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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social

Eric Trump loses sumo wrestling match in Japan

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sep 1, 2025, 5:17 pm • 283 45

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PM Lucci @jamesdean930.bsky.social

What A JOKE!

sep 1, 2025, 5:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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BRIAN DE AMORIM @briandeamorim.bsky.social

a loser...like (his dad?).

sep 1, 2025, 6:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Katharina Kubrick @kk53.bsky.social

What a delusional pompous fuckwit.

sep 1, 2025, 8:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Betsy Milbach @betsymilbach.bsky.social

Love Sumo, hate Eric.

sep 1, 2025, 5:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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floridianblue.bsky.social @floridianblue.bsky.social

He had a Hard On the entire time !

sep 1, 2025, 7:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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RadioBradshaw @radiobradshaw.bsky.social

Pffft, got smoked by a rikishi who isn't even salaried.

sep 1, 2025, 5:20 pm • 4 0 • view
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mysharona61.bsky.social @mysharona61.bsky.social

Are all trumps B cups 😅?

sep 1, 2025, 5:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jade Jurek @jjurek.bsky.social

I notice they sent the smallest wrestler to take him down.

sep 1, 2025, 8:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gracie-girl @gracie-girl3.bsky.social

And we will soon be hearing that Japans tariff burden has gone up.

sep 1, 2025, 7:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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bruski57.bsky.social @bruski57.bsky.social

Weirdo

sep 1, 2025, 5:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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justtheonetat.bsky.social @justtheonetat.bsky.social

What a cute little last trot he has for going into a hug. That's been drilled into him since he took his first step.

sep 1, 2025, 8:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Inbtwnthedarkandthelight @thedarkandthelight.bsky.social

Let’s put Lara in there.

sep 1, 2025, 5:27 pm • 5 0 • view
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🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🤓 @behrtex.bsky.social

She won’t back down. (rimshot)

sep 1, 2025, 5:33 pm • 5 0 • view
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flourpower7.bsky.social @flourpower7.bsky.social

Oh my gosh, this isn’t The Onion!

sep 1, 2025, 8:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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EllyMae @ellymae.bsky.social

W…T…F‼️🙄🤦🏼‍♀️

sep 1, 2025, 5:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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Q(notAnon) @magoo63.bsky.social

Typical Trump reality. Pretending you are big and strong, and can take on any opponent and come out the winner. The truth is, Trump and his family are weak bullies pretending to be strong.

sep 1, 2025, 5:38 pm • 5 1 • view
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Country over Party @usasandiego.bsky.social

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaa

sep 1, 2025, 5:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bluesuedepuma @bluesuedepuma.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 5:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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Hillary Hillarious @hhillarious.bsky.social

He should stick with holding Lara's makeup brushes.

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sep 1, 2025, 5:28 pm • 5 0 • view
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Ma!the meatloaf! @elingaynor.bsky.social

😂

sep 1, 2025, 5:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cranky Frank Clair @crankyfrankclair.bsky.social

Plot twist: The guy on the right is 12 years old.

sep 1, 2025, 9:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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No Kings @joefik.bsky.social

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

sep 1, 2025, 8:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rhyzed By Woevs @rhyzo.bsky.social

What’s Japanese for Looser?

sep 1, 2025, 5:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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TellYourCatISaidPspsps @astroburek.bsky.social

Not enough salt on this planet to purify that ring now. Tainted forever.

sep 1, 2025, 7:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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King of Trains. @exoid.bsky.social

It’s in the core Eric! You need to push with your core muscles you’re putting too much on your legs!

sep 1, 2025, 8:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ken Daman @kendaman.bsky.social

👎

sep 1, 2025, 10:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Scotty @scottys68.bsky.social

Should’ve crushed his fucking skull

sep 1, 2025, 5:58 pm • 3 0 • view
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SaltyAF @bluecrat.bsky.social

When I saw the headline, I wasn't expecting it to be literal.

sep 1, 2025, 5:28 pm • 7 0 • view
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Some guy @pug-dude.bsky.social

So disappointing he didn’t at least get thrown to the ground. 😭

sep 1, 2025, 5:31 pm • 4 0 • view
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shaolind.bsky.social @shaolind.bsky.social

He could have tossed him on his initial push.

sep 1, 2025, 8:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Reverend H. Entity @reverendentity.bsky.social

Is that real or AI?

sep 1, 2025, 5:21 pm • 4 0 • view
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catlady49ers.bsky.social @catlady49ers.bsky.social

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

sep 1, 2025, 6:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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tripeee.bsky.social @tripeee.bsky.social

Did the bros get breast implants too?

sep 1, 2025, 5:28 pm • 4 0 • view
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🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🤓 @behrtex.bsky.social

All the alpha males are doing it, but I suspect his are all-natural.

sep 1, 2025, 5:34 pm • 2 0 • view
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Joe’s O’s @joes0s.bsky.social

😂 he actually thought he’d hold his own?!

sep 1, 2025, 5:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Gina @ginalolabridgetta.bsky.social

I actually love Sumo wrestling I would’ve enjoyed watching him sit on Eric’s face though

sep 1, 2025, 5:24 pm • 4 1 • view
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Brutal Realist @brutalrealist.bsky.social

I startled the dog I laughed so hard.

sep 1, 2025, 8:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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staatenlos.bsky.social @staatenlos.bsky.social

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sep 1, 2025, 5:18 pm • 8 2 • view
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social

Bet that aint all he lost 😆

sep 1, 2025, 5:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Maddie’s Travels @nomadnow.bsky.social

Of course he does. And who paid for that trip?😡😡😡😡

sep 1, 2025, 5:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 5:19 pm • 33 2 • view
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MarcSl @marknse.bsky.social

How much did this cost American taxpayers?

sep 1, 2025, 6:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cognitum @cognitum.bsky.social

That Sumo had the chance to be a hero and missed it.

sep 1, 2025, 5:49 pm • 5 0 • view
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Trump Into Space @trump-into-space.bsky.social

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sep 1, 2025, 6:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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ocmoose.bsky.social @ocmoose.bsky.social

He’s always been a loser.

sep 1, 2025, 5:26 pm • 4 0 • view
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hpazz.bsky.social @hpazz.bsky.social

How much did his trip cost us?

sep 1, 2025, 5:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Trevor Foster @darthfos.bsky.social

Lara would have won because she’s the real muscle in that relationship.

sep 1, 2025, 5:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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edwoodjrjr @edwoodjrjr.bsky.social

Too bad this didn't end in ritual disembowelment

sep 1, 2025, 5:20 pm • 30 1 • view
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TomR @thedrummer.bsky.social

Which one's Eric?

sep 1, 2025, 7:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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marie-ann.bsky.social @marie-ann.bsky.social

It royally pisses me off that this loser family spews hate about every single non-white person then gets to travel the world and experience all the cultures of people they support kicking out of our country. Fucking insane

sep 1, 2025, 5:48 pm • 10 1 • view
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Nick @necklacesandwich.bsky.social

That’s so true - hypocrisy is one of their many superpowers

sep 1, 2025, 7:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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thurstonh3.bsky.social @thurstonh3.bsky.social

But Eric said he likes the Japanese because they helped us win WWII.

sep 1, 2025, 7:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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funydiva.bsky.social @funydiva.bsky.social

Now do you love me daddy?! ✌️🇬🇧

sep 1, 2025, 5:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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dogdeboredoe.bsky.social @dogdeboredoe.bsky.social

He should have substituted Lara. She's the alpha male of the family.

sep 1, 2025, 5:56 pm • 8 1 • view
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k-kelly-coho.bsky.social @k-kelly-coho.bsky.social

Sadly he wasn’t beaten badly enough.

sep 1, 2025, 5:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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mathmargarita.bsky.social @mathmargarita.bsky.social

Douche

sep 1, 2025, 5:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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stefflee.bsky.social @stefflee.bsky.social

Did we pay for this stupidity too!

sep 1, 2025, 5:26 pm • 19 0 • view
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i2America @i2america.bsky.social

Probably

sep 1, 2025, 5:30 pm • 6 0 • view
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michepre.bsky.social @michepre.bsky.social

I'd rather see his father who is already wearing the diaper...!

sep 1, 2025, 5:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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JoeRonin562@asertiv @joeronin562.bsky.social

Weird way to finally get a hug...

sep 1, 2025, 7:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Stable Glennius @thatmanglenn.bsky.social

Most “unathletic” family in history. Bad genes. Geek.

sep 1, 2025, 6:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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indigoskycat.bsky.social @indigoskycat.bsky.social

Well, it wasn't really fair anyway. You let a girl go against a man. This is what happens when men compete in women's sports. He would have won if that big man hadn't been in the ring.

sep 1, 2025, 5:58 pm • 3 0 • view
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Carey @careyp123.bsky.social

All these fun, free vacations for the whole trump crime family - ON US!

sep 1, 2025, 5:46 pm • 4 0 • view
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S☀️nia 🇨🇦 @zelfinoou.bsky.social

Nice idiot like his father...

sep 1, 2025, 5:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Trump’sBloatedCorpse @metasnark.bsky.social

He even tapped out. 🤣🤣

sep 1, 2025, 5:23 pm • 4 0 • view
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Truckle4Evr🔥🏳️‍🌈 @truckle4evr.bsky.social

I guess all that practice with Lara didn't help.

sep 1, 2025, 6:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dee Reed 🇮🇪 @deereedbrklyn.bsky.social

Ah yes, the feats of strength portion of succession.

sep 1, 2025, 5:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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ChristylGo @christylgo.bsky.social

Too bad it wasn't death match

sep 1, 2025, 5:23 pm • 4 0 • view
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4happypplonly.bsky.social @4happypplonly.bsky.social

Let that wrestler know we could use at the WH, FBI, DOJ, SC, and more!

sep 1, 2025, 7:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Becky O. @forestbather52.bsky.social

That sumo wrestler missed a good opportunity to do some real bodily harm to that creep.

sep 1, 2025, 7:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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timetostandupnow.bsky.social @timetostandupnow.bsky.social

LOL - Just another 'Trump Tribe' member embarrassment. He probably arranged this to DEFLECT from the EPSTEIN FILES for daddy.

sep 1, 2025, 10:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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timetostandupnow.bsky.social @timetostandupnow.bsky.social

This in not a joke.

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opusmarta 🇳🇴 @opusmarta.no

Awww..he gets the dad hug he never got

sep 1, 2025, 5:19 pm • 48 1 • view
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Serene Malcontent @serenemalcontent.bsky.social

🤣🤣

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CTO @thecto.bsky.social

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Jim Brown @jimbrown.bsky.social

Maybe if he wore a diaper like his dad…

sep 1, 2025, 7:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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Aleph @primosecundo.bsky.social

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Jim Brown @jimbrown.bsky.social

😁

sep 1, 2025, 7:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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LostintheCold @lostinthecold.bsky.social

Your father never loved you, Eric.

sep 1, 2025, 5:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Janie P. @janiep.bsky.social

😁

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Auntie Mame 🇺🇦☮️🇬🇱 @auntiemamelives.bsky.social

Did he really think he was going to win? That guy wasn't even trying. He was respectfully trying not to embarrass Eric.

sep 1, 2025, 5:23 pm • 19 0 • view
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4happypplonly.bsky.social @4happypplonly.bsky.social

Yes he did think he would win. He based that on size, weight, fitness appearance, genes and all the other BS he's been lead to believe. He now wishes he hadn't tried that & had it recorded!'WEAK & WEIRD!

sep 1, 2025, 7:10 pm • 3 0 • view
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yak18pilot.bsky.social @yak18pilot.bsky.social

Great Eric, now put your dad in there…

sep 1, 2025, 7:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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hanagirl.bsky.social @hanagirl.bsky.social

Why do they all have moobs? Not the Sumo, of course.

sep 1, 2025, 5:20 pm • 3 0 • view
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clktay.bsky.social @clktay.bsky.social

is he wearing "clam diggers"?

sep 1, 2025, 7:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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hannahhahn.bsky.social @hannahhahn.bsky.social

SRSLY? Does he have any notable talent, skill, forte, or usefulness?

sep 1, 2025, 5:22 pm • 3 0 • view
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Rob Wasserman @robwass.bsky.social

Loser's gonna loser.

sep 1, 2025, 5:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Amelia Magjik @ameliamagjik.bsky.social

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

sep 1, 2025, 5:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tim @chimoshi.bsky.social

He has the mobility of a 60-yr old

sep 1, 2025, 5:47 pm • 4 1 • view
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JDKahler @jdkahler.bsky.social

What a dork.

sep 1, 2025, 7:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Queasy @tyclovehitch.bsky.social

Thoroughly un-surprising.

sep 1, 2025, 5:27 pm • 3 0 • view
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Kim’s Tigger @kimstigger.bsky.social

Of course he told everyone he won the match by a lot🤣🤣🤣

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jptruss.bsky.social @jptruss.bsky.social

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petebaintree.bsky.social @petebaintree.bsky.social

If he want's to emulate his father he needs to get use to losing

sep 1, 2025, 9:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Irwin Glenn @irwinglenn.bsky.social

Like his father, he's weak as a kitten.

sep 1, 2025, 5:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social

He even dresses like a yuppie failson while competing

sep 1, 2025, 5:27 pm • 5 0 • view
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Ed Hirsch @edhirsch.bsky.social

Prominent Far-Right Event Featured #Antisemitic Speaker Ian Smith Alongside #EricTrump And #LaraTrump At Trump National Doral In Miami. #IanSmith Is Popular Among The Far-Right And Has Recommended #NeoNazi Propaganda www.forbes.com/sites/mollyb...

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Kerrazy Canuck @kerrazycanuck.bsky.social

Obviously, not his fault. Genetics are a bitch. Poor kid probably has really bad bone spurs now

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