I, for one, am shocked that someone tripping on ketamine could have designed a classy looking vehicle like the cybertruck.
I, for one, am shocked that someone tripping on ketamine could have designed a classy looking vehicle like the cybertruck.
Did his best to do his worst
He wasn’t trying to cure anything and didn’t understand a damn thing about the government. I wouldn’t let him mow my lawn
To be fair, though, that probably was his best.
He “Did his best” to burn it all to the ground. TBD
He needs to change that tweet to say “Did my worst.”
“…Did my best”—While completely gacked-out on ketamine, ecstasy, mushrooms and adderall.
Gotta give him credit for pushing through I suppose.
🤣😂🤣… smartest guy in the world….🤣😂🤣 You’re a corker!
When his best isn't good enough, like at Tesla.
And a suitcase full of drugs. A country in 2025, let a known Nazi with a massive drug problem, an endless history of ethical, personnel, personal problems, decide national and international policy, spending, relations for over a 100 days. This country really is too stupid to survive.
Ok- just because he and his mom definitively see him as the smartest man- doesn’t mean we need to be repeating. He is just an uber confident idiot.
He's a whiny little boy with daddy issues. If I remember right, as a kid he was always looking for approval from his dad and never got it. He's an absent dad with his own kids because he has no idea what he's doing.
Yup- and the way his parents got together I recall was like “Oh his dad is a super horrible human, ew” but i can’t say I committed much past my reaction to my memory bc i’ve never been a fan.
Your best Drugs? Yeah, we know.
In life, it’s not the destination that matters, but the time spent during the journey with your harem of teenage boys.
That was his best? Sad
Miss Congeniality
He's not the smartest man in the world.
Doubt he did his best. More like the worse.
Did his best? Like NOT talking to data analysts at SSA? Not understanding Cobol or the Database system, but, still making uneducated remarks about something he has zero training in, when the training was there.
I'm shocked he acted Above the Law and the Constitution, and instituted Break-in's at Secure Government Servers, then, his team was responsible for Data Leaks to Russia, and No Investigation Followed.
There will be investigations. This regime will end and the next administration will have our own version of the Nuremberg Trials. (Or at least we'd better. Otherwise we're going to go through this again in a few decades, if climate change hasn't destroyed us by then of course.)
“There’s no success like failure and failure’s no success at all”
The guy legit is trying to make people feel bad for him.
What’s he want? A participation ribbon?
I keep wondering who would trust his Neuralink company after this. Sure, put a chip in my brain.
Unfortunately that was his best. And a complete failure. He didn’t know “government was so complicated.”
The world's smartest man, surely you jest.
Thank God he was drug addled imagine how much damage he could have done if he'd been straight
I'm shocked by how much damage they could do
Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
😂 You won the internet today with this one. Well done. 💙🤘
He's such a wanker
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I wish some who interviews him shows the video and asks Ok, what are we looking at there??
But where are the twinks?
funny - he would never accept that answer from someone who works for him.
Is “my best” a new drug?
No matter how smart you may be, when you're a junkie there is no consistant pattern to your thinking. Ketamine has screwed up his brain just like herion did for RFK, Jr.
Smartest based off of what?
I don’t know why they didn’t build sarcasm into this app. We had it on Twitter.
God I miss shitter.
He used to have a reputation as a tech genius, until he bought twitter and showed the world that he's a Fascist eugenicist moron who used daddy's money to buy tech companies out from under their founders.
It was quite ridiculous how long that lie lasted
tech twinks got me
His “best.” Loser.
I thought he was just the richest & greediest man in the world. His “smarts” escape me.
There are theories that he's on the autism spectrum, but it's entirely possible that's been confused for brain rot from his drug use. Not to mention the daddy issues like Krasnov.
Did your best.... to plunder America and exploit for personal gain.
“Killed a lot of black and brown babies.”
He could if he were somehow…liquidated
“smartest man in the world” is generous. Luckiest, grifting would be better.
More like Outraged?
Ahh... but he's NOT the smartest guy in the world.... the Orange Guy is!
Cause he is NOT the smartest.
he's a pure scumbag druggie. Only Republicans would think this would be beneficial. LOL, just kidding Republicans intentionally destroy government and complain it doesn’t work
If that’s his best then Space X and Tesla should run for the hills
When will the stock market realize that he's a Fraud???
Tesla is about to go bankrupt, probably SpaceX not long afterward. Once Tesla's stock valuation goes below a certain level the loans for his purchase of twitter will be called in, and then he's in real trouble. His wealth is mostly on paper and it's rapidly disappearing.
I’m so waiting to not pick him up when he’s hitchhiking.
If that was his best you can’t let him anywhere near your ATC systems. Or is it too late?
The next democratic administration is going to have a hell of a time fixing what he and his Nazi Youth Brigade broke. They've fucked around, and they're going to find out when our version of the Nuremberg Trials finally comes.
As a movie character once said, "A man has to know his limitations." & Elon yours are much lower than you think they are...
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH If that was his best, in any corporation in this country he would've been fired and send packing based on his lack of any demonstrable results. Instead, he gets a Trump send-off from the Oval.
If that had been my best I would have been fired...oh, wait.....
He has measured and found wanting.
His best was fucking terrible.
Tech twinks. Love it. You should copyright that.
His best stinks
By all means try again--but this time triple the dose of Ketamine
Fuck off you fucking scum
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When your best sucks because you are whoa fully uninformed outside your first world privileged life/ bye
He needed more ketamine. Apparently.
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The douche who says empathy is a sign of weakness wants us to feel bad for him
That comment was a clear sign that he's a sociopath. In reality empathy is the foundation of civilization.
Yup
He got what he wanted. Investigations into himself/his companies stopped, backdoors into government computers and a TON of data about us that he can mine for profit. Just like Krasnov only ran for president again to stop the criminal cases against him.
I am guessing he was successful in getting what he wanted.
Tax breaks & govt. contracts up the ass was all he really wanted... tech twinks be damned.
Access to government information.
Access to OUR information & to what end?
He means, “I had my grubby, greedy fingers in the federal cookie jar and the American people slapped me for it.”
"Smartest man in the world..." I read that while drinking coffee, nearly choked to death. Smartest man my butt.....
He sure as Hell cured all of his problems. No more lawsuits. into his shifty ass fraudulent grifting. He's gained access to every fed database & stole billions by destroying est. programs. Soon his S. African farmer pals will have all the farmland they can buy when American farmers go bankrupt.
Once we get to our Nuremberg Trials he needs to be denaturalized, prosecuted and deported, along with his buddy Thiel.
Word.
Jfc
What a Stupid Man. Elon Musk thought the US Government services could be solved by the same draconian actions he took at Twitter.
We're so happy to go on now knowing there's unstoppable waste fraud and abuse of hard earned taxpayer money. Hooray for happy taxpayers!