XBOX - logo is a x in a ball - not an actual 'box' more of a service/religion at present PLAYSTATION - not a network rail managed station - 'play' implies games of which theres very few DREAMCAST - ah now we are talking - it sure casted them - 10/10 no objections
PlayStation has games. They even have the only three XBOX games anyone has ever bought Halo, Tony Hawk Pro Skater and GTA V
GAMECUBE -You absolutely put games inside of a cube -dang wow
Don't forget the handy dandy carrying handle
dreamcast always manages to remind me of that one fishman game, it's like if I chant it's name it'll appear.
Wii - The sound your controller makes when you throw it - Not the sound you make when you throw your controller
super nes: - pretty great, actually. - nes(s) from earthbound is there hell yeah
STEAM Well, Valve kinda is in hot water, so 10/10, for all your censorship needs there's Mastercard?
Laughs in PC
NINTENDO 64 -Is a Nintendo -there are not 64 of them
SWITCH - it does that
FAMICOM - some games are not for the entire family - not a computer
SWITCH -Requires frequent switching out of joycons due to drift. -Is a product, service, and religion
SWITCH - Nintendo suddenly changed Switch1’s advertising from cool gaming to how much your little sister liked to play Animal Crossing.
Nintendo - Nine Inch Nails - Ten out of ten - Do, you do be playing on it
my friends kids call it the "egg bonk". i am telling you this so you can also enjoy that benign little mind virus
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A train station is where trains stop. A bus station is where buses stop. This is a PlayStation.
GAMECUBE - game - cube - what more could you ask for?
Dreamcast. Just saying it/reading it/seeing one/thinking of one is a reminder of better days for all humans on this miserable rock.
ATARI JAGUAR - Named after a violent predator - Completely insane controller - Uh
Atari 2600 - Atari logo on front - 4 switches on it, not 2596 more - 1 buttons on controller
Dreamcast is accurate b/c Seaman.
SATURN - no rings - false advertising
It was clearly supposed to be an urn you sat on
The Sonic games had rings, checkmate
So like can the planet run sonic games then?
There were no sonic games on Saturn, that’s why it wasn’t successful, they didn’t make any new games with their own fuggin mascot, just rereleases
NINTENDO 64 - not nintendo's 64th console, the absolute liars
**gives Atari side-eye**
I have renewed sense of loss as Dreamcast is called into remembrance and the thoughts of Power Stone play out like a forgotten montage to joy.
Play Typing of the Dead today!
Switch -gen x'er here. Better than the switches we had in my day.