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Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app

Is a Christian BBL when the pastor pays for it, or something else? (This is an unserious question. Unserious answers only.)

jul 21, 2025, 11:18 pm • 12 4

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lisa @itsonlylisa.bsky.social

Idk about all that but I know what happens as a result of the BBL:

Lord split me open
jul 21, 2025, 11:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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ArnicaxRoss @arnicaxross.bsky.social

A Christian BBL is when they make the butt so fat your arms can't reach the cross arms. Saved. Twice

jul 22, 2025, 5:59 am • 0 0 • view
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Atila 🧡 @atilacore.bsky.social

The surgeon just lays hands for an hour as kirk franklin plays for the nurses

jul 21, 2025, 11:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lady “What Fresh Hell Is This?” @nakiajpnw.bsky.social

I think it’s when 10% of the BBL goes to the pastor’s side person.

jul 21, 2025, 11:24 pm • 4 0 • view
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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social

It’s when the remaining hair is in the shape of a crucifix.

jul 21, 2025, 11:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social

Pretty sure it's when you're "booty blessed"

jul 21, 2025, 11:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nyasha Junior @nyashajunior.bsky.social

When the injections include holy oil.

jul 21, 2025, 11:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kingsley’s Mum @arfritus.bsky.social

He prays on it.

jul 22, 2025, 3:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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ReturnOfTheMac @philosmonstrum.bsky.social

The silicone is replaced with holy water

jul 21, 2025, 11:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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E #StillMasking @ej5049a.bsky.social

Is there a 3rd cheek to complete the trinity?

jul 21, 2025, 11:27 pm • 1 0 • view