He’s looking feeble or is it really “Weekend at Bernie’s?” 😂😂😂

Frankly, I’m grateful. The less I see of the sick, old pervert the better.

This is why😬

Because he keeps getting cought cheating on camera. 😂

caught* Geez! 🙄

Because he doesn’t like to show his cheating.

Totally ☝🏼

I read last week that he isn't playing. They drive him to the tees and he putts.

This is a body double. The real trump is on life support in a secret bunker.

Oh, I'm sure a lot of people would love that. Could we pray that the electric goes out and the generators are out of fuel?

Sounds like playing golf might be theater intended to distract from an anticipated demise that unfotunately, was premature. Suffer on taco!

He's afraid he'd be caught on camera doing what he always does, CHEATING.

Someone should fly a drone over to capture video.

Because he cheats.

So he can cheat and rape kids along the way?

At this point, why is the press still following this piece of shit.

So they spend time/money where they put the merch.

a) he cheats b) he's a crap golfer

I'm sure one of the main ones is because he cheats

Wouldn’t it be funny if that said”nah, let’s not” and all go home

He ain’t golfing.

He doesn't want people to see him cheating anymore.

Or shitting himself...

So we don’t know if he is actually golfing or hiding in the snack shack getting IV meds and fluids. Come back in a few hours and declare he just won’t another club championship as proof of health

Because he's at death's door. The grim reaper is beckoning him as we speak.

Honestly if you golfed or looked like trump would you want to have any pictures taken?

I think Cracker Barrel wants to bring customers in, not scare them away, but this would be a great Halloween sign for them.

We've already seen the pics of you cheating, fucktoid

You know who should be asking those questions… 🤔

Probably because he has a beta golf swing. He needs to keep his macho athletic facade up. We all know it’s fake.

Why would anybody in their right mind wait in a tennis center if they weren’t actually playing tennis? #PussyTrumpWhippedPress

Because he’s cheating at golf too.

Simple answer, Trump doesn't want his cheating documented by the press. It would then become apparent that he's not a good golfer but just a hack.

1: He cheats at everything. 2: He is clearly dying. I mean, just look at him. He looks like he's on his last legs.

So they don’t see and show him cheating like in Scotland?

Cos he cheats

Because he cheats, and he’s just a fat lazy slob hacking his way around the course.

Because he’s been caught cheating on camera!

Because he’s dying.

Because they filmed him cheating numerous times.

He doesn't want them to see that he parks his golf cart 3ft from his ball, barely walks, how he crawls in/out of his cart & to avoid more footage of how bad he plays. Also doesn't want people to see the side deals he's making & who he is meeting out in the middle of the course away from everyone.

Remember, he loves having golf course meetings away from cameras to be able to meet up with anyone he wants at a specific spot on the course to work his "deals". www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

This is a story from 2022, not recently. He look really terrible today. And I want to see video or a picture of him actually playing golf today. And just video or pic of him riding in the cart doesn't count either.

Monty Hall made better deals than this POS!

More like polo. He just swings a club while seated in the cart. And he drives the car on the green so he can putt.

Soon he'll just have someone else play the ball for him while he watches & claims the good shots are all his.

Because he is scared

Trump doesn't want the press covering his shanks into the rough.

They don't want you to see it's not really him.

We all are.

His doesn’t want people to see his stroke!!!

I would love to see him stroke (out).

Following the latest topic of concern: maybe he's not actually golfing. Maybe he's just riding around in a golf cart, recovering from whatever procedure he just went through during his blackout time

That would track with him talking about getting into Heaven if he was scared he'd go under anesthesia and wouldn't wake up.

I think you're spot on.

If Trump took a weekend of downtime in bed he'd consider it a sign of weakness. So he has to go out into the course, pretend to golf-- keep the press just far enough away to sell the illusion.

And him carrying his suit jacket on a hanger tracks with just getting out of the hospital.

Absolutely. This makes sense. He's not fooling us.

Someone in the WH traveling press pool needs to start carefully monitoring his "golf" outings: how long was he out playing, scorecards, presence of EMS vehicles, etc. If he's really playing 18 holes, fine. Whatever he has seems to be manageable. If he's not playing, that's a warning sign.

Because he cheats?

Bet there is a portable defibrillator on that cart…😳🙄🕷️🤡☠️

Because he cheats and sucks? And nobody wants to see him. Only good thing about most weekends, he’s not got his fat lying ass in the news.

Because they catch him cheating.

Shit he normally has them following him into the dining room, and pro shop. This is sus, at minimum.

Once a cheater always a cheater and in his case more than always a cheater. Also a cheat, period!!!

Documented caddies cheating for him?

It's harder to cheat with all those cameras.

He’s a horrible golfer. He hacks at the ball and he cheats

He doesn’t want everyone to see how much he cheats? Hey, I’m okay with throwing out another ball, when you lose one but don’t act like you won the Masters! Your old! Enjoy yourself.

Does he even know how to play golf? My assumption has always bed that he just hacks away, gets in the cart and declares himself the winner.

I saw to men on the view (wrote a book 4got who they were, but legit) said he's a good golfer but absolutely cheats🤣🤣

No make up on

His swing looks like a lame duck and the asshole cheats, fluff’s his ball, drops without taking a stroke and lies about his score

That video of his caddy dropping the ball might have had something to do with it.

Probably because he is too feeble to actually play golf; he's just riding in the cart reminiscing, perhaps, for the last time.

His face is still puffy from the emergency medical interventions over the past few days.

How can he cheat with everyone watching?

Because he's fucking useless at golf!

Disgusting. Turns the stomach thinking of what that hand has touched (and all the pain it has inflicted on the world)

Because he’s a fuckin’ Shankapotomus.

So he can hide from them and us. We haven't seen the EPSTEIN FILES yet either. In case you forgot.

Hmmm 🌬️

OH IDK maybe so they don't see him cheat and make Deals selling our national security secrets. It definitely can't be he's afraid of assault rifles he's the bravest petulant child ever right Cankles 🥰🥰🥰

His caddies must be loaded up with balls so they can surreptitiously drop them wherever Trump tell them to.

Are you asking about the obese cheating slob? And does that answer your question?

I don't know, but he has a terrible old man swing.

Body double.

Because he cheats nonstop?

Didn't ever stop him before.

He gets caught more often now.

Is he golfing today or still "missing"?

Sadly, he's golfing. Not missing. Fuck.

He’s probably hitting the ball while sitting in the cart or having his caddy prop him up. Guy looks like death warmed over.

Because he looks like hell And he might be caught groping his granddaughter

Remember when the dotard's "lawyer" spent a lot of time during "his" "cross-examination" of Stormy Daniels trying to get her to say that Ms. dollhands was great golfer? The mango maggot came in 53rd out of 67. Bragged that he beat Charles Barkely. Who had never played any golf in his life.