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SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social

I for one am shocked the smartest man in the world could not cure the world’s ills in the span of 90 days armed only with a legion of tech twinks.

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may 30, 2025, 4:36 am • 929 74

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billyjones.bsky.social @billyjones.bsky.social

I, for one, am shocked that someone tripping on ketamine could have designed a classy looking vehicle like the cybertruck.

may 31, 2025, 2:53 am • 1 0 • view
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neveragain1.bsky.social @neveragain1.bsky.social

Did his best to do his worst

may 31, 2025, 1:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Pacific Observation Post @carldownunder.bsky.social

He wasn’t trying to cure anything and didn’t understand a damn thing about the government. I wouldn’t let him mow my lawn

may 31, 2025, 1:19 am • 4 0 • view
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moominpapa.bsky.social @moominpapa.bsky.social

To be fair, though, that probably was his best.

may 30, 2025, 8:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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Just a Bill @bdowney2338.bsky.social

He “Did his best” to burn it all to the ground. TBD

may 31, 2025, 4:07 am • 1 0 • view
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Kay Muldoon @kaylynnm.bsky.social

He needs to change that tweet to say “Did my worst.”

may 30, 2025, 11:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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lofanftp.bsky.social @lofanftp.bsky.social

“…Did my best”—While completely gacked-out on ketamine, ecstasy, mushrooms and adderall.

may 31, 2025, 2:11 am • 8 0 • view
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SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social

Gotta give him credit for pushing through I suppose.

may 31, 2025, 2:13 am • 2 0 • view
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Lola Granola 🇨🇦 @curlygirllola.bsky.social

🤣😂🤣… smartest guy in the world….🤣😂🤣 You’re a corker!

may 31, 2025, 1:04 am • 0 0 • view
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ImThatHolly @imthatholly.bsky.social

When his best isn't good enough, like at Tesla.

may 30, 2025, 7:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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T Antony 🏳‍🌈 @t-antony.bsky.social

And a suitcase full of drugs. A country in 2025, let a known Nazi with a massive drug problem, an endless history of ethical, personnel, personal problems, decide national and international policy, spending, relations for over a 100 days. This country really is too stupid to survive.

may 31, 2025, 1:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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PacificNorthWexican 🌱 🫘💚🐼 is at #ATmosphereConf @mandertang.bsky.social

Ok- just because he and his mom definitively see him as the smartest man- doesn’t mean we need to be repeating. He is just an uber confident idiot.

may 30, 2025, 11:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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ruthkub.bsky.social @ruthkub.bsky.social

He's a whiny little boy with daddy issues. If I remember right, as a kid he was always looking for approval from his dad and never got it. He's an absent dad with his own kids because he has no idea what he's doing.

may 31, 2025, 2:37 am • 2 0 • view
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PacificNorthWexican 🌱 🫘💚🐼 is at #ATmosphereConf @mandertang.bsky.social

Yup- and the way his parents got together I recall was like “Oh his dad is a super horrible human, ew” but i can’t say I committed much past my reaction to my memory bc i’ve never been a fan.

may 31, 2025, 2:58 am • 1 0 • view
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Radiotsar @radiotsar.bsky.social

Your best Drugs? Yeah, we know.

may 31, 2025, 12:52 am • 1 0 • view
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bepatient.bsky.social @bepatient.bsky.social

In life, it’s not the destination that matters, but the time spent during the journey with your harem of teenage boys.

may 30, 2025, 10:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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smandas @smandas.bsky.social

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may 31, 2025, 6:00 am • 0 0 • view
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sunnyglen.bsky.social @sunnyglen.bsky.social

That was his best? Sad

may 31, 2025, 3:04 am • 0 0 • view
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Samantha @lastbreath811.bsky.social

😏

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may 30, 2025, 11:18 pm • 3 0 • view
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ziggeroonski.bsky.social @ziggeroonski.bsky.social

Miss Congeniality

may 31, 2025, 2:43 am • 0 0 • view
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Luke @deadinside40.bsky.social

He's not the smartest man in the world.

may 31, 2025, 3:43 am • 0 0 • view
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nhboxy.bsky.social @nhboxy.bsky.social

Doubt he did his best. More like the worse.

may 30, 2025, 9:27 pm • 3 0 • view
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blueknight1999.bsky.social @blueknight1999.bsky.social

Did his best? Like NOT talking to data analysts at SSA? Not understanding Cobol or the Database system, but, still making uneducated remarks about something he has zero training in, when the training was there.

may 30, 2025, 8:07 pm • 2 0 • view
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blueknight1999.bsky.social @blueknight1999.bsky.social

I'm shocked he acted Above the Law and the Constitution, and instituted Break-in's at Secure Government Servers, then, his team was responsible for Data Leaks to Russia, and No Investigation Followed.

may 30, 2025, 8:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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ruthkub.bsky.social @ruthkub.bsky.social

There will be investigations. This regime will end and the next administration will have our own version of the Nuremberg Trials. (Or at least we'd better. Otherwise we're going to go through this again in a few decades, if climate change hasn't destroyed us by then of course.)

may 31, 2025, 2:49 am • 1 0 • view
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jamesmalone516.bsky.social @jamesmalone516.bsky.social

“There’s no success like failure and failure’s no success at all”

may 30, 2025, 7:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Like Lasagna @balsagna.bsky.social

The guy legit is trying to make people feel bad for him.

may 30, 2025, 8:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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Lumbering Soul @reallivedadbod.bsky.social

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may 31, 2025, 2:14 am • 27 1 • view
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hornlm.bsky.social @hornlm.bsky.social

What’s he want? A participation ribbon?

may 31, 2025, 4:39 am • 0 0 • view
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hornlm.bsky.social @hornlm.bsky.social

I keep wondering who would trust his Neuralink company after this. Sure, put a chip in my brain.

may 31, 2025, 4:32 am • 2 0 • view
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hornlm.bsky.social @hornlm.bsky.social

Unfortunately that was his best. And a complete failure. He didn’t know “government was so complicated.”

may 31, 2025, 4:30 am • 0 0 • view
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wiz555.bsky.social @wiz555.bsky.social

The world's smartest man, surely you jest.

may 30, 2025, 7:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance @stanzman.bsky.social

Thank God he was drug addled imagine how much damage he could have done if he'd been straight

may 31, 2025, 2:16 am • 7 0 • view
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Adam Sith, or a reasonable facsimile thereof @adamsith.bsky.social

I'm shocked by how much damage they could do

may 31, 2025, 5:36 am • 0 0 • view
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Still Stevas @tcfka-stevas.bsky.social

Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

may 31, 2025, 12:37 am • 2 0 • view
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godhatesyeast @godhatesyeast.bsky.social

shocked SHOCKED

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may 31, 2025, 1:13 am • 2 0 • view
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GenXKaren @genxkaren.bsky.social

😂 You won the internet today with this one. Well done. 💙🤘

may 31, 2025, 1:17 am • 3 0 • view
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Jemma Lee @handle.invalid

He's such a wanker

may 31, 2025, 2:11 am • 9 1 • view
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Bargdaffy @bargdaffy.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/thet...

may 30, 2025, 10:07 pm • 3 0 • view
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E.haynes @ehaynes24.bsky.social

I wish some who interviews him shows the video and asks Ok, what are we looking at there??

jun 5, 2025, 4:10 am • 1 0 • view
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truthinallthings.bsky.social @truthinallthings.bsky.social

But where are the twinks?

may 31, 2025, 4:16 am • 1 0 • view
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Paul Kent @paulkent1.bsky.social

funny - he would never accept that answer from someone who works for him.

may 30, 2025, 9:22 pm • 6 0 • view
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Chliboyko @jchliboyko.bsky.social

Is “my best” a new drug?

may 31, 2025, 3:14 am • 1 0 • view
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atheistoutloud.bsky.social @atheistoutloud.bsky.social

No matter how smart you may be, when you're a junkie there is no consistant pattern to your thinking. Ketamine has screwed up his brain just like herion did for RFK, Jr.

may 31, 2025, 2:28 am • 2 0 • view
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🇨🇦They still call me Mike @10thpoet.bsky.social

Smartest based off of what?

may 31, 2025, 1:39 am • 0 0 • view
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SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social

I don’t know why they didn’t build sarcasm into this app. We had it on Twitter.

may 31, 2025, 1:47 am • 2 0 • view
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🇨🇦They still call me Mike @10thpoet.bsky.social

God I miss shitter.

may 31, 2025, 3:04 am • 0 0 • view
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ruthkub.bsky.social @ruthkub.bsky.social

He used to have a reputation as a tech genius, until he bought twitter and showed the world that he's a Fascist eugenicist moron who used daddy's money to buy tech companies out from under their founders.

may 31, 2025, 2:34 am • 3 0 • view
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🇨🇦They still call me Mike @10thpoet.bsky.social

It was quite ridiculous how long that lie lasted

may 31, 2025, 3:05 am • 1 0 • view
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skythinker.bsky.social @skythinker.bsky.social

tech twinks got me

may 31, 2025, 12:39 am • 3 0 • view
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darsky2025.bsky.social @darsky2025.bsky.social

His “best.” Loser.

may 30, 2025, 11:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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PolkSalad @polksalad.bsky.social

I thought he was just the richest & greediest man in the world. His “smarts” escape me.

may 30, 2025, 9:47 pm • 6 0 • view
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ruthkub.bsky.social @ruthkub.bsky.social

There are theories that he's on the autism spectrum, but it's entirely possible that's been confused for brain rot from his drug use. Not to mention the daddy issues like Krasnov.

may 31, 2025, 2:40 am • 3 0 • view
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glen2.bsky.social @glen2.bsky.social

Did your best.... to plunder America and exploit for personal gain.

may 31, 2025, 1:11 am • 2 0 • view
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Barstool @bltotes.bsky.social

“Killed a lot of black and brown babies.”

may 30, 2025, 12:06 pm • 3 0 • view
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jaaaaay34.bsky.social @jaaaaay34.bsky.social

He could if he were somehow…liquidated

may 31, 2025, 5:31 am • 0 0 • view
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Jeff @jeffandisemart.bsky.social

“smartest man in the world” is generous. Luckiest, grifting would be better.

may 31, 2025, 3:13 am • 3 0 • view
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Ari Roy @arijithsinha.bsky.social

More like Outraged?

may 30, 2025, 11:02 am • 1 0 • view
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solitarycat.bsky.social @solitarycat.bsky.social

Ahh... but he's NOT the smartest guy in the world.... the Orange Guy is!

may 31, 2025, 12:48 am • 0 0 • view
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gardengal2.bsky.social @gardengal2.bsky.social

Cause he is NOT the smartest.

may 31, 2025, 2:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Brian Tripodina @briantripodina.bsky.social

he's a pure scumbag druggie. Only Republicans would think this would be beneficial. LOL, just kidding Republicans intentionally destroy government and complain it doesn’t work

may 31, 2025, 12:46 am • 5 0 • view
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hiramhaus @hiramhaus.bsky.social

If that’s his best then Space X and Tesla should run for the hills

may 30, 2025, 8:43 pm • 10 0 • view
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Smash Factor @asht0070.bsky.social

When will the stock market realize that he's a Fraud???

may 30, 2025, 9:02 pm • 7 0 • view
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ruthkub.bsky.social @ruthkub.bsky.social

Tesla is about to go bankrupt, probably SpaceX not long afterward. Once Tesla's stock valuation goes below a certain level the loans for his purchase of twitter will be called in, and then he's in real trouble. His wealth is mostly on paper and it's rapidly disappearing.

may 31, 2025, 2:43 am • 3 0 • view
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hiramhaus @hiramhaus.bsky.social

I’m so waiting to not pick him up when he’s hitchhiking.

may 31, 2025, 4:50 am • 1 0 • view
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thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social @thehamsterwrangler.bsky.social

If that was his best you can’t let him anywhere near your ATC systems. Or is it too late?

may 30, 2025, 8:14 pm • 3 0 • view
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ruthkub.bsky.social @ruthkub.bsky.social

The next democratic administration is going to have a hell of a time fixing what he and his Nazi Youth Brigade broke. They've fucked around, and they're going to find out when our version of the Nuremberg Trials finally comes.

may 31, 2025, 2:45 am • 0 0 • view
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bigfatbastard.bsky.social @bigfatbastard.bsky.social

As a movie character once said, "A man has to know his limitations." & Elon yours are much lower than you think they are...

may 31, 2025, 3:55 am • 0 0 • view
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gettingouttadodge.bsky.social @gettingouttadodge.bsky.social

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH If that was his best, in any corporation in this country he would've been fired and send packing based on his lack of any demonstrable results. Instead, he gets a Trump send-off from the Oval.

may 31, 2025, 12:51 am • 0 0 • view
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smcb24.bsky.social @smcb24.bsky.social

If that had been my best I would have been fired...oh, wait.....

may 31, 2025, 4:15 am • 0 0 • view
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tokrah.bsky.social @tokrah.bsky.social

He has measured and found wanting.

may 31, 2025, 5:02 am • 0 0 • view
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Doc Felladay The Bonkball Fury @docfelladay.bsky.social

His best was fucking terrible.

may 31, 2025, 12:15 am • 0 0 • view
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Dan in Denver @dan-in-denver.bsky.social

Tech twinks. Love it. You should copyright that.

may 31, 2025, 3:07 am • 0 0 • view
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Terracotta Pie @terracottapie.bsky.social

His best stinks

may 31, 2025, 5:27 am • 0 0 • view
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Grievous "Bodily" Harmsworth @mach101010.bsky.social

By all means try again--but this time triple the dose of Ketamine

may 30, 2025, 6:40 pm • 3 0 • view
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dublinrich.bsky.social @dublinrich.bsky.social

Fuck off you fucking scum

may 31, 2025, 4:30 am • 0 0 • view
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SOTUS @steamboatusa.bsky.social

…?

may 31, 2025, 1:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Some people call me El @notlookinganymore.bsky.social

When your best sucks because you are whoa fully uninformed outside your first world privileged life/ bye

may 31, 2025, 2:12 am • 1 0 • view
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Predictor Holly 🇵🇸🍉✊ @predictorholly.bsky.social

He needed more ketamine. Apparently.

may 30, 2025, 9:07 pm • 6 0 • view
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The Chrome Onion @thechromeonion.bsky.social

friedman.house.gov/media/press-...

may 31, 2025, 3:44 am • 0 1 • view
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Roamer85 @roamer85.bsky.social

The douche who says empathy is a sign of weakness wants us to feel bad for him

may 30, 2025, 8:44 pm • 24 2 • view
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ruthkub.bsky.social @ruthkub.bsky.social

That comment was a clear sign that he's a sociopath. In reality empathy is the foundation of civilization.

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Roamer85 @roamer85.bsky.social

Yup

may 31, 2025, 12:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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ruthkub.bsky.social @ruthkub.bsky.social

He got what he wanted. Investigations into himself/his companies stopped, backdoors into government computers and a TON of data about us that he can mine for profit. Just like Krasnov only ran for president again to stop the criminal cases against him.

may 31, 2025, 2:32 am • 2 1 • view
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Nevyn @skobeloff.bsky.social

I am guessing he was successful in getting what he wanted.

may 30, 2025, 11:14 pm • 7 0 • view
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Dan @dantheman02.bsky.social

Tax breaks & govt. contracts up the ass was all he really wanted... tech twinks be damned.

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Nevyn @skobeloff.bsky.social

Access to government information.

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E.haynes @ehaynes24.bsky.social

Access to OUR information & to what end?

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omar-matthys34.bsky.social @omar-matthys34.bsky.social

He means, “I had my grubby, greedy fingers in the federal cookie jar and the American people slapped me for it.”

may 31, 2025, 4:28 am • 0 0 • view
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Scott Grigsby @scottgrigsby.bsky.social

"Smartest man in the world..." I read that while drinking coffee, nearly choked to death. Smartest man my butt.....

may 31, 2025, 5:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Miksa Meeks @beenthruthewars.bsky.social

He sure as Hell cured all of his problems. No more lawsuits. into his shifty ass fraudulent grifting. He's gained access to every fed database & stole billions by destroying est. programs. Soon his S. African farmer pals will have all the farmland they can buy when American farmers go bankrupt.

may 31, 2025, 2:41 am • 4 0 • view
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ruthkub.bsky.social @ruthkub.bsky.social

Once we get to our Nuremberg Trials he needs to be denaturalized, prosecuted and deported, along with his buddy Thiel.

may 31, 2025, 2:53 am • 3 0 • view
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Miksa Meeks @beenthruthewars.bsky.social

Word.

may 31, 2025, 3:26 am • 1 0 • view
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itsabughunt.bsky.social @itsabughunt.bsky.social

Jfc

may 30, 2025, 9:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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disgruntledxx.bsky.social @disgruntledxx.bsky.social

What a Stupid Man. Elon Musk thought the US Government services could be solved by the same draconian actions he took at Twitter.

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Me @usernamedme.bsky.social

We're so happy to go on now knowing there's unstoppable waste fraud and abuse of hard earned taxpayer money. Hooray for happy taxpayers!

may 31, 2025, 5:12 am • 0 0 • view