Oh man... If anyone deserved a beer...
Oh man... If anyone deserved a beer...
You jogged 15 miles in an hour? You could have called me... (except I think the car here is out of action)
If Jim jogged 15 miles in an hour I'll alert the Guinness World Record people. He'll get a framed certificate.
It's better than that - 20 miles!
oh yes, you're right, I ignored the (very operative in this case) word 'further'
A bus was involved!
You were towing a bus? Even more impressive!
I can't believe you found them. Thats defying all odds.
I imagine you will explain it using the medium of currency :) Amazing you found it though!
Best of luck. I expect them to just wearily reply along the lines of "you're the fifth this week, but the first to find the keys..."
Of course it's a rental.
That's not a key. This is a key - (Thank you for providing another reason for sticking to my banger!)