That thing is getting melted down and sold for scrap by his kids approximately ten seconds after his passing.

Even his statue is stuck in the 70s.

Who's the little manlet standing next to him?

That is not a correct depiction. His shoes had fallen off and he was helped up by the SS detail. It’s not fat enough either, which you can plainly see with the specimen standing next to it.

Your not supposed to make a statue if your not dead. Isn’t that a law or something. Maybe he’s trying to tell us something 🤷‍♂️

Just gross. And weird.

Anthony Constantino presented the statue and also is planning an America Loves Trump park in Amsterdam, NY cbs6albany.com/news/local/s...

Where is this?

Okay, I tried Google Lens and got an Instagram account indicating the man in the pic may be "Michael Solakiewicz" and the location is Trump's OWN golf club "Trump International Golf Club Palm Beach." Who but Donald would have a statue of himself on his own property??? #pathetic

Well, he has a tennis photo of himself at Mar a lardo, he took down the Obama painting at the white-house and replaced it with the bloody scrape one…so it’s kinda his modus operandi

It IS his modus operandi---and it's disgusting. You have to wonder if MAGA parents are pleased if their kids turn out like Donald....

Gates to Hell.

Probably accurate in the moral sense, but I doubt that's the name of that location!

Judging by the crappy stucco I’d assume it’s at Mar a Lago.

Close--it's his other Florida property (the golf course). Or so Google Lens indicates.

Oh FFS🙄

Handsmaide’s shake

It just looks like he’s doing his “pleasuring dictators” dance

I think he sent the statue to take his annual physical.

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Barf

He's missing suspenders.

He sure has a warped vision of himself.

Blow it up Iraq style

WTF!

I thought we weren’t going to have anymore Confederate monuments.

Fuqqing disgusting. Never underestimate how ignorant, predatory or evil people can be. www.wnd.com/2025/04/trum...

That's the CEO of Sticker Mule. He's a complete Cuck for Trump.

what ever happened to the congressional investigatiins into the "assassination attempts"? have the reports been released yet? or are they too busy with jfk

If they want to give a statue for a fictional event why not an Oscar instead?

Is the statue fist pumping while jacking off?

I'm waiting for the day when Americans will rise up like the Iraqis did when they toppled Sadam Hussain statues.

It looks more like he's in the middle of one of his stupid dance moves.

Where is it? Somebody get some spray paint!

A. It's too idealized. B. I prefer Marilyn Monroe.

Dibs! When this is over this one’s mine.

so ugly and not even close to looking accurate, I hope the manboobs get shiny and warn down just like the statue of Molly Malone because men just like this abusive felon have to constantly inappropriately grope her

Disco Don

Does it include Topple Insurance?

WTF

Why do MAGA guys always look like they're days away from getting busted with elicit porn on their computer?

Where's the maxipad for his ear???

Naaaaannnnn

And another insurrectionists statue...

Shouldn’t it’s right ear be missing or something?

They insist on returning Confederate statues

Please tell me someone who is more computer savvy than me, is putting a cgi dick in that hand and spreading it everywhere!

We are living in American Horror Story.

Probably would’ve been better without the real one right next to it. Hilarious comparison. Vanity at its finest.

the Mad King looks mighty feeble, doesn't he?

I know this is besides the point, but what the fuck are these poses they're doing???

Sickening

So weird that maga celebrates donOld’s fixation on fisting.

Is that in front of somebody’s house? Probably in Redding, CA?

Holy DaliLama! Are you kidding me? A statue of his standing up after the alleged assassination of his ear? If a golden calf shows up... hang on tight! #resist #refusefascism #stopfelon47 #fight

sooooo does anyone need stickers orrr??

I can't understand the hero worship. WTF is wrong with people?

It was one of his "fine people."

Who is the statue of because if it's Trump it represents about 60lbs of lie.

Seems to have lost quite a few pounds in that statue hahahaha

That's the CEO of Sticker Mule btw cbs6albany.com/news/local/s...

Give it a couple months and he's going to be charging people to rub the ear for luck like it was Victor Noir's dick

Disco dancing!!

That's cruel. Sloth was an abused child. He wasn't a bad guy.

FFS.

They made him 85lbs lighter and at least 30 yrs younger.

It's a cult

I wonder what favor bloated yam will owe him… so disgusting

I hope that is made of disposable metal. In 3 years that will have no place in our country.

I did a life drawing class where the model was a skinny over 50yo man, no muscles, ordinary parts. The women in the class drew reality, all the men in the class gave him abs, biceps and a larger penis. Trump iconography does the same.

When they start erecting statues of themselves, the giant billboards of their ugly face will be next. It’s the dictators code.

What even is this🥴

Mental cases

Whatever really happened that day, it wasn't an assassination attempt.

Ask Dana White…it’s exactly what WWE fighters do, AND it’s a page from the Putin playbook

Hands are too big

Where is the kool-aid?

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So we’re to cult statues now, are we? I dub it Uranos Pessimus Minimus. Remember to put a tampon on its ear every feast day.

So so so douchey.

this is when you knew that it was staged. smdh

Never underestimate what an asshole Trump is.

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I can't wait to melt these all down.

Everything is wrong about the statue except...somehow they got the super baggy clothes right.

Giving a handy under a massage table.

Building the mythology around our Dear Leader chosen by god. How can we not make him President for life and grant his progeny permanent right to the throne?🤪

Jesus Christ. He has statues of himself on his property?

Trump is poison.

man he is really sporting that senior facility fashion vibe these days.

Tacky statues should be smashed to smithereens, and tossed.

Oh look, another golden calf for maga to worship. Cool.

Are we ready for this?

More than

This too.

Fucking revolting

Is at least the metal worth something?

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His ego knows no bounds. And come on...would anyone stand in front if thier own statue looking like that?

In whose world is he thin? 🤣🤣🤣

The pics will be worth it.

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The day that "he was saved by God to make America great again". Or as we call it- 1. Why the hell did he miss? or 2. That turd was actually willing to sacrifice someone to get elected.

Maybe God was out to get him and missed?

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All hail the king....he is such a narcissistic plonker!

Eww

The guy on the left looks more like the statue than the porridge in a MAGA hat on the right.

What is that lump at crotch level of statue trump?

Elon's head.

There are soooo many other poses that would have been more accurate, including this one!

Looks like he's disco dancing

Next president is going to have a hell of a clean up job. Do they have curbside trash pickup?

Big fat racist pig that belongs in jail.

What stupidity. A cluster fuck of white supremacy taking over a good country.

Hand placement is everything you need to see here

I know, right?!

Couple of alpo males there. 🤣🤣

Full head of hair Fifty pounds lighter Ego…immeasurable

We have become Baghdad..

Some of us are old enough to remember

WTF

www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-BZ...

Oh come on, those will look great in all the landfills that will be named after him after he's gone.

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That statue is 6'3"

Welcome to the club…

Yep.

They are really making badly tailored cheap suits a thing. Laughable.

Omg

Titled: “Egomaniac”

They are insane.

Does this man not own a belt?