A man just boarded my flight in a hot dog costume. I cannot believe I wore a suit. I feel like such a fuckin’ MORON. Wish I knew we were doing costumes.
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😂
aug 14, 2025, 9:07 pm • 1 0 • view
If you are the only one in a suit, you are the one in costume.
aug 14, 2025, 6:16 pm • 0 0 • view
I was not. But I did feel left out.
aug 14, 2025, 6:21 pm • 1 0 • view
He actually tried to get on the plane for 3 days before making it - the sniffer dogs wouldn't leave him alone.
aug 14, 2025, 7:45 pm • 5 0 • view
Be comfortable. Is a suit comfortable?
aug 14, 2025, 7:18 pm • 0 0 • view
No less than a hotdog costume anyhow. I was coming straight from an interview to the airport so I was not in a position to change, I am not normally a suit (or costume) on planes guy.
aug 14, 2025, 7:47 pm • 0 0 • view
That's fine if you're cool with it but I need to be comfortable on a plane.
aug 14, 2025, 11:14 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣
aug 14, 2025, 8:13 pm • 1 0 • view
Aren’t flights now default rocky horror picture parties?
aug 14, 2025, 5:11 pm • 1 0 • view
How did he sit? Was his tray table able to fold down or did his sausage and buns get in the way? I always wear a blazer when flying. I cannot fathom not treating flying through the sky as something worthy of decorum.
aug 14, 2025, 2:36 am • 7 0 • view
aug 14, 2025, 9:13 pm • 1 0 • view
Don't you just HATE it when your sausage and buns get in the way? I mean, I don't have a sausage, but I know plenty that complain about this problem all the time.
aug 14, 2025, 3:27 pm • 2 0 • view
😂
aug 15, 2025, 1:49 am • 1 0 • view
...and the mustard all over the tray table!
aug 14, 2025, 7:48 pm • 2 0 • view
Could have really freaked them out wearing either an angel or devil costume....
aug 14, 2025, 6:18 pm • 1 0 • view
My mom told me a story about boarding a plane in late 1960s Spain behind a guy carrying an elephant gun shoved into a golf bag, so there's that mental image for you
aug 14, 2025, 9:13 pm • 2 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
aug 14, 2025, 5:32 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 14, 2025, 6:18 pm • 13 0 • view
Came here to make this reference.
aug 14, 2025, 8:40 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣
aug 14, 2025, 7:45 pm • 1 0 • view
He's gonna find whoever did this.
aug 14, 2025, 3:53 pm • 1 0 • view
No pictures??
aug 14, 2025, 7:10 pm • 0 0 • view
We're always doing costumes!
aug 14, 2025, 3:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Where is Matt…
aug 14, 2025, 1:00 am • 2 0 • view
Spoiler alert: your suit is a costume too and it looks just as foolish if you really think about it.
aug 14, 2025, 4:00 pm • 2 0 • view
Too bad you missed my flight back from Star Trek Las Vegas...
aug 14, 2025, 1:05 am • 6 0 • view
You still have the return flight to impress us….. ✈️ 🌭
aug 14, 2025, 12:59 am • 5 0 • view
Might be the best news of the day!
aug 14, 2025, 5:32 pm • 1 0 • view