So true

Wish I was called ma'am at work...

"World is a fuck" That's both a hilarious word combo and a kinda somber summary of how things feel right now.

this would fix me i think

It'll only happen more often from here.

👍👍👍

Basically, the ponytail is magic apparently and I should wear it out more.

For me unfortunately, the ponytail doesn't work at all. I usually only get the right pronouns from people when my hair is down.

if you can swing it, over the shoulder ponytail is like +10 gender. turns you into an anime mom

My hair isn’t long enough for that yet but I also don’t know if I wanna be a walking death flag for someone’s backstory lol

FRR i get assumed to be a lady a lot when i have a ponytail. the ponytail magic is real

(im not a girl but i try to be a lil fem presenting)

I sometimes get called a girl even though I'm a guy (guess having long hair makes me a girl now)

Ponytails are, in fact, magic can confirm. A lot of people like them and will readily compliment hair in ponytails.

-This is equally an experienced behavior from this position, thrown over the shoulder and I have sixty percent or so of men adopting this conclusion without a moments hesitation.

It really is i get "excuse me miss" a lot more when im pony'd up

🌺Madame Kay Kobold Factory🌺 Legit that's sweet and awesome. Gotta take even the little victories in life ✊🌸

real shit!!

Must be a secret kobold technique