 30, 2025, 4:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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Robert White @revdeaconbobw.bsky.social

Here’s the bright spot in all this hellscape: None of these enablers have the control over the MAGA cult they way Dear Leader does. He goes away, they fracture like cheap crystal. The coalition that brought him to power is far too divergent in views to maintain cohesion. This farce will end.

aug 30, 2025, 4:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Robert White @revdeaconbobw.bsky.social

Oy vey, I hate autocorrect. Should “ the way Dear Leader does” Sorry I didn’t catch it.

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machappy2024.bsky.social @machappy2024.bsky.social

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machappy2024.bsky.social @machappy2024.bsky.social

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Michele Winnington @misshell622.bsky.social

Can’t happen soon enough for me! People will be dancing in the streets!

aug 30, 2025, 5:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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SCBlue803 @scblue803.bsky.social

I’m planning a sparkling rose.

aug 30, 2025, 3:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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Linda Patch 💙🌊🐶 @lindapatch.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 3:49 pm • 13 1 • view
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AllChristmas @allchristmas.bsky.social

Just sent!

aug 30, 2025, 6:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bert in Colorado @bertfoxson.bsky.social

Don’t waste good champagne on him.

aug 30, 2025, 5:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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opalluvs.bsky.social @opalluvs.bsky.social

Me too!!! I’m running over to all neighbors houses like this!!! Our block party in front of our MAGA neighbor is gonna be lit!!!🥂🍾🎉🔥🤣🤣

aug 30, 2025, 4:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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jennifer @jennifer24.bsky.social

Made In California 😎 💙

aug 31, 2025, 2:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Joseph Dennis @jd1515151.bsky.social

Skip the grounds for impeachment and go directly to the short par.

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adam weishaupt @enemyofthestate01.bsky.social

I don’t know if Trump dying now would be a good thing. Then the same thing could happen again.

aug 31, 2025, 11:48 am • 0 0 • view
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Marrick @marrick.bsky.social

Where can I order one?

aug 30, 2025, 5:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Toks Nilhaw 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦 @toksnilhaw.bsky.social

JD Vance as President with Mike Johnson as VP? Sounds terrible to me. Are we thinking Project 2025 is going to end with Trump?

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MJ @ambientheat.bsky.social

There will be a party in the streets around here when that happens.

aug 30, 2025, 6:13 pm • 3 0 • view
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Fred @jinkelheimers.bsky.social

That will feel great, but not fix our problem. He has JD and all his other sycophants to step in and keep his authoritarianism alive. IMO

aug 30, 2025, 3:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Fernando Hernandez @fernhertz.bsky.social

I can't wait! 👍

aug 30, 2025, 3:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Love2Laugh @farzaneh-f.bsky.social

🥂to that🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

aug 30, 2025, 4:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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DKJ @seasuns8.bsky.social

Someone market those labels!!!! You will make a fortune even if they are only $1 🙏 PLEASE.

aug 30, 2025, 6:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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slobberdogs.bsky.social @slobberdogs.bsky.social

and with his staff the grim reaper thumped thrice and exclaimed "come trump, it is time."

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karin829.bsky.social @karin829.bsky.social

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David @davidpeacock40.bsky.social

You need one of these fir him www.isthatcherdeadyet.co.uk I did indeed pop the Cork of a bottle of good champagne on that glorious day.

aug 30, 2025, 7:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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barkspurrs.bsky.social @barkspurrs.bsky.social

August 30: purchases of champagne skyrocket as world realizes the celebration will be like it’s 1999

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Critical Bill. @criticalbill76.bsky.social

I've contacted Heaven. Saint Peter said 'Not a fucking chance that child rapist with leprosy is getting in here.' We had a good laugh and they are aware of the situation.

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Mark 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦 @miestro78.bsky.social

Good/bad, whatever'll do the job 👍 🥂

aug 30, 2025, 3:23 pm • 5 0 • view
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🙄EVERYDAY SUCKS @jimboworld.bsky.social

👍greatest labor day weekend ever.

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Felicia (Debbie)🐕🐈🐘🐼☕️🎶⚖️🌊 @felicianmitzi.bsky.social

Ok I NEED a Bottle 🍾 of that stuff 😂

aug 30, 2025, 3:49 pm • 4 0 • view
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Donkersloot @what-did-youexpect.bsky.social

I’ve stocked up on this … spectacular with a baked Basque cheesecake 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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StopFelon47 @stopfelon47.bsky.social

Do you have your playlist ready to celebrate?

aug 30, 2025, 4:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Roger A Wilbanks @rogerawilbanks.bsky.social

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Niecy Lee @niecylee.bsky.social

they could sell a lot of this

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Austin in Ohio @atrain2.bsky.social

Hate to break it to you but he doesn’t have one foot in the grave yet.

aug 30, 2025, 3:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Canadian Bacon 🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @canadianbacon66.bsky.social

I think he does, the casket follows him.

aug 30, 2025, 3:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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Austin in Ohio @atrain2.bsky.social

Trust me don’t get your hopes up yet

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Canadian Bacon 🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @canadianbacon66.bsky.social

I don’t think he finishes up 2025

aug 30, 2025, 3:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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Austin in Ohio @atrain2.bsky.social

Whatever you say

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Canadian Bacon 🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @canadianbacon66.bsky.social

Whatever you say

aug 30, 2025, 4:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Austin in Ohio @atrain2.bsky.social

Don’t get me wrong I would love to hear Trump has kicked the bucket

aug 30, 2025, 6:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Canadian Bacon 🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @canadianbacon66.bsky.social

Oh absolutely :) time will tell my friend…

aug 30, 2025, 7:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Katie R @katieryall.bsky.social

Hs bloodstream is a toxic stew.

aug 30, 2025, 3:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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terinurse.bsky.social @terinurse.bsky.social

Infected with Kennedy’s brain worm.

aug 30, 2025, 3:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Austin in Ohio @atrain2.bsky.social

No but I learned the hard way that getting hopes up to early has a 50/50 percent chance everway

aug 30, 2025, 3:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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gammawhitty.bsky.social @gammawhitty.bsky.social

If we order a case right now, we’ll just keep it chilled for that day.

aug 30, 2025, 3:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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abacodog.bsky.social @abacodog.bsky.social

I’d keep it chilled.

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Blue-Patriot 🇺🇸🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🖤🇺🇦 🇪🇺🌍 @blue-patriot.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣

aug 30, 2025, 3:51 pm • 0 0 • view