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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social

Trump Fundraising Email: “I Want to Try to Get to Heaven” Trump invokes eternal life in plea for campaign cash meidasnews.com/news/trump-f...

aug 26, 2025, 1:33 pm • 248 78

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Linda @lindamalou.bsky.social

Why is he raising money? For his next run?

aug 26, 2025, 8:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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beren40.bsky.social @beren40.bsky.social

Highly doubt he has a spiritual bone in his body, all a grift.

aug 26, 2025, 1:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lex @lxpeanut.bsky.social

Hmm a rich man trying to get more money to get into heaven. Now I was never the best at listening in church but I seem to remember something about the chances of rich men entering heaven. It involved needles and camels somehow.

aug 26, 2025, 5:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mr. International @rogerresists.bsky.social

The church is going to be mad he's taking their money!

aug 26, 2025, 1:35 pm • 4 0 • view
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MBeaulieu @mbeaulieu.bsky.social

A sociopathic con artist naturally has no morals or decency. Therefore, there are no surprises with each new scam. As long as there are stupid people willing to pay, he will continue.

aug 26, 2025, 1:42 pm • 5 0 • view
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Supermouse35 @supermouse35.bsky.social

Hope this means he knows he'll be trying to get there soon...

aug 26, 2025, 1:36 pm • 4 0 • view
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David Walker @preparedseniors.bsky.social

He realizes that the "After Life Insurance" scam is one of the best and oldest for humanity. He wants in on some of that LOOT!

aug 26, 2025, 3:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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The Goat 🇨🇦 🐐 🥃 🏌🏻 @veespop.bsky.social

Let’s test that theory today.

aug 26, 2025, 2:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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moneyisspeech.bsky.social @moneyisspeech.bsky.social

Trump is a malignant narcissist and pathological liar, an unrepentant criminal and sexual predator. Trump would sign deals with the Devil to stab Jesus in the back.

aug 26, 2025, 2:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kilgore Trout @isbnnumber.bsky.social

Trump needs to buy the world smallest camel and the worlds largest sewing needle.

aug 26, 2025, 3:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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AlwaysblueinCa @alwaysblueinca.bsky.social

Why would 💩🟠🐽 have to worry about it? Isn’t 🟠 their anointed one?

aug 27, 2025, 3:57 am • 0 0 • view
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sheryllee.bsky.social @sheryllee.bsky.social

Then start by being a better human being!

aug 26, 2025, 7:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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ratchetology.bsky.social @ratchetology.bsky.social

of course he does

aug 26, 2025, 3:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social

Seems he's about 50 years too late on this issue. Say hi to your BFF Jeff in hell when you get there in the next few months Don. 😘

aug 26, 2025, 9:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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i_gvf 🇨🇦 @i-gvf.bsky.social

So, basically, Trump figures God hates everyone but MAGA Americans?

aug 26, 2025, 5:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Julie Bee🐝🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @junebug1925.bsky.social

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aug 26, 2025, 4:41 pm • 2 0 • view
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Julie Bee🐝🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @junebug1925.bsky.social

St. Peter, remonding me of Tommy Chong in this cartoon…is saying what many people are thinking.

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aug 26, 2025, 4:39 pm • 3 1 • view
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laura bishop @lbblaura.bsky.social

Blasphemy against the Gospel. And note all the prosecutions, impeachments, illegalities he lists as hoaxes. He is an unrepentant criminal, mob boss.

aug 26, 2025, 1:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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pjkyboo72.bsky.social @pjkyboo72.bsky.social

Ivana is haunting him! Give it up, Trump! There is no way in hell!

aug 26, 2025, 6:17 pm • 2 1 • view
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shimmyshake72.bsky.social @shimmyshake72.bsky.social

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aug 26, 2025, 8:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Richard Russell #🟦 🌊🇺🇸🇺🇦 #IStandWithUkraine @elwood-r.bsky.social

I don't believe he or anyone else who acts the way he does will ever get to Heaven. Goes for all who still support his ways.

aug 26, 2025, 4:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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Love is a Peaceful Planet @peaceful-planet.bsky.social

Supposedly after physical death we have a life review. Then, we are made to feel the hurt and suffering we were responsible for inflicting on others. Think of the millions upon millions who are hurt & suffering due to his actions, while contemplating the torture he will endure, if you can.

aug 26, 2025, 10:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social

Buying his Stairway to Heaven🎶 #FelonTrump #Unfit #NoJustice

aug 26, 2025, 3:09 pm • 3 0 • view
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GenXguy @genxguy.bsky.social

Good lord…I think even Jim and Tammy Fay would find that offensive!!! Disgusting

aug 26, 2025, 9:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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OTM_underground @otmunderground.bsky.social

I'm happy to donate to a fund that will ensure he sees his judgment sooner rather than later.

aug 26, 2025, 5:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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MovieEv @realmovieev.bsky.social

if trump's not confessing, he's lying... cause he ain't got time for anything else before he dies

aug 26, 2025, 8:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Brian Dunn@briandunn.bsky.social‬ @briandunn.bsky.social

If he advertised he was gonna burn in Hell, his coffers would probably fill overnight.

aug 26, 2025, 1:37 pm • 12 0 • view
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Ladu T. Wade @laduwade.bsky.social

Oh, he's going to be burned in Hell when he's finally dead and gone, and he will be remembered as the man who destroyed America!

aug 28, 2025, 6:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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shimmyshake72.bsky.social @shimmyshake72.bsky.social

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Erick A. @erickabad.com

His hand shows that he's rotting from the inside out starting with his hands. Stop the spread with a tourniquet and will work best on his neck first.

aug 26, 2025, 5:09 pm • 2 1 • view
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shimmyshake72.bsky.social @shimmyshake72.bsky.social

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Ladu T. Wade @laduwade.bsky.social

Yeah, nice try Trump it ain't gonna work!!!!🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

aug 28, 2025, 6:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ladu T. Wade @laduwade.bsky.social

LOL!!!🤣 You're trying to get to Heaven Trump? Think again!!!!

aug 28, 2025, 6:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tegus Heike @tegusheike.bsky.social

He can’t even do televangelism right. He needs to tell his rubes they need to send him their money so they can get to heaven.

aug 26, 2025, 2:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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pgonz.bsky.social @pgonz.bsky.social

He knows his followers stupidity.

aug 27, 2025, 1:57 am • 0 0 • view
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Now @tbh72.bsky.social

Wow, turning to the oldest con in the good book….

aug 26, 2025, 1:35 pm • 7 1 • view
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anita72.bsky.social @anita72.bsky.social

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cyn @centimiglia.bsky.social

Okay, so he's the camel trying to get to heaven by passing through the eye of a needle. Good luck with that!

aug 26, 2025, 3:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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AquaZ 🌈 @aquazalea.bsky.social

aug 26, 2025, 4:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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Algeist Nydream @algeistnydream.bsky.social

Does Trump want to bribe God to forget his pedophilia and the cold-blooded murder at the staged Butler rally?

aug 26, 2025, 7:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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5nark Twain @5narktwain.bsky.social

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aug 29, 2025, 5:53 am • 1 1 • view
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mointhesky.bsky.social @mointhesky.bsky.social

👆 Sublime 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

aug 29, 2025, 8:07 am • 1 0 • view
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Bev Stupek @nanabev14.bsky.social

He thinks he can BUY his way into heaven??? Clearly evidence of a non-Christian.

aug 26, 2025, 8:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Diamond Life @diamondlifeca.bsky.social

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Joe Williams @a19marvet.bsky.social

So, the divine right of kings might not include free passage?

aug 26, 2025, 1:37 pm • 2 0 • view
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susandale.bsky.social @susandale.bsky.social

Well......But the gates of hell are wide open

aug 26, 2025, 2:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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ᚹᛁᛞᚨᚱ @vidarrr.bsky.social

I'm pretty sure funding the Antichrist results in eternal damnation for the donor.

aug 26, 2025, 4:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Barbara Rose @baroda.bsky.social

He is shameless!

aug 26, 2025, 2:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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Bar0n_theGrey 🐕🎮✊🏾🌻 @baronthegrey.bsky.social

Crazy dude was and probably still is a non-believer. I wonder what's going on 😃

aug 27, 2025, 1:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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dlcsea.bsky.social @dlcsea.bsky.social

Does he know something about his imminent demise? One can only hope!

aug 26, 2025, 2:32 pm • 4 0 • view
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Seneca de Veritas @verum-eis-dixit.bsky.social

...and God only takes cash folks. The 'prosperity gospel' according to MAGA Jesus.

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aug 26, 2025, 4:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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msteaq @msteaq.bsky.social

Is he saying that the only way he can get to heaven is if people give him money? What a weird twist on the Prosperity Gospel

aug 26, 2025, 2:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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robyike.bsky.social @robyike.bsky.social

Child RAPISTS don't go to heaven.

aug 26, 2025, 3:07 pm • 2 0 • view
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shimmyshake72.bsky.social @shimmyshake72.bsky.social

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sylnri295.bsky.social @sylnri295.bsky.social

Can't buy your way in there...

aug 26, 2025, 1:34 pm • 31 1 • view
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opusmarta 🇳🇴 @opusmarta.no

Maybe he can threaten God with tariffs?

aug 26, 2025, 2:18 pm • 23 1 • view
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catlady49ers.bsky.social @catlady49ers.bsky.social

Hell was specifically designed for people like Trump. He’ll be able to spend eternity with his idol, Hitler!

aug 26, 2025, 1:49 pm • 4 0 • view
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catlady49ers.bsky.social @catlady49ers.bsky.social

Lololololol🙄

aug 26, 2025, 1:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Balkanoid Texan in NY @zmiuga.bsky.social

To be fair, that’s more in line with modern day evangelism. He already has a plane, so the next obvious thing was asking for money to buy a Willy Wonka Heaven Pass.

aug 26, 2025, 8:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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🇲🇽🇨🇦🇺🇦 💪🏼👊🏼 @ginloula.bsky.social

Waaaaay too late, 🍊 🤡

aug 26, 2025, 4:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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courtney01.bsky.social @courtney01.bsky.social

So … IMHO: He staged the assassination attempt. (None of that adds up.) Now he’s pretending that “God saved him” … so he could “make America great again.” WHAT a great line from a politician! “God saved me - so I could save you.” Sounds almost … religious! Too bad none of that is true. LOL

aug 26, 2025, 6:27 pm • 3 0 • view
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subhoney.bsky.social @subhoney.bsky.social

The Paula White influence is showing

aug 27, 2025, 12:05 am • 1 0 • view
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Sayonara @sayonara.name

Matthew 19:24. And again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. And that's assuming his only failing was wealth. Quite a bit more to judge on here.

aug 27, 2025, 1:51 am • 1 0 • view
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social

He should be sent express to hell

aug 26, 2025, 3:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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I hate bullies @vincentr64.bsky.social

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I hate bullies @vincentr64.bsky.social

May be he should do a test run and see where he ends up. May be jump from the roof of the white house face down on the rose garden parking lot

aug 26, 2025, 3:17 pm • 2 0 • view
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shimmyshake72.bsky.social @shimmyshake72.bsky.social

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I hate bullies @vincentr64.bsky.social

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Fabian Donato @reliablenarrator.bsky.social

Then I got bad news for ya.

aug 26, 2025, 1:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Its Getting Clear @its-the-squirrels.bsky.social

It's pretty crazy to think that he's still campaigning for anything. Nutters should realize that it's all for grift and his gain. And he's the last human being to get a golden ticket into heaven. So many suckers.

aug 26, 2025, 1:40 pm • 2 1 • view
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usdapitbeef.bsky.social @usdapitbeef.bsky.social

probably the most disgusting grift email he's sent out yet.

aug 26, 2025, 4:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Pastor Humanist Hound @humanisthound.bsky.social

Is this a bad time to remind people that the Russian Orthodox church promised troops heaven for dying in the Ukraine war back in 2022? This news reminds me of that... cne.news/article/1756...

aug 26, 2025, 6:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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taylormade56.bsky.social @taylormade56.bsky.social

NEWS FLASH: DICTATORS WHO ARE VILE SOCIOPATHIC HUMANS DON'T GO TO HEAVEN..BETTER PREPARE FOR REUNIONS WITH YOUR NAZI FATHER AND BFFS ROY COHEN & JEFFREY EPSTEIN

aug 26, 2025, 1:38 pm • 20 2 • view
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Stephen McBay @stephenmcbay.bsky.social

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przeorski.bsky.social @przeorski.bsky.social

It’s not obvious he’s trying, is it?

aug 26, 2025, 2:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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lisabkg.bsky.social @lisabkg.bsky.social

Genuine question- what do his people really believe their donation is for?

aug 26, 2025, 1:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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mildredpsuggins.bsky.social @mildredpsuggins.bsky.social

Wait… If we pitch in $15, 47 meets his maker? For real? 🤣

aug 26, 2025, 9:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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sherryjustice.bsky.social @sherryjustice.bsky.social

All the money in the world would not buy him the entrance to heaven. Some people are just too evil for that. Wake up MAGA!

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Jim Sylvester @jvsylvester.bsky.social

The proof there is no God lies in the fact that he hasn't been struck dead for pushing such crass blasphemy. He might as well sell tiers of Indulgences pardoning people of their sins in his role as "a good friend of Jesus Christ." "Platinum Level gets you a place by the Lord!"

aug 26, 2025, 1:42 pm • 3 0 • view
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The Digital Gazette @thedigitalgazette.bsky.social

Has he run out of crypto marks already? So it's back to cash?

aug 27, 2025, 12:31 am • 1 0 • view
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𝕕𝕠𝕘𝕤𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕝.𝕓𝕤𝕜𝕪.𝕤𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝 @dogsaresocool.bsky.social

This is a mental health issue.

aug 26, 2025, 4:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bexin Fletcher ↙︎↙︎↙︎ @bexinfletcher.bsky.social

Dump his rotting corpse in a dumpster behind a KFC. That’s what that fucking pedophile deserves.

aug 26, 2025, 4:28 pm • 2 1 • view
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Gallo @gallo678.bsky.social

GTFOH 😂😂😂

aug 26, 2025, 3:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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jackmari.bsky.social @jackmari.bsky.social

So gross

aug 26, 2025, 1:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tommy Boy @slownomaguy.bsky.social

The problem with being an atheist is that I also don't believe in the existence of hell, which is the most likely destination for Trump.

aug 26, 2025, 1:40 pm • 4 0 • view
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Fred Grott @fredgrott.bsky.social

evidently he did not read Jesus...as rich men reaching heaven is like threading a needle with a camel.

aug 26, 2025, 6:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Aggressive Positivity @agropositivity.bsky.social

He needs cash to buy the stairway.

aug 26, 2025, 3:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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JymByrnes🏳️‍🌈☮️ @jymbyrnes.bsky.social

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gjjonesy.bsky.social @gjjonesy.bsky.social

I’ll send £10 if you go now

aug 26, 2025, 2:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Carlos Rodgers III @crodgers3.bsky.social

To Donald,

aug 26, 2025, 11:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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fantasia54.bsky.social @fantasia54.bsky.social

Wow! I didn’t know who ever gets the most funds will get to heaven!

aug 26, 2025, 9:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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terifaarr.bsky.social @terifaarr.bsky.social

"Send me money, I went to get to heaven." Does he think he can take Amtrak there?

aug 26, 2025, 2:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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Char @charmv.bsky.social

Don't think he fits the entrance criteria anymore, despite how often he engages with Catholic confessional!

aug 26, 2025, 1:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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robertmcmillan.bsky.social @robertmcmillan.bsky.social

Some get spiritual cause they see the light and some cause they feel the heat. - Ray Wylie Hubbard Trump seems to lack any understanding of Christian salvation, salvation is a free gift from God (grace) that is received by believing in Jesus Christ (faith), not through human effort or good works.

aug 26, 2025, 2:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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JustAGirl @dawnlovesdemocracy.bsky.social

How much are the tickets?

aug 26, 2025, 6:11 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dan G @618hoodoo.bsky.social

I think he should certainly be encouraged and assisted in his endeavour.

aug 26, 2025, 4:37 pm • 2 0 • view
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nomadRuss @russlinton.com

Please take the fucking express train...

aug 26, 2025, 3:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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NiankhSekhmet @niankhsekhmet.bsky.social

You know they tried that the Middle Ages... it wasn't too successful.

aug 26, 2025, 1:38 pm • 3 0 • view
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LJW @lwandjw.bsky.social

Try all you want. Your destination has been Hell since you were old enough to make choices.

aug 26, 2025, 2:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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ms_intexas @msintexas.bsky.social

He was “made to put his life on the line for us”? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA he wouldn’t even go to a cemetery in the rain what’s he doing for the living except making us miserable.

aug 26, 2025, 1:39 pm • 22 0 • view
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social

How soon? Can we donate to move the process faster? Asking for a country.

aug 26, 2025, 2:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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coin2017.bsky.social @coin2017.bsky.social

I don’t care where he goes. Just go!

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Kentucky Hills @meliakelley.bsky.social

Oh yeah, his health is BAD bad.

aug 26, 2025, 1:35 pm • 5 0 • view
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Ladu T. Wade @laduwade.bsky.social

Very bad😏

aug 28, 2025, 6:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Steve Puma @stevepuma.bsky.social

I'll do everything I can to help speed that up, Buddy.

aug 26, 2025, 3:16 pm • 2 0 • view
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John Pietrunti @gamericano.bsky.social

I would donate if the money was used to help him get there as soon as possible.

aug 26, 2025, 1:39 pm • 3 0 • view
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The Mechanical Eye @mechanicaleye.bsky.social

You know what. I think he recently got some real bad news from his MD.

aug 26, 2025, 1:42 pm • 18 0 • view
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I hate bullies @vincentr64.bsky.social

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TheResister @blazinbobby81.bsky.social

Would not surprise me. He's got severe IV bruising on both hands from the amount of chemical cocktails they have him propped up on.

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Laura Atkinson @drakdamen.bsky.social

Or he looked down at his right hand. Or either ankle. Or the colostomy bag. He’s a moron but even he should be able to puzzle this one out.

aug 26, 2025, 1:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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shimmyshake72.bsky.social @shimmyshake72.bsky.social

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B-Rad-lee @b-radbrad.bsky.social

If there’s a god this will fast track him to hell!!!!

aug 26, 2025, 2:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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cinnamongirl52.bsky.social @cinnamongirl52.bsky.social

I only wish I believed in heaven and hell so I could imagine him burning for all eternity.

aug 26, 2025, 1:36 pm • 5 0 • view
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jedi2023.bsky.social @jedi2023.bsky.social

Yo Camel - good luck with eye of the needle …..

aug 26, 2025, 1:47 pm • 3 0 • view
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Sloane Peterson @sloanepeterson.bsky.social

He’s obsessed now with dying. Wonder why

aug 26, 2025, 1:35 pm • 9 0 • view
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Tegus Heike @tegusheike.bsky.social

His excellent health has a very near term expiry date

aug 26, 2025, 3:02 pm • 5 0 • view
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Richard Levine @richlevine6.bsky.social

More money so he can bribe his way into heaven?🤔

aug 26, 2025, 1:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Andrew Haigh, PhD @andy6876.bsky.social

The phrase camels and eye of a needle comes to mind. Didn’t think there was a ticket price to get in ?

aug 26, 2025, 6:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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Irish Expat @irishexpat.bsky.social

Trump really wants to go to Heaven to end the War with Hell which never would have happened if he was in charge and he will end it on day one and a truly great god would have negotiated a deal

aug 27, 2025, 1:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jeremy Max OFS ✊🏻☮️🌍💜🍉 @atypicalofs.bsky.social

I got some indulgences I can sell him

aug 26, 2025, 1:38 pm • 6 0 • view
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social

"Send me money so I can get to heaven" Holy fuck, no shame in this psychos game

aug 26, 2025, 5:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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Serendipity @serendipityinfl.bsky.social

Heaven's worst nightmare

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DebAlwaysBlue💙🦋 @debinmo1.bsky.social

Here's the prayer.

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JLD @jldgothome.bsky.social

Sing Hallelujah!!

aug 26, 2025, 3:16 pm • 5 0 • view
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smoe22.bsky.social @smoe22.bsky.social

Good luck with that!

aug 26, 2025, 1:35 pm • 3 0 • view
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katebluecar.bsky.social @katebluecar.bsky.social

Talk about tilting at windmills!

aug 27, 2025, 12:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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defeq79.bsky.social @defeq79.bsky.social

Sorry convicted felon can’t get in without years of good deeds that benefit mankind

aug 26, 2025, 5:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cinderella en Flambe @cinderellaenflambe.bsky.social

I had to do it:

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adam weishaupt @enemyofthestate01.bsky.social

In Trump’s heaven the 72 virgins are all minors.

aug 26, 2025, 2:05 pm • 5 1 • view
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opusmarta 🇳🇴 @opusmarta.no

Maybe he can get 72 zygotes

aug 26, 2025, 2:24 pm • 3 0 • view
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Novak @knowvak.bsky.social

Here we go...

aug 26, 2025, 5:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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Beachin_Blonde @kpg117.bsky.social

Jim and Tammy Faye started the snatching and grabbing of folks “offerings” a long time ago. Joel Osteen snatched and grabbed his way into financial heaven. Can’t wait for the curtain call that includes chains & shackles for this demented fuck 🤌🏻

aug 26, 2025, 10:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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Miguel Sittkus @miguel-sittkus.bsky.social

Money won't help Dictator trump get to heaven. Another grift.

aug 27, 2025, 12:24 am • 0 0 • view
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Thee Boogie Knight @raverrocker.bsky.social

Fundraising for his own funeral costs

aug 30, 2025, 11:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Affordable Living Coalition @diamantinamua.bsky.social

I support his aspiration to go to heaven. I’m sure there is plenty of prime real estate front water properties willing and ready to become Trump towers. Endless golf tournaments. And so much more.

aug 26, 2025, 2:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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bluwatertom.bsky.social @bluwatertom.bsky.social

Put sunglasses on him and he’s Jim Jones

aug 26, 2025, 8:37 pm • 2 1 • view
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I dissent 💙 @belladonna406.bsky.social

tRump just doesn't stand a chance at heaven

aug 26, 2025, 1:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Fu_Trump_ck @catamount92.bsky.social

Leviticus 19:33-34: "When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God"

aug 26, 2025, 2:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Glenna Vasoli @givblue.bsky.social

Pretty sure that ship has sailed. You have to ask for forgiveness and be contrite of heart. Two things he cannot do.

aug 26, 2025, 1:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mike Meupp @chaosagent99.bsky.social

Oh he’s gonna burn. No doubt about that.

aug 26, 2025, 6:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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MeowMeow (She/Her) @now406.bsky.social

I don’t have any words

aug 26, 2025, 11:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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BeaglesResist🐾💙✊🏻Release the Epstein Files NOW @beaglesresist.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 11:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jeff @jpekstrom.bsky.social

That bridge was burnt decades ago

aug 26, 2025, 1:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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WVDave420 @wvdave420.bsky.social

If that bastard gets into some sort of heaven then you will see me in hell.

aug 26, 2025, 1:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝔹𝕝𝕦𝕖 🌊 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social

Department of War 🙄

aug 26, 2025, 1:38 pm • 2 1 • view
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MsKitty @michelec64.bsky.social

Who wants to tell him?

aug 26, 2025, 2:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Not my real name 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 to 🇺🇸 @hughjacks-again.bsky.social

No bottom

aug 26, 2025, 2:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Steve In Wisconsin @the-real-steve-wi.bsky.social

I doubt heaven is real, but if it is, and they let Trump in, I’ll go where it’s warm.

aug 26, 2025, 2:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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yaricd.bsky.social @yaricd.bsky.social

Is he buying or selling indulgences?😂

aug 26, 2025, 1:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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jadedgal1.bsky.social @jadedgal1.bsky.social

F him and his momma.

aug 26, 2025, 1:34 pm • 3 0 • view
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rsmoore_8647 @rsmoore1.bsky.social

Brush with death? Is that the time he had COVID?

aug 26, 2025, 7:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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Clay @onedumbcountry.bsky.social

He'll never get there but he'll find no shortage of volunteers to help him try.

aug 26, 2025, 1:50 pm • 3 0 • view
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MsGulfKat @southernkathleen.bsky.social

That Ship Has Sailed

aug 26, 2025, 3:06 pm • 3 0 • view
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Fabie @fabie13.bsky.social

Oh my god 🤪

aug 26, 2025, 3:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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DeniseM @dogloverdenise.bsky.social

Gross

aug 26, 2025, 6:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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landonsmith00.bsky.social @landonsmith00.bsky.social

That is just the right stupid thing to appeal to for his voters.

aug 26, 2025, 1:54 pm • 3 0 • view
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Mika Peltokorpi @mikapeltokorpi.bsky.social

Fact check: ✅️ #Trump

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aug 31, 2025, 6:57 am • 2 0 • view
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kjblankie.bsky.social @kjblankie.bsky.social

Good luck with that…

aug 26, 2025, 1:34 pm • 13 0 • view
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Veterans Against Trump @vetsat.bsky.social

Lol perfect. The idiot Krischins have been sending their money to their tax-dodging megachurch asshole preachers forever, so "wahhh donate so I can go to heaven" is a perfect grift for the pathetic religious rubes.

aug 27, 2025, 4:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Cindy Arnevik @cabbageridge.bsky.social

And he needs money now for what? He’s not running for office. Can’t. And I have to believe even the Evangelicals find this acceptable

aug 26, 2025, 10:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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amateurebutter.bsky.social @amateurebutter.bsky.social

sooner rather than later

aug 26, 2025, 1:34 pm • 6 0 • view
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NJR @fh5.bsky.social

More bizarre than usual but some of the MAGGOTS may not notice

aug 26, 2025, 6:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sherri 🇺🇦 @sherriwehrmann.bsky.social

He should have considered going to heaven before he broke the law well over 30 times.

aug 26, 2025, 2:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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magicapple.bsky.social @magicapple.bsky.social

I thought he was a billionaire. Who's he talking about bribing to buy himself a ticket to heaven? And why does he need poor people to give him $15? How many $15 gifts will he need to bump up his many billions to the sweet spot where he's got enough?

aug 26, 2025, 4:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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Laura Atkinson @drakdamen.bsky.social

My money’s on the camel

aug 26, 2025, 1:45 pm • 3 0 • view
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adventuresofmurray @adofmurray.bsky.social

I think plenty of people would love to help him try.

aug 26, 2025, 2:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dr JMThayer @jthayer.bsky.social

Has anyone done a wellness check? This is not normal.

aug 26, 2025, 3:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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Wolfgang VonMockery @vonmockery.bsky.social

LOL.... Trump trying to save his soul with a GoFundMe

aug 26, 2025, 3:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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justpat69.bsky.social @justpat69.bsky.social

I bet a lot of these evangelical preachers will be happy to sell you a seat in heaven. I love to see a scammer getting scammed.

aug 27, 2025, 9:11 am • 0 0 • view
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2old4thissht☮️ @tofts.bsky.social

Not enough money in the world to get his fat ass through the eye of that needle.

aug 26, 2025, 2:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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FootballArchaeology @fbarchaeology.bsky.social

No one can believe in god and Trump's bullshit at the same time. One or the other, but not both.

aug 26, 2025, 1:36 pm • 3 0 • view
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The Subsequent Mrs. de Winter @notrebecca.bsky.social

Aren't MAGA Dingbats yet tired of parting with their money?

aug 26, 2025, 1:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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happylittlevisit.bsky.social @happylittlevisit.bsky.social

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aug 26, 2025, 1:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social

I'm pretty sure his doctors have told him he has months if not weeks to live. This is the second time he brought up getting into Heaven.

aug 26, 2025, 4:04 pm • 5 0 • view
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H. K. Swearingen @newnavigate.bsky.social

He is delusional and unable to employ any cognitive skills. Wow.

aug 26, 2025, 1:36 pm • 3 0 • view
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bindieye.bsky.social @bindieye.bsky.social

He’s insane.

aug 27, 2025, 6:52 am • 1 0 • view
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Two Cents @sickofthestupid.bsky.social

Seems like someone wants to turn his cult into a real religion. Narcissistic sociopath.

aug 26, 2025, 9:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Two Cents @sickofthestupid.bsky.social

Start by dying.

aug 26, 2025, 2:49 pm • 9 0 • view
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T-Fish🇨🇦🍁 @t-fish.bsky.social

Of all the fucking scams and frauds this takes the cake! Give me money so I can get into heaven! And the “Christian” morons will give their last nickel to make this happen 😆😆

aug 26, 2025, 3:05 pm • 6 0 • view
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kristinemarie67.bsky.social @kristinemarie67.bsky.social

Seriously..its unreal and exhausting..on a daily basis!

aug 26, 2025, 3:08 pm • 4 0 • view
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T-Fish🇨🇦🍁 @t-fish.bsky.social

Just absolutely bonkers that people can’t understand the grift going on in real time!

aug 26, 2025, 3:09 pm • 2 0 • view
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gaynorguidoann.bsky.social @gaynorguidoann.bsky.social

Not quite accurate—he wants to RULE Heaven.

aug 26, 2025, 1:37 pm • 2 0 • view
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glittergirl1111.bsky.social @glittergirl1111.bsky.social

I was never told one had to pay an entrance fee.

aug 26, 2025, 1:35 pm • 4 0 • view
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AcquariDan @acquaridan.bsky.social

No amount of fundraising will save him from a burning HellFire he booked his one way ticket years ago, when he raped his first child. Where are the EPSTEIN FILES

aug 26, 2025, 1:46 pm • 12 2 • view
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shimmyshake72.bsky.social @shimmyshake72.bsky.social

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aug 26, 2025, 8:17 pm • 2 1 • view
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Allwftopic @alllwftopic.bsky.social

Trump is NEVER getting into heaven, and there is nothing the Republican controlled Supreme Court can do to change that..

aug 27, 2025, 3:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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C. Pettit @chris4free.bsky.social

No redemption for pedophiles

aug 26, 2025, 6:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Fred Kesselman @fkess23.bsky.social

Just like Jesus wanted

aug 26, 2025, 1:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Baba Yaga’s Chicken Shack @seesemily.bsky.social

“Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”

aug 26, 2025, 4:10 pm • 4 0 • view
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wioozyi @swozey.bsky.social

aug 26, 2025, 3:11 pm • 2 0 • view