I don’t want to read too much into this, but several White House sources confirm that Vance was seen earlier today measuring the drapes in the Oval Office.
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Maybe the drapes will be black soon for an auspicious occasion.
aug 31, 2025, 12:18 am • 3 0 • view
No he was measuring the couch.
aug 31, 2025, 2:09 am • 0 0 • view
He's eyeing up that loveseat
aug 30, 2025, 10:31 pm • 1 0 • view
BREAKING: Trump missing for days while assisting his biographer. Chapter One: “Trump sucks - bigly!” Chapter Two: “You expected more?”
aug 31, 2025, 1:00 pm • 0 0 • view
Mixed emotions because I detest Vance.
aug 30, 2025, 10:43 pm • 11 0 • view
I think we ALL despise him.
aug 30, 2025, 11:23 pm • 7 0 • view
Possibly eyeing the couch’s as well.
aug 30, 2025, 10:30 pm • 1 0 • view
Did he size up the Sofa’s as well?
aug 30, 2025, 11:25 pm • 0 0 • view
So, he’s a Drape Fucker too?? Where does this all end? 😱
aug 31, 2025, 7:26 pm • 0 0 • view
😂😂😂
aug 30, 2025, 11:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Don’t give me false hope!!
aug 30, 2025, 10:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Are you sure he wasn’t measuring the couch?
aug 31, 2025, 9:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Tee he he.
aug 31, 2025, 12:06 am • 0 0 • view
Hmmm reminds me of Trump 1st term and VP Pence wife was doing the same. Either way F trump 😆
aug 31, 2025, 1:19 am • 1 0 • view
Man I hope so
aug 30, 2025, 11:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Vance doesn’t have the strange and pathetic influence that trump had. Oooops…..has. 🤭
aug 30, 2025, 11:52 pm • 1 0 • view
😅
aug 31, 2025, 12:51 am • 0 0 • view
I'm glad they invented blinds, or else it would have been curtains for all of us
aug 31, 2025, 12:20 am • 0 0 • view
Don’t fib- it’s the couches he’s trying out
aug 30, 2025, 10:48 pm • 2 0 • view
I bet he was also picking out some couches too that he wants to have some fun with in the Oval Office when he's alone.
aug 31, 2025, 2:48 am • 0 0 • view
If true, that’s ghoulish.
aug 30, 2025, 11:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Did he measure the dimensions on the couches as well?
aug 30, 2025, 10:29 pm • 7 0 • view
He’s adding a dust ruffle
aug 30, 2025, 10:31 pm • 7 0 • view
That’s hot
aug 30, 2025, 10:35 pm • 5 0 • view
Hoot !
aug 30, 2025, 10:36 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 10:38 pm • 4 0 • view
The only possibly good thing that could come from that is that Vance has better interior decorating tastes.
aug 31, 2025, 1:37 pm • 0 0 • view
He has his eyes on the Oval Office couch
aug 30, 2025, 10:43 pm • 0 0 • view
I thought he would be more concerned with how soft and comfortable the couch is
aug 31, 2025, 9:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Maybe when he’s the occupant of the Oval Office he’ll take down all that tacky gold shit off the walls.
aug 31, 2025, 6:41 am • 0 0 • view
then glue linoleum on all the floors.
aug 31, 2025, 6:56 am • 1 0 • view
😂😂😂😂
aug 31, 2025, 6:57 am • 0 0 • view
and add more sofas.
aug 31, 2025, 8:19 am • 1 0 • view
Probably measuring them for his inaugural dress
aug 30, 2025, 11:16 pm • 0 0 • view
I do want to confirm I saw a video of Joe Biden getting ice cream and he looked 100x healthier than 47. Joes still going to be getting ice cream when trump is 6 feet under.
aug 30, 2025, 11:10 pm • 2 0 • view
And, adding four more couches.
aug 30, 2025, 10:58 pm • 0 0 • view
… and trying to seduce the Resolute desk
aug 31, 2025, 8:45 am • 0 0 • view
Why does he need new drapes? He won't last long, so should just opt for a few new sofas.
aug 31, 2025, 12:33 am • 1 0 • view
What about measuring for new couches?
aug 30, 2025, 10:29 pm • 0 0 • view
😂👍😇
aug 30, 2025, 10:29 pm • 1 0 • view
I wouldn’t read into anything .. there is way too much satire and misinformation out there.
aug 30, 2025, 10:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Did he order new couches, too (sorry, couldn't resist)? 🤣
aug 30, 2025, 10:37 pm • 8 0 • view
Yes. He was just waiting for the day he got new furniture. Inspired by Trump who was interested in the woman...however, vance wants new furniture.🙄 www.bbc.com/news/electio...
aug 31, 2025, 12:23 am • 1 0 • view
Love ❤️
aug 31, 2025, 8:16 am • 0 0 • view
It'll be interesting to watch what that nasty little SOB does to try to keep MAGA under his thumb. He's nothing more than a worm...but he's a smart ruthless worm.
aug 30, 2025, 10:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Couchfucker needs protection?
aug 30, 2025, 10:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Not to mention what he did to the couch
aug 31, 2025, 9:58 am • 0 0 • view
We should just keep pretending it's already happened. The more noise we make, the more likely word will make its way back to him, no matter how insulated they keep him. And you KNOW that shit would eat him up inside despite his narcissism, realizing what a cause for exultation his demise will be. 🤣
aug 30, 2025, 10:35 pm • 12 0 • view
But was he fucking the couch?
aug 30, 2025, 10:39 pm • 2 0 • view
So he said.
aug 30, 2025, 11:29 pm • 0 0 • view
I fucking hate the fact that I can’t tell if these are shitposts or not anymore.
aug 30, 2025, 10:28 pm • 40 2 • view
This is obviously shitposting - that said, JD sure sounds like the Prince, desperate for his despotic King to unalive
aug 30, 2025, 10:51 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s all about clicks and the poster, this case Jon Cooper, posting noise for more $.
aug 30, 2025, 10:41 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s obviously not true. Measuring drapes is something that no-one (especially not someone with lackeys) does when anticipating a promotion.
aug 30, 2025, 11:46 pm • 0 0 • view
Same. This is the downside of social media. It can easily sway you in one direction without substantiating anything.
aug 30, 2025, 10:30 pm • 8 1 • view
On a serious side, what has America become, or perhaps if we consider its history it was ever thus.
aug 30, 2025, 10:36 pm • 1 0 • view
I don’t want to read too much into this, but several White House sources confirm that Vance was seen earlier today buying new ballet shoes.
aug 30, 2025, 10:40 pm • 11 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣👍
aug 30, 2025, 11:29 pm • 1 0 • view
🤮but also hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 31, 2025, 2:05 am • 1 0 • view
🏆
aug 30, 2025, 10:55 pm • 3 0 • view
And the sofa was stained
aug 31, 2025, 2:25 pm • 0 0 • view
I figured he would be measuring the tiny sofas 🤮
aug 30, 2025, 11:01 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 11:04 pm • 0 0 • view
😁
aug 30, 2025, 10:45 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣😅😂
aug 30, 2025, 10:29 pm • 0 0 • view
But what about couches?
aug 30, 2025, 10:58 pm • 0 0 • view
He shouldn’t get over-confident. The fascist tech bros really in charge will make short work of him, and they have the means to make it look like he never even existed.
aug 30, 2025, 10:34 pm • 0 0 • view
And sniffing the sofas.
aug 31, 2025, 7:27 am • 0 0 • view
I wouldn't be surprised if he keeps all the newly added gold decorations.
aug 30, 2025, 10:34 pm • 1 0 • view
I saw him at Pottery Barn yesterday
aug 31, 2025, 8:30 am • 0 0 • view
🤣😂
aug 30, 2025, 10:53 pm • 0 0 • view
He was probably measuring the door openings so he could figure out what size couch he could get in there.
aug 31, 2025, 1:00 pm • 2 0 • view
lol. He would. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2025/08/law-...
aug 30, 2025, 10:38 pm • 0 0 • view
😂 Is be keeping all that gold crap?
aug 31, 2025, 12:02 am • 0 0 • view
For a reenactment of the scene in The Sound of Music?
aug 30, 2025, 10:44 pm • 0 0 • view
And he’s planning on moving his mistress in.
aug 30, 2025, 10:40 pm • 17 1 • view
Ah, yes, we would be exchanging Shit for Dung.
aug 30, 2025, 10:30 pm • 3 0 • view
🤣
aug 30, 2025, 10:32 pm • 12 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 10:30 pm • 3 0 • view
I also heard that he was being measured for an ill fitted blue suit with long floppy oversized tie
aug 30, 2025, 10:30 pm • 19 1 • view
He’ll definitely get that couch recovered in some silly soft fabric
aug 31, 2025, 6:45 am • 0 0 • view
We wants the drapes to match the couch.
aug 31, 2025, 1:09 am • 0 0 • view
And he’s having couches made out of Fleshlight material
aug 30, 2025, 10:40 pm • 2 0 • view
Let us know when the painters are on call to remove all the tacky gold leaf on the woodwork, when the contractors are ready to tear up the concrete & remake the rose garden and when the architects to draw & build the BALLroom are fired. THEN we can prepare for the party...errrrr...wake.
aug 30, 2025, 10:35 pm • 7 0 • view
No, he wasn't. He was measuring the couches.
aug 30, 2025, 11:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Is she going to make his oval Office drapes out of couch covers?
aug 30, 2025, 11:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Measuring for his sectional as well.
aug 30, 2025, 10:32 pm • 1 0 • view
With flourish
aug 31, 2025, 12:30 am • 0 0 • view
Oh no, they aren't the next victim, are they?
aug 30, 2025, 11:35 pm • 0 0 • view
from yam tits playbook: if you repeat something long enough after a awhile everyone believes it’s true
aug 30, 2025, 10:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Vance wouldn't do that himself..... take a brake
sep 1, 2025, 5:46 am • 0 0 • view
He likely needs some that matches his favourite couch.
aug 31, 2025, 9:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Here in Cincinnati the streets around JV’s house are closed the entire weekend—people have to park away from their house and walk home—unusual for sure
aug 30, 2025, 10:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Wrong. He was just recovering his couch. It was stained.
aug 31, 2025, 2:33 pm • 0 0 • view
With his love of furnishings, do you think he’ll go blonde, or brunette?
aug 31, 2025, 9:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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aug 31, 2025, 2:10 am • 0 0 • view
Does the carpet match?
aug 31, 2025, 12:12 am • 0 0 • view
Oh, I thought he’d be praying for the shooting victims.
aug 30, 2025, 10:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Probably just using the heavy folds for "comfort".
aug 30, 2025, 10:35 pm • 0 0 • view
That’s JD’s couch foreplay. Run for the Forest, Couch, run!
aug 30, 2025, 10:31 pm • 2 0 • view
Someone make this a couch running
aug 30, 2025, 10:32 pm • 3 0 • view
😅
aug 30, 2025, 10:32 pm • 0 0 • view
That Oval Office couch is gonna be so disgusting after a few days. I wonder if they are going to have a person dedicated to cleaning it after each time he fucks it.
aug 30, 2025, 10:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Measuring for new couches.
aug 31, 2025, 12:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Measuring the drapes, not the couches?
aug 30, 2025, 10:29 pm • 2 0 • view
Nothing in a living room is safe.
aug 30, 2025, 10:40 pm • 1 0 • view
Is he ordering some new soft and cushy sofas as well?
aug 30, 2025, 10:32 pm • 23 0 • view
👏👏👏🤣👏👏👏🌟 so funny thank you 😊
aug 30, 2025, 11:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh...J.D. Vance has returned from vacation? Things must be getting very serious indeed.
aug 30, 2025, 10:30 pm • 30 2 • view
Though he’ll prob be on another vacation soon on taxpayer funds.
aug 31, 2025, 11:10 am • 2 0 • view
He’s back from August vacation. Tomorrow will be time for his September vacation. The Cotswolds were SO last month.
aug 31, 2025, 9:40 pm • 3 0 • view
Not the couch? I think the couch would be more telling!
aug 30, 2025, 11:22 pm • 1 0 • view
He was checking out the couches, not the drapes. 🤣
sep 1, 2025, 1:34 pm • 0 0 • view
He is a drape
aug 30, 2025, 10:51 pm • 1 0 • view
As you all know, many people are saying he's been trying out the couches in the Oval Office... 😉
aug 30, 2025, 10:34 pm • 1 0 • view
God help us. He’ll be worse, if that ever happens.
aug 31, 2025, 12:10 am • 0 0 • view
😂😂😂
aug 30, 2025, 10:51 pm • 0 0 • view
And the couches
aug 30, 2025, 11:06 pm • 0 0 • view
We will all be happy if he degolds it!
aug 31, 2025, 12:40 am • 0 0 • view
You mean he’s not on vacation again? 😳
aug 30, 2025, 10:43 pm • 1 0 • view
Lol
aug 30, 2025, 10:37 pm • 0 0 • view
And getting estimates to remove the tacky fake gold items.
aug 30, 2025, 10:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Gonna need new ones. The ones they have Trump wrapped in stink.
sep 1, 2025, 1:06 am • 0 0 • view
If he’s still functioning, trump would drop Vance upon hearing this news, wouldn’t he?
aug 30, 2025, 11:11 pm • 1 0 • view
Are you sure it wasn't the sofa?
aug 30, 2025, 11:14 pm • 0 0 • view
I thought they had staff ( immigrants who work cheap) for that.
aug 31, 2025, 3:45 am • 0 0 • view
That’s about the only job he MIGHT be qualified for
aug 31, 2025, 5:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Measuring the Oval Office so he can make sure he can have his real wife 🛋️ moved in.
aug 30, 2025, 11:37 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣
aug 30, 2025, 10:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Well that's a fresh new kind of hell that awaits us.
aug 30, 2025, 11:06 pm • 2 0 • view
I hope that JD steps out of line one day soon and says something that really pisses the pedophile off to the point that Donnie tries to "fire" JD. I know Donnie can't fire JD but that wouldn't stop him from trying and boy oh boy the shit show that would ensue would be spectacular to watch.
aug 30, 2025, 10:33 pm • 1 0 • view
And what about the two couches? Never mind I don't want to know
aug 30, 2025, 10:36 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 10:34 pm • 0 0 • view
So do the drapes need to match the couch?
aug 30, 2025, 10:34 pm • 3 0 • view
When he starts shopping for couches we will know for sure!!😂
aug 30, 2025, 11:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Ha! Aye right! When he starts tearing down the gold-leafed polystyrene crap then we'll know for sure he's moving in. Is Vance a good thing though?
aug 30, 2025, 11:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Would they happen to be in some type of sofa texture.
aug 31, 2025, 12:10 am • 0 0 • view
I doubt he can read a ruler
aug 30, 2025, 10:31 pm • 0 0 • view
And maybe eyeing a love seat? Literally!
aug 31, 2025, 3:19 am • 1 0 • view
That is very funny and true
sep 1, 2025, 2:32 am • 0 0 • view
WH staff will be fitting plastic covers on the couch cushions while he’s not looking.
aug 30, 2025, 10:35 pm • 1 0 • view
If Trump wants to keep JD out a bit longer he should remove the couches.
aug 30, 2025, 10:41 pm • 1 0 • view
You know “it’s something I heard, too; don’t really remember where. Also a leather couch with fabric hand towels for accents.”
aug 31, 2025, 1:02 pm • 0 0 • view
at the very least, the oval office will look better filled with fuckable couches rather than that tacky plastic junk painted to look gilded.
aug 30, 2025, 11:00 pm • 0 0 • view
Scotchgard and plastic seat cushions are already on order...
aug 30, 2025, 10:37 pm • 1 0 • view
BS! Vance was measuring the couches.
aug 30, 2025, 11:02 pm • 1 0 • view
Musicians Against Presents : 144 Garfield www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLV8...
aug 30, 2025, 11:38 pm • 0 0 • view
And yet another disappointing obituary this morning.
aug 30, 2025, 10:36 pm • 0 0 • view
I had heard that he was later seen with his sewing machine and a bolt of yellow fabric... Nose to the grindstone! 🧵🪡😂💙✌️
aug 30, 2025, 10:47 pm • 2 0 • view
Omg.
aug 30, 2025, 10:32 pm • 0 0 • view
😅🤣🤣
aug 30, 2025, 10:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Figured he’d be waxing the leather couch
aug 30, 2025, 10:37 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣😆🤣🤣😆
aug 30, 2025, 11:55 pm • 0 0 • view