Trump Fundraising Email: “I Want to Try to Get to Heaven” Trump invokes eternal life in plea for campaign cash meidasnews.com/news/trump-f...
Trump Fundraising Email: “I Want to Try to Get to Heaven” Trump invokes eternal life in plea for campaign cash meidasnews.com/news/trump-f...
Why is he raising money? For his next run?
Highly doubt he has a spiritual bone in his body, all a grift.
Hmm a rich man trying to get more money to get into heaven. Now I was never the best at listening in church but I seem to remember something about the chances of rich men entering heaven. It involved needles and camels somehow.
The church is going to be mad he's taking their money!
A sociopathic con artist naturally has no morals or decency. Therefore, there are no surprises with each new scam. As long as there are stupid people willing to pay, he will continue.
Hope this means he knows he'll be trying to get there soon...
He realizes that the "After Life Insurance" scam is one of the best and oldest for humanity. He wants in on some of that LOOT!
Let’s test that theory today.
Trump is a malignant narcissist and pathological liar, an unrepentant criminal and sexual predator. Trump would sign deals with the Devil to stab Jesus in the back.
Trump needs to buy the world smallest camel and the worlds largest sewing needle.
Why would 💩🟠🐽 have to worry about it? Isn’t 🟠 their anointed one?
Then start by being a better human being!
of course he does
Seems he's about 50 years too late on this issue. Say hi to your BFF Jeff in hell when you get there in the next few months Don. 😘
So, basically, Trump figures God hates everyone but MAGA Americans?
St. Peter, remonding me of Tommy Chong in this cartoon…is saying what many people are thinking.
Blasphemy against the Gospel. And note all the prosecutions, impeachments, illegalities he lists as hoaxes. He is an unrepentant criminal, mob boss.
Ivana is haunting him! Give it up, Trump! There is no way in hell!
I don't believe he or anyone else who acts the way he does will ever get to Heaven. Goes for all who still support his ways.
Supposedly after physical death we have a life review. Then, we are made to feel the hurt and suffering we were responsible for inflicting on others. Think of the millions upon millions who are hurt & suffering due to his actions, while contemplating the torture he will endure, if you can.
Buying his Stairway to Heaven🎶 #FelonTrump #Unfit #NoJustice
Good lord…I think even Jim and Tammy Fay would find that offensive!!! Disgusting
I'm happy to donate to a fund that will ensure he sees his judgment sooner rather than later.
if trump's not confessing, he's lying... cause he ain't got time for anything else before he dies
If he advertised he was gonna burn in Hell, his coffers would probably fill overnight.
Oh, he's going to be burned in Hell when he's finally dead and gone, and he will be remembered as the man who destroyed America!
His hand shows that he's rotting from the inside out starting with his hands. Stop the spread with a tourniquet and will work best on his neck first.
Yeah, nice try Trump it ain't gonna work!!!!🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
LOL!!!🤣 You're trying to get to Heaven Trump? Think again!!!!
He can’t even do televangelism right. He needs to tell his rubes they need to send him their money so they can get to heaven.
He knows his followers stupidity.
Wow, turning to the oldest con in the good book….
Okay, so he's the camel trying to get to heaven by passing through the eye of a needle. Good luck with that!
Does Trump want to bribe God to forget his pedophilia and the cold-blooded murder at the staged Butler rally?
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He thinks he can BUY his way into heaven??? Clearly evidence of a non-Christian.
So, the divine right of kings might not include free passage?
Well......But the gates of hell are wide open
I'm pretty sure funding the Antichrist results in eternal damnation for the donor.
He is shameless!
Crazy dude was and probably still is a non-believer. I wonder what's going on 😃
Does he know something about his imminent demise? One can only hope!
...and God only takes cash folks. The 'prosperity gospel' according to MAGA Jesus.
Is he saying that the only way he can get to heaven is if people give him money? What a weird twist on the Prosperity Gospel
Child RAPISTS don't go to heaven.
Can't buy your way in there...
Maybe he can threaten God with tariffs?
Hell was specifically designed for people like Trump. He’ll be able to spend eternity with his idol, Hitler!
Lololololol🙄
To be fair, that’s more in line with modern day evangelism. He already has a plane, so the next obvious thing was asking for money to buy a Willy Wonka Heaven Pass.
Waaaaay too late, 🍊 🤡
So … IMHO: He staged the assassination attempt. (None of that adds up.) Now he’s pretending that “God saved him” … so he could “make America great again.” WHAT a great line from a politician! “God saved me - so I could save you.” Sounds almost … religious! Too bad none of that is true. LOL
The Paula White influence is showing
Matthew 19:24. And again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. And that's assuming his only failing was wealth. Quite a bit more to judge on here.
He should be sent express to hell
May be he should do a test run and see where he ends up. May be jump from the roof of the white house face down on the rose garden parking lot
Then I got bad news for ya.
It's pretty crazy to think that he's still campaigning for anything. Nutters should realize that it's all for grift and his gain. And he's the last human being to get a golden ticket into heaven. So many suckers.
probably the most disgusting grift email he's sent out yet.
Is this a bad time to remind people that the Russian Orthodox church promised troops heaven for dying in the Ukraine war back in 2022? This news reminds me of that... cne.news/article/1756...
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It’s not obvious he’s trying, is it?
Genuine question- what do his people really believe their donation is for?
Wait… If we pitch in $15, 47 meets his maker? For real? 🤣
All the money in the world would not buy him the entrance to heaven. Some people are just too evil for that. Wake up MAGA!
The proof there is no God lies in the fact that he hasn't been struck dead for pushing such crass blasphemy. He might as well sell tiers of Indulgences pardoning people of their sins in his role as "a good friend of Jesus Christ." "Platinum Level gets you a place by the Lord!"
Has he run out of crypto marks already? So it's back to cash?
This is a mental health issue.
Dump his rotting corpse in a dumpster behind a KFC. That’s what that fucking pedophile deserves.
GTFOH 😂😂😂
So gross
The problem with being an atheist is that I also don't believe in the existence of hell, which is the most likely destination for Trump.
evidently he did not read Jesus...as rich men reaching heaven is like threading a needle with a camel.
He needs cash to buy the stairway.
I’ll send £10 if you go now
To Donald,
Wow! I didn’t know who ever gets the most funds will get to heaven!
"Send me money, I went to get to heaven." Does he think he can take Amtrak there?
Don't think he fits the entrance criteria anymore, despite how often he engages with Catholic confessional!
Some get spiritual cause they see the light and some cause they feel the heat. - Ray Wylie Hubbard Trump seems to lack any understanding of Christian salvation, salvation is a free gift from God (grace) that is received by believing in Jesus Christ (faith), not through human effort or good works.
How much are the tickets?
I think he should certainly be encouraged and assisted in his endeavour.
Please take the fucking express train...
You know they tried that the Middle Ages... it wasn't too successful.
Try all you want. Your destination has been Hell since you were old enough to make choices.
He was “made to put his life on the line for us”? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA he wouldn’t even go to a cemetery in the rain what’s he doing for the living except making us miserable.
How soon? Can we donate to move the process faster? Asking for a country.
Oh yeah, his health is BAD bad.
Very bad😏
I'll do everything I can to help speed that up, Buddy.
I would donate if the money was used to help him get there as soon as possible.
You know what. I think he recently got some real bad news from his MD.
Would not surprise me. He's got severe IV bruising on both hands from the amount of chemical cocktails they have him propped up on.
Or he looked down at his right hand. Or either ankle. Or the colostomy bag. He’s a moron but even he should be able to puzzle this one out.
If there’s a god this will fast track him to hell!!!!
I only wish I believed in heaven and hell so I could imagine him burning for all eternity.
Yo Camel - good luck with eye of the needle …..
He’s obsessed now with dying. Wonder why
His excellent health has a very near term expiry date
More money so he can bribe his way into heaven?🤔
The phrase camels and eye of a needle comes to mind. Didn’t think there was a ticket price to get in ?
Trump really wants to go to Heaven to end the War with Hell which never would have happened if he was in charge and he will end it on day one and a truly great god would have negotiated a deal
I got some indulgences I can sell him
"Send me money so I can get to heaven" Holy fuck, no shame in this psychos game
Sing Hallelujah!!
Good luck with that!
Talk about tilting at windmills!
Sorry convicted felon can’t get in without years of good deeds that benefit mankind
In Trump’s heaven the 72 virgins are all minors.
Maybe he can get 72 zygotes
Here we go...
Jim and Tammy Faye started the snatching and grabbing of folks “offerings” a long time ago. Joel Osteen snatched and grabbed his way into financial heaven. Can’t wait for the curtain call that includes chains & shackles for this demented fuck 🤌🏻
Money won't help Dictator trump get to heaven. Another grift.
Fundraising for his own funeral costs
I support his aspiration to go to heaven. I’m sure there is plenty of prime real estate front water properties willing and ready to become Trump towers. Endless golf tournaments. And so much more.
Put sunglasses on him and he’s Jim Jones
tRump just doesn't stand a chance at heaven
Leviticus 19:33-34: "When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God"
Pretty sure that ship has sailed. You have to ask for forgiveness and be contrite of heart. Two things he cannot do.
Oh he’s gonna burn. No doubt about that.
I don’t have any words
That bridge was burnt decades ago
If that bastard gets into some sort of heaven then you will see me in hell.
Department of War 🙄
Who wants to tell him?
No bottom
I doubt heaven is real, but if it is, and they let Trump in, I’ll go where it’s warm.
Is he buying or selling indulgences?😂
F him and his momma.
Brush with death? Is that the time he had COVID?
He'll never get there but he'll find no shortage of volunteers to help him try.
That Ship Has Sailed
Oh my god 🤪
Gross
That is just the right stupid thing to appeal to for his voters.
Good luck with that…
Lol perfect. The idiot Krischins have been sending their money to their tax-dodging megachurch asshole preachers forever, so "wahhh donate so I can go to heaven" is a perfect grift for the pathetic religious rubes.
And he needs money now for what? He’s not running for office. Can’t. And I have to believe even the Evangelicals find this acceptable
sooner rather than later
More bizarre than usual but some of the MAGGOTS may not notice
He should have considered going to heaven before he broke the law well over 30 times.
I thought he was a billionaire. Who's he talking about bribing to buy himself a ticket to heaven? And why does he need poor people to give him $15? How many $15 gifts will he need to bump up his many billions to the sweet spot where he's got enough?
My money’s on the camel
I think plenty of people would love to help him try.
Has anyone done a wellness check? This is not normal.
LOL.... Trump trying to save his soul with a GoFundMe
I bet a lot of these evangelical preachers will be happy to sell you a seat in heaven. I love to see a scammer getting scammed.
Not enough money in the world to get his fat ass through the eye of that needle.
No one can believe in god and Trump's bullshit at the same time. One or the other, but not both.
Aren't MAGA Dingbats yet tired of parting with their money?
I'm pretty sure his doctors have told him he has months if not weeks to live. This is the second time he brought up getting into Heaven.
He is delusional and unable to employ any cognitive skills. Wow.
He’s insane.
Seems like someone wants to turn his cult into a real religion. Narcissistic sociopath.
Start by dying.
Of all the fucking scams and frauds this takes the cake! Give me money so I can get into heaven! And the “Christian” morons will give their last nickel to make this happen 😆😆
Seriously..its unreal and exhausting..on a daily basis!
Just absolutely bonkers that people can’t understand the grift going on in real time!
Not quite accurate—he wants to RULE Heaven.
I was never told one had to pay an entrance fee.
No amount of fundraising will save him from a burning HellFire he booked his one way ticket years ago, when he raped his first child. Where are the EPSTEIN FILES
Trump is NEVER getting into heaven, and there is nothing the Republican controlled Supreme Court can do to change that..
No redemption for pedophiles
Just like Jesus wanted
“Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”