Youre not patriots, youre hate mongers preying off the uneducated and willfully stupid.

Is this a remake of Dumb and Dumber

A lot of opportunity here

This is hilarious, NO THE FUCK THANKS

"I'm Trump in high heels." Next: a Brown Shirt (or blouse)?

Free handjobs and boobie rubs!

What makes them honorable?

Patriot balls with Lauren Boebert?!thats a little to on brand.

Sick fuck Ball.

Wasn't it Cruz that found her on an escort site and hired her?

It would be irresponsible not to speculate!

Yes.

😲 😱 👌 WOW.

Bang.

mama alsways said...stupid is as stupid does

True patriots don't attend

They protest

I see Boebert is showing the level of care and attention to her troubled child I've come to expect from her.

“The honorable”… 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

They need to upgrade their escorts

Gross

Cosplay Clowns.

Aka

Darn it. That's the night that I'm rearranging my sock drawer. Oh well.

Do they have things in common? does Nancy also like doing sex acts in public with kids around? Did her son get a 14 year-old girl pregnant and then get arrested for child abuse after it was born? Does “Ball” mean something else with MAGA? So many questions.

Why are they announcing the protest ?

The toilet inspector and the hand shandy expert.

Red A's and hand jobs for all!

An "Elegant Evening" with these two? One can't shake hands and the other does things with her hands that might shake, but I don't think either has much elegance in them.

"The Honorable" They sure have made a mockery of just about every. damn. thing.

The pedo ball

Yikes

I'd rather go through chemo again

Sounds fun 🤯

Nothing “honorable” about these 2!

An elegant evening? 🙄

Calling yourself a patriot while working to dismantle democracy seems a bit suspect....

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Appropriate … Loud-On county hosts two of the most vile loudmouths Was MTG not available?

Let's call them "The Devils of London", after Aldous Huxley's title.

Loudon is perfect …

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Patriot doesn't seem to mean what it once was.

🤮🤮

LOLOLOL!! Are these Loudon Republicans trying to take there stock to ZERO?? Why not just go with Laura Loomer and get it over with?

Nice going Loudoun County, I hope the GOP gets slaughtered in the midterms.

But, why are you telling us this?

nice almost an IQ of 100 together — good for them🎉

There's nothing "honorable" about Mace or Boebert.

So there will be groping and they are going to be inspecting genitals in the bathrooms.

I’d rather have my eyes gouged out!

Oh... how do I get a ticket?

Won't be the first time Boebert goes to the ball

I imagine Boebert's dance card will be full in no time.

Have you ever experienced one of Nancy Mace’s balls?

Isn’t Loudon County the county seat of Asscrack, Mississippi?

Here’s the “Patriot Ball” the MAGA loons should expect to see when attending this Dumpster Fire of Cray

I’m pretty sure they’ve had many such events…

Isnt Mace officially and proudly wearing her #transphobe flag ?

Hosting whores

Republicans vote them both out. 2 of the biggest dumbasses in Congress.

Hoe-bert sure does love balls... 🫠

The prefix "honorable" has lost all meaning, sigh...

To name a few that provided that feeling of betrayal: Pelocy, Schiff, Thompson, Schumer, McConnell, Collins, Merkowski, Swalwell, etc.

Ah. A Mensa convention……… Not!

Well that ought to be entertaining

Both of them in the same room?

An "elegant evening" with these 2 idiots???!!!!

Ew.

Going for the Crazy vibe.

youtu.be/4IBYkuK9B98?...

Are they gonna do their "Two girls, One cup" routine? IYKYK

Maybe it's more of a ping pong show?

What time are the handies going on?

There is just something about these two lunatics titled as "The Honorable" that just doesn't feel right.

Should be an exciting night!

Will there be poles included?

SLAGFEST!!

I’ll be at the Gonorrhea and Syphilis Fans symposium.

Those Bimbo’s (no offense to any woman who reads this comment) are as honorable as a snake

Hand jobs at entry & exit. Bathroom checks & genital inspections. Brought to you by the rode hard & put away wet crew of Bobo & Mace the thirsty attention whore.

Is Nancy there to secure the bathrooms and ensure that people are using the right one based on their gender?

Boebert's the official junk handler

I'm guessing no patriots will attend.

🤢

Mace and Boebert "Ball Speakers"?

Patriot Bull

Note to self: Don't go to Loudoun County on September 20.

Imagine going to a party hosted by them🤮

So we’ve got Lauren & Nancy holding Patriot Balls now… …just exactly how many Balls are we talking? Is that one Ball each? Both together? Do they take turns holding the Patriot Balls? If Loudoun is reaching all the way down for Lauren & Nancy, the holding of GOP Balls must really be sagging. 🤣🤣🤣

White trash doesn't belong in congress

so many thoughts biting my tongue

Hand jobs for everyone.

The GOP is the party of perverse entertainment. Simple truth and decency are just too boring for them. They crave whatever chemicals that the body releases when one observes, say, a gladiator death match or a gang rape or a good old fashioned lynching.

"Elegant" Sure, okay.

“Patriot” ball. Thats false advertising.

I’m not proud of Loudoun County

I’m sure that will be very elegant

One that needed to pay someone to take her GED and another who vandalized her own home for attention, good times

Are there 'VIP Handjob' tickets? Asking for a friend.

Yes, but will there be free handjobs?

Its a fundraiser, so all hand jobs will be at market rate.

Yeah, duh 🙄

It is an event with MAGA/GOP/Trump supporters, so undoubtedly there will be weird, probably highly illegal, sexual activities of all sorts.

Loudoun County is proof that having money doesn't mean you aren't still trash

Conald proves that fact every single day.