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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social

5 things Trump did this week 1. Threatened ABC & NBC 2. Took credit for defeating new Cracker Barrel logo 3. Had his tariffs invalidated by an appeals court 4. No public appearance for multiple days 5. Went on another taxpayer-funded golf trip

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aug 30, 2025, 3:11 pm • 823 213

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jokeractual.bsky.social @jokeractual.bsky.social

Too soon?

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aug 30, 2025, 4:54 pm • 1 2 • view
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His Royal Huwness @litterygeniarse.bsky.social

Wot no royal edicts?

aug 30, 2025, 4:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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💙 . @djvagirl.bsky.social

When Trump goes on a golf outing, I’d refer to it as being put out to pasture. They even place his golf ball wherever so he can win.

aug 30, 2025, 3:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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💙 . @djvagirl.bsky.social

Forcing Cracker Barrel to change their logo 🤷‍♀️. Damn, what an accomplishment for a POTUS. You’d think he had more important issues to handle around the world.

aug 30, 2025, 3:45 pm • 5 0 • view
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PattyAnne @txmeema.bsky.social

He'll count that as the 11th war he's stopped. The War of Logos August 2025.

aug 30, 2025, 4:29 pm • 3 0 • view
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Lottie LilleyColes @lottie63.bsky.social

He has NOTHING to do with Cracker Barrel. It is up to the CEOs to change logos. Trump wants to take away their freedom and control every business in this country, no matter who owns it. Look what he's done to Target. He bankrupts companies. HE IS LAUGHING AT YOU! To him it's a game.

aug 31, 2025, 3:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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PattyAnne @txmeema.bsky.social

I was mocking him.

aug 31, 2025, 4:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lottie LilleyColes @lottie63.bsky.social

Don't we all? He throws shit at us, we have to throw it right back at him. I just wish we could make it so it hurts him more.

aug 31, 2025, 5:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social

Hey now -- With the reinstatement of the picture of the man and the barrel, illiterate, mouth-breathing MAGAs can now find their favorite fine dining establishment again.

aug 30, 2025, 5:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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srput.bsky.social @srput.bsky.social

Dick-Tator Donnie working hard!

aug 30, 2025, 10:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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grateful-1.bsky.social @grateful-1.bsky.social

Oh, so HE'S ⛳️ for a change!... Guess that blew the theory that was dominating the internet the last few days!... Damn!

aug 31, 2025, 1:17 am • 0 0 • view
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normalleigh53.bsky.social @normalleigh53.bsky.social

6. Spouted a steady stream of lies.

aug 30, 2025, 4:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jake @jake2404663.bsky.social

The big one and @governor.ca.gov 😂🖕🏼

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WrestlingTerp 🍺🇵🇹 🇺🇸 🇱🇹 @wrestlingterp.bsky.social

Also, he failed to die.

aug 30, 2025, 5:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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TrueBlue @anniepatriotic.bsky.social

More shoulder pads!!!

aug 31, 2025, 1:36 am • 0 0 • view
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Jack Ringland @jackringland.bsky.social

6. Didn't quite shuffle off this mortal coil.

aug 30, 2025, 3:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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Margaret Spires 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇧🇭🇲 @usmcwizard.bsky.social

On a side note, I'll just leave this right here:

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aug 30, 2025, 6:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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vaqueandconfusing.bsky.social @vaqueandconfusing.bsky.social

who gives the rating?

aug 30, 2025, 3:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rioter88 @rioter88.bsky.social

Hopefully he’s dying and that is why he was put behind closed doors

aug 30, 2025, 3:23 pm • 4 1 • view
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Socratesmmxv @caesarmmxv.bsky.social

Trump hasn't looked healthy in a long time. Even by eighty year old standards he's looking bad. It's been six months. I don't know if he makes it another three and a half years.

aug 31, 2025, 3:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social

Reports are that he hasn’t been seen since Tuesday

aug 30, 2025, 3:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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sf12-34.bsky.social @sf12-34.bsky.social

That’s #4. But there were photos of him today departing for Virginia.

aug 30, 2025, 3:13 pm • 2 0 • view
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Baron of Booze @baronofbooze.bsky.social

Just saw it

aug 30, 2025, 3:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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IMPEACH! @thetd.bsky.social

6. Had a stroke

aug 31, 2025, 2:05 am • 0 0 • view
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Bexin Fletcher ↙︎↙︎↙︎ @bexinfletcher.bsky.social

4. Should be: Got everyone’s hopes up that he was dead

aug 30, 2025, 3:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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PorterLR @porterlr.bsky.social

fired his CDC director and a Fed Reserve member

aug 30, 2025, 4:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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Fred Grott @fredgrott.bsky.social

what are the odds of lightning strike?

aug 30, 2025, 3:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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eddie0028.bsky.social @eddie0028.bsky.social

Removed Security for Kamala Harris

aug 30, 2025, 3:29 pm • 5 0 • view
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Deborah Jurges @lottesenkelin.bsky.social

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Derek Texas @derek-texas.bsky.social

6. Potentially died?

aug 30, 2025, 3:13 pm • 7 1 • view
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1313rif @1313rif.bsky.social

Replace “potentially” with “hopefully”

aug 30, 2025, 3:20 pm • 9 1 • view
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terifaarr.bsky.social @terifaarr.bsky.social

Had a mini stroke (just a guess).

aug 30, 2025, 9:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Coalhouse Walker, Jr. @feb1958.bsky.social

Quite a busy day for…

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aug 30, 2025, 4:00 pm • 4 1 • view
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❌️Tanya G. Kasim❌️ @adult3rdculturekid.bsky.social

Funded by M. Bone Saws?

aug 31, 2025, 12:12 am • 1 0 • view
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Angry_Gammy ❌👑 @bquintiliani.bsky.social

The end is near for this truly evil person and I for one will not shed a tear, but will actually celebrate with several bottles of delicious prosecco with my Dem friends and family, can't wait! 🥂🍾🎉🥳

aug 31, 2025, 12:30 am • 2 0 • view
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dump47.bsky.social @dump47.bsky.social

Does that second picture look like a tacky headstone or is it just my wishful thinking?

aug 31, 2025, 1:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social

6. Died*?

aug 30, 2025, 3:32 pm • 22 0 • view
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peachiiKim @peachiikimaf.bsky.social

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A-Aron @aaronfrizzle.bsky.social

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peachiiKim @peachiikimaf.bsky.social

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Trump can lick my balls @justiceiscoming.bsky.social

Don't threaten me with a good time

aug 30, 2025, 3:34 pm • 10 0 • view
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AZ-Sidewinder💙💙💙💙 @az-sidewinder.bsky.social

No public appearance for multiple days? He's sick then. Good.

aug 30, 2025, 5:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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mandy"KaroLIEleavittIsAcunt"@bsky.social @mandysueinla.bsky.social

Trump is a waste of time, space, and oxygen.

aug 30, 2025, 6:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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joycejustice.bsky.social @joycejustice.bsky.social

Release the Epstein file and all those victim should a law suit against him andMa well.

aug 30, 2025, 8:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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joycejustice.bsky.social @joycejustice.bsky.social

What has shit head doing all day ? Playing with his marker. The clown does not even know what president Stephen Miller giving him to sign.

aug 30, 2025, 8:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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joycejustice.bsky.social @joycejustice.bsky.social

He is just sitting every day playing with his sharpy or crayon. He is unable to stand on his jackfruit leg.🤡

aug 30, 2025, 8:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Zach Evans @bikesarehealing.bsky.social

But those grocery prices! But those housing costs! But those health care costs! But the Epstein files! But the Gaza genocide! But Russia’s war in Ukraine!

aug 30, 2025, 4:06 pm • 4 0 • view
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Reginald Jeeves @reginaldjeeves.bsky.social

Died!!!

aug 30, 2025, 3:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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machappy2024.bsky.social @machappy2024.bsky.social

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machappy2024.bsky.social @machappy2024.bsky.social

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machappy2024.bsky.social @machappy2024.bsky.social

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Kay @sirrom21.bsky.social

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Novak @knowvak.bsky.social

Can't the American people file a class action lawsuit against Donald Trump for not doing his job?

aug 30, 2025, 5:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Denise Wheeler @denisedwheeler.bsky.social

He also woke up, which is the worst of them all.

aug 30, 2025, 5:17 pm • 16 0 • view
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🇨🇦 @beauwest.bsky.social

Paradise Lost.

aug 30, 2025, 3:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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so-what-who-cares.bsky.social @so-what-who-cares.bsky.social

Died …hopefully

aug 30, 2025, 3:18 pm • 7 0 • view
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Oscar @oscarzilch.bsky.social

Only one thing he could do would help! And it wouldn’t be heaven! Burn in hell mf!!

aug 30, 2025, 6:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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hannahhahn.bsky.social @hannahhahn.bsky.social

'Murica been very, very good to Orange Roughy and his entourage of sadistic nitwits and enablers. The rest of us, not so much.

aug 30, 2025, 3:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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NestorRiveraG @riverane.bsky.social

6. Dissapointed many of us by not dying.

aug 30, 2025, 9:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Stefan 🥼 @stefank1117.bsky.social

Sounds like a successful week for a guy who was put in place to destroy America for his buddy Vlad Putin.

aug 30, 2025, 3:19 pm • 7 1 • view
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Inglorious BigMike @lordrevbigmike.bsky.social

He has not died but he is dead. Rot forever pedophile.

aug 30, 2025, 8:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Carevillage @carevillage.bsky.social

But didn’t release all Epstein files.

aug 30, 2025, 4:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social

… he also courageously bitched about a crack in his hideous new Holidome-style patio, and decided to stiff the contractor, just for grins …

aug 31, 2025, 12:00 am • 1 0 • view
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Rob Benson @robnellie.bsky.social

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Why did we stop making pyramids? @signalfire6.bsky.social

In every photo, his mouth is hanging open. Shortness of breath along with a lack of awareness of how it looks.

aug 31, 2025, 1:38 am • 0 0 • view
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Rob Benson @robnellie.bsky.social

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TrueBlue @anniepatriotic.bsky.social

Don't touch it!!!!!!

aug 31, 2025, 1:34 am • 1 0 • view
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Dr. Nunya Bizness @notyabizz.bsky.social

That barrel of a cracker has never set foot in a Cracker Barrel. What the hell does he care about the logo?

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Why did we stop making pyramids? @signalfire6.bsky.social

Because he likes old-fashiony things, like 'groceries' and 'age of consent 12 years old.'

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Bea @autiebea.bsky.social

over the last couple of weeks, he hasn't worn his red shlong tie sometimes. can't decide if he's (a) trying to look like jb pritzker, or (2) gotten so ass-grabby w/the nurses while they're trying to dress him that they give up by then. *hmm, getting his hand slapped away might explain the bruises

aug 30, 2025, 4:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Trey McClure @atxdem.bsky.social

But did he die?

aug 30, 2025, 3:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Maxamus T Stone @maxamus1.bsky.social

Body double... Why else would a camera whore...Avoid the cameras of his fawning media???

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ghetto-gem.bsky.social @ghetto-gem.bsky.social

And a body double might have been used for the golf trip

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Why did we stop making pyramids? @signalfire6.bsky.social

Ain't NOBODY else look that bad.

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eliahraskin666.bsky.social @eliahraskin666.bsky.social

6.?

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Lottie LilleyColes @lottie63.bsky.social

Knowing how this narcissist is, he'd probably have the Ark of the covenant as his coffin.

aug 31, 2025, 3:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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davethenerd.bsky.social @davethenerd.bsky.social

6. Kept the Epstein files hidden for another week. 7. Stayed alive, just.

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cakenest.bsky.social @cakenest.bsky.social

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thombie.bsky.social @thombie.bsky.social

Taxpayer-funded doctor visit and IV treatment at his golf club*

aug 31, 2025, 2:26 am • 1 0 • view
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JackieWild @wildcanadian306.bsky.social

He's probably in hiding since the victims of his abuse are going public in a few days.

aug 30, 2025, 4:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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munchhausen6969.bsky.social @munchhausen6969.bsky.social

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alteredplumber0.bsky.social @alteredplumber0.bsky.social

how much worse is Vance/Thiel going to be?

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