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cromulentdoh.bsky.social @cromulentdoh.bsky.social

Hopefully he’s dead

aug 29, 2025, 10:36 pm • 227 0

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Special Little Snowflake ❄️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌻🫃 @littlesnowflake.bsky.social

And you're part of the party of "love trumps hate?" Sounds pretty hateful to me.

sep 1, 2025, 8:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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thomefan25.bsky.social @thomefan25.bsky.social

😂

aug 30, 2025, 3:13 am • 1 0 • view
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Ryan Casey @ryancasey.dev

nah he's ranting about tariffs on his site, but that doesn't mean he's healthy

aug 29, 2025, 10:57 pm • 53 0 • view
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Peter Butler @peter-butler.bsky.social

he doesn't write any of those though

aug 29, 2025, 11:37 pm • 2 0 • view
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JustMe @chessa.bsky.social

Or it could be an aid posting. He knows how to do all caps but I doubt he knows how to bold text. Oh and paragraphs. I think there were even paragraphs. I’ll have to look again.

aug 29, 2025, 11:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Metaphysician @metaphysician.bsky.social

He most certainly doesn't type anything himself, due to the illiteracy. Not saying he is dead but I bet his typist knows exactly how to fake his style without him.

aug 29, 2025, 11:12 pm • 7 0 • view
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Just a passive observer @escapetherace.bsky.social

His handlers have his socials. It's not always him posting You can tell by the cadence of the mania and the incomprehensible use of caps and punctuation For the last couple of days, it could as well have been a staffer or bot - I think he's at the least incapacitated

aug 30, 2025, 1:08 am • 2 0 • view
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everydaygood.bsky.social @everydaygood.bsky.social

Oh yeah, I saw that rather articulate and suspiciously CAPS-free rant. 🤞✊

aug 30, 2025, 3:01 am • 0 0 • view
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snowyd70.bsky.social @snowyd70.bsky.social

He must have people to rant on his site for him. I'd be very surprised if he didn't.

aug 29, 2025, 11:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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zota @zota.bsky.social

doesn't mean it's him either. We'll should expect at least one weekend at Bernie's of him ranting from the beyond

aug 29, 2025, 11:11 pm • 28 0 • view
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Negative Utilitarian @josephcw.bsky.social

I have thought of that, how long could they keep the charade going? Edith Wilson was de facto president for 18 months while Woodrow was incapacitated from a stroke but that was in the 1910s, his administration was more competent and he wasn't dead just severally limited in what he could do himself

aug 29, 2025, 11:27 pm • 8 0 • view
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Kevin Beeee @kevinbeee.bsky.social

Would be practically impossible to pull off a Wilson with the modern tech/media environment. Especially when we're dealing with someone as obsessed with being in the spotlight as Trump. He goes off the grid for any more than 72 hours, that's a MAJOR red flag that something's off.

aug 29, 2025, 11:41 pm • 7 0 • view
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zota @zota.bsky.social

I think it'll just be a few days while he farts and sputters to his moist denoument. Peter Theil has a giant red button that says "king me!" which immediately triggers all his coronation plans, and he's been standing over it drenched in sweat for weeks now.

aug 29, 2025, 11:31 pm • 3 0 • view
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Negative Utilitarian @josephcw.bsky.social

I imagine he'd love to have his couch loving puppet in the chair. That's why I doubt it'd be very long. while the advisors and staffers might have a motive to pretend he's alive, he is surrounded by ambitious and stupid serpents.

aug 29, 2025, 11:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Negative Utilitarian @josephcw.bsky.social

The problem comes with whether the GOP will listen to Vance, while they are cowards some are opportunists who doubtless have come to a similar conclusion I have, that if trump dies early enough then they can blame the fallout on Vance.

aug 29, 2025, 11:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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zota @zota.bsky.social

I kinda think that when Vance-Theil are fully running the show, they'll go for the whole banana. Some for of Reichstag fire, state of emergency, martial law, yadda yadda. They *want* chaos and state collapse to institute the monarchy.

aug 29, 2025, 11:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Negative Utilitarian @josephcw.bsky.social

They want it but can they do it is the question up in the air. Vance and theil lack the cult following trump has, the closest in their circle is musk. Still they lack what has made the entire congress and supreme court kneel to trump.

aug 29, 2025, 11:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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zota @zota.bsky.social

"Can they do it" is going to be an interesting ride. I want to say no, cause of all the morons. But they also realize this is their one chance to knock it all down and immanentize the eschaton, and if democracy wins, they're utterly fucked. Dangerous combo.

aug 30, 2025, 12:09 am • 2 0 • view
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zota @zota.bsky.social

But let's set all that aside for now, and on this blesse'd weekend, let us pray that his end is slow and messy

aug 30, 2025, 12:12 am • 2 0 • view
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Negative Utilitarian @josephcw.bsky.social

I feel in my gut the answer is no, but that somehow the ride is going to be a lot crazier even if I can't imagine it in my head. I think that's why people are excited for trump to die, they feel on some level that it'll kick off the end of this phase regardless of chaotic the ending is

aug 30, 2025, 12:14 am • 2 0 • view
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Negative Utilitarian @josephcw.bsky.social

Like trump dies and Vance is president when the recession hits and food starts becoming expensive. They can say that Vance is the one that destroyed trump's economy because he was in the white house when the bad shit happened and people are stupid enough to buy it

aug 29, 2025, 11:45 pm • 3 0 • view
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Part Of The Problem @partoftheproblem.bsky.social

He has multiple people authorized to sign in and post as him online. If we don’t see him on camera, we can assume the worst (best) :)

aug 30, 2025, 12:12 am • 1 0 • view
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cromulentdoh.bsky.social @cromulentdoh.bsky.social

Don’t ruin my good time

aug 29, 2025, 11:10 pm • 4 0 • view
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Canary in the Coal Mine @vaelis.bsky.social

Just ask Herman Cain(‘s account)

aug 29, 2025, 11:05 pm • 125 1 • view
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Zach @ice-crematorium.com

Crazy to think the last time he was seen was at the barbie movie premiere

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aug 30, 2025, 3:28 am • 10 0 • view
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social

He died doing what he loved: being secretly dead already.

aug 30, 2025, 8:17 am • 12 0 • view
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Pls don’t do in the news nothing about me🔻 @bradicality.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 2:14 am • 1 0 • view
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Gold Trash Can @goldtrashcan.bsky.social

Next Trump press conference:

aug 30, 2025, 2:54 am • 7 2 • view
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Asteroid Solidarity @asteroidnova.bsky.social

Vance doesn't have to win an election.

aug 30, 2025, 12:35 am • 1 0 • view
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Karl Morant 🇨🇦🍁 @kamorant.bsky.social

He'll probably govern better dead.

aug 30, 2025, 4:12 am • 0 0 • view
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『 ᴇᴅᴜᴀʀᴅᴏ ᴡᴏᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ 』爱德华 @woetter.bsky.social

But if he died, he would have a public event scheduled: his own funeral, right?

aug 29, 2025, 11:41 pm • 1 0 • view