Cops and Major League hitters: the only professions where failing 70% of the time makes you one of the greats.
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-become cop -solve 24% of the crimes you are involved in investigating over a 26 year career -0% clearance rate for crimes against people in vulnerable groups -shoot 14 dogs -die of a covid induced heart attack on the clock after refusing vaccine -local parade funeral in your honor
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-people notice sense of relief on wife and kids' faces at funeral
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- while also noticing that she's crying on the shoulder of your fireman neighbor
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