Fox News host Jesse Watters: The fact that Canadians don't want us to take them over makes me want to invade. I want to quench my imperialist thirst. We live in the absolute dumbest time in American history
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Disgusting
jan 8, 2025, 7:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Jesse waters is that kid in high school that couldn't figure out how in the world girls wanted to hang out with athletes and cool kids instead of him after he told them about his country club and pool every single day
jan 8, 2025, 7:54 pm • 1 0 • view
When Tucker was fired, I thought he was a uniquely stupid and dangerous person. Thought, surely they would be hard pressed to find anyone stupider or dangerouser than TC... NOPE!! I was so wrong.
jan 8, 2025, 10:45 pm • 2 0 • view
Jesse is just a holler monkeys asshole.
jan 8, 2025, 5:15 pm • 2 0 • view
Delstone jr totally exposes why VP Trump & his minions wants Canada‼️🫣🫢😳 www.tiktok.com/@delstonejr/...
jan 9, 2025, 8:46 am • 8 3 • view
This totally makes sense why he wants to get his greedy paws🐾on the lands but what is confusing is that Canada & Greenland are America’s ALLIES any resources Canada & Greenland has is accessible to us 🤷♀️ so why “force” to take it ⁉️is it about control & selfishness⁉️or is it for Putin as many suspect🤔⁉️
jan 9, 2025, 9:00 am • 4 0 • view
Well, Jesse, join the army and suit up for war.
jan 8, 2025, 5:35 pm • 24 0 • view
Unfortunately it won't be possible for him to do so. Bone spurs, 'ya know.
jan 8, 2025, 5:49 pm • 14 0 • view
This dude is very stupid. He's got Maggot all in his mouth. He's already quenched his thirst.
jan 8, 2025, 7:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Our water bombers are helping them now We often send our firefighters to help US We saved their sorry unregulated arses by taking in and selling their dairy excess Don't forget 9/11 and Gander Ken Taylor & John Sheardown Our joint operations overseas Ungrateful and crass of them!
jan 8, 2025, 6:07 pm • 64 2 • view
Believe me that closeted little POS doesn't speak for most of us.
jan 9, 2025, 8:11 pm • 1 0 • view
We're not all crazy, really! Some of us kind of wish Canada would take us over. Anything to get away from the Orange Idiot. Pray for us for the next 4 years, please 🙏
jan 8, 2025, 6:49 pm • 3 0 • view
I'm praying its only 4 years....
jan 8, 2025, 7:13 pm • 2 0 • view
Them is our dumbass incoming felon of a pretender president. If we invade Canada I'll fight for Canada.
jan 8, 2025, 6:25 pm • 54 2 • view
Thank You I love you!
jan 8, 2025, 6:27 pm • 5 0 • view
No sane American thinks we should invade Canada, and no sane Canadian wants to give up their healthcare.
jan 8, 2025, 6:29 pm • 48 0 • view
This is so true!
jan 8, 2025, 6:31 pm • 5 0 • view
You forgot ignorant
jan 11, 2025, 11:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Disgusting asshole.
jan 8, 2025, 10:51 pm • 10 0 • view
@jessewatters.bsky.social is a loudmouth ignorant c#nt. As a sovereign nation, we don't 'take over' other countries. We don't NEED Greenland, Canada, Panama and don't need MARS. We need to fix our broken, divided country with the pressing challenges of poverty, homelessness, and mental health.
jan 8, 2025, 10:14 pm • 87 12 • view
This!💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
jan 9, 2025, 7:57 am • 1 0 • view
Yesssss 🙌
jan 9, 2025, 12:14 am • 0 0 • view
Well said and he is don oldcunt
jan 9, 2025, 7:12 pm • 1 0 • view
Would love to see mummy’s boy in battle fatigues
jan 8, 2025, 10:43 pm • 20 2 • view
I'd prefer to see him in full-body traction...
jan 8, 2025, 11:13 pm • 14 2 • view
(I think the handle belongs to a parody account)
jan 8, 2025, 10:33 pm • 1 0 • view
Woops!
jan 8, 2025, 10:35 pm • 1 0 • view
C'mon up @jessewatters.bsky.social , there's a few Canadians that would like to meet you.
jan 9, 2025, 12:10 am • 1 0 • view
Watters thinks everyone wants to be American. Ha! The USA will be even more of a global joke 4 years from now and Americans hated every where they visit.
jan 9, 2025, 1:53 am • 1 0 • view
Try 4 months from now.
jan 9, 2025, 4:43 am • 0 0 • view
This guy is a complete and utter twat. Canada ain’t goin anywhere. Nor are we joining anyone.
jan 8, 2025, 8:50 pm • 2 0 • view
To all Canadians: if you won’t join us, can we at least borrow you for one election? If we add the 54 electoral votes you would give us, no republican would win the WH next time….please? It’s a win win
jan 8, 2025, 6:44 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s always the guys that never served and grew up with everything served to them on a silver platter that want to “conquer.” I feel so bad for his mother.
jan 8, 2025, 6:41 pm • 17 0 • view
I don’t feel bad for her at all. She raised this cretinous MF’er after all! But Watters is one of the most disturbingly unintelligent and ignorant MF’ers that Faux propaganda has on. That’s saying something considering they’ve had Fucker Carlson, O’Riley, and other completely forgettable assholes on
jan 11, 2025, 7:37 pm • 1 0 • view
💯
jan 8, 2025, 7:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Mom should have done the right thing and swallowed...
jan 11, 2025, 4:43 pm • 1 0 • view
Jesse watters, has not even 1 redeeming quality🤮
jan 11, 2025, 4:45 pm • 3 0 • view
Are there no guns in Trump Dump?
jan 8, 2025, 5:54 pm • 2 0 • view
Come get ktfo then. He’ll be the first to die.
jan 8, 2025, 7:47 pm • 1 0 • view
Trump is insane. He want war in North America
jan 8, 2025, 8:10 pm • 1 0 • view
I watched him interview Doug Ford. HE'S A TRUE POS!!!! "insulted because Canadians dont want to be Americans" what a moron.
jan 8, 2025, 8:39 pm • 1 0 • view
Fox really needs to remove "News" from their name. ... it's just right-wing entertainment Kool-aid. All opinions. All manufactured narrative. No facts.
jan 8, 2025, 11:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Somebody needs to fill his mouth full of used condoms.
jan 8, 2025, 5:43 pm • 3 0 • view
At the gym last night, he was on the screen spewing some amazing BS. I'm really kinda surprised he hasn't had someone just randomly punch him in the face. File under: Paradox of Tolerance.
jan 8, 2025, 7:32 pm • 0 0 • view
This shit is getting out of control. I don't see how we get through the next 4 years without more wars
jan 8, 2025, 6:10 pm • 2 0 • view
Is he just really thick, dumb af ? Do people actually think this is a possibility 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bless them
jan 9, 2025, 10:34 am • 1 0 • view
This guys is really staring to irritate me… this is not journalism…
jan 9, 2025, 3:54 am • 0 0 • view
Watters is vienna as he can be
jan 8, 2025, 11:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Said the sexual assaulter…
jan 8, 2025, 8:08 pm • 1 0 • view
Jesse I think you should be the first volunteer to go fight. Good luck, their women’s hockey team is ready to kick your ass too. 🇨🇦
jan 15, 2025, 6:18 pm • 2 0 • view
The more I see him talk the more I wonder "Isn't it great that Fox is willing to give Disabled people jobs?"
jan 9, 2025, 12:04 am • 2 0 • view
The same people laughed with Trump when he attacked Liz Cheney, being a war monger. youtu.be/osTWrqfRRQk?...
jan 8, 2025, 7:20 pm • 1 0 • view
The ONLY reason this is at all being talked about is because of your blow hard insane president elect. If it weren’t for his imperialistic ideas and his insatiable ego’s need to be remembered, NO ONE would be talking about this.
jan 8, 2025, 8:26 pm • 0 0 • view
“Fox Fables” hires only the best. It must be so since 16 of their employees have been appointed to cabinet positions for which they have ZERO qualifications or experience. The term merit is a fable too but Fox Fables missed that story.
jan 9, 2025, 12:49 am • 0 0 • view
jan 8, 2025, 6:21 pm • 80 14 • view
He loves tiny mushrooms
jan 9, 2025, 7:16 pm • 1 0 • view
When Elonia lets me, JD is done and trumpy dumpy grinds on a cheeseburger
jan 8, 2025, 10:04 pm • 5 1 • view
🍄💋
jan 8, 2025, 9:07 pm • 2 0 • view
That’s true. Read it on Facebook
jan 9, 2025, 1:32 am • 0 0 • view
OMG! I love this! I’m posting to Twitter and tagging him and Fox.
jan 8, 2025, 7:22 pm • 14 0 • view
Please do. He’s a fucking MAGA moron with a face only a fist could love. 👊🇨🇦👍
jan 8, 2025, 7:53 pm • 20 0 • view
You know it’s bad when your mother went on your show telling you that she disagrees with the things that you do and say. She literally did a public loving intervention because their personal interactions weren’t motivating enough for him, and he still kept doing what he does. And continues to do.
jan 19, 2025, 1:43 am • 2 0 • view
I hate these memes because all I can ever think about is how bad Trump must smell.
jan 8, 2025, 10:13 pm • 1 0 • view
jan 8, 2025, 10:21 pm • 1 0 • view
The least manly man in maga, how this scrawny smarmy sob could be considered a man is beyond me. And what's with all the over botoxed scary looking hags on fox. Ugly on the outside and the inside, the lot of them.😳
jan 8, 2025, 7:43 pm • 2 0 • view
Is there anything more pathetic and repulsive than a sad, bad, maga trad? ‘Women’ who lick the ‘tiny feet’ of the patriarchy so they can glory in harming real women with brains& souls. All to have a shorter shiny leash to their ‘master’
jan 8, 2025, 11:27 pm • 2 0 • view
Yes so very 😞 sad!
jan 11, 2025, 5:27 pm • 0 0 • view
jan 8, 2025, 5:39 pm • 309 30 • view
New York thanks you for including us!
jan 8, 2025, 6:29 pm • 3 0 • view
Canada it is I guess. Better than this Feckardia
jan 8, 2025, 6:48 pm • 1 0 • view
I'll take it.
jan 9, 2025, 12:57 am • 1 0 • view
Does Old Mexico get New Mexico back in this scenario?
mar 29, 2025, 11:39 pm • 1 0 • view
Thank gawd I won't have to move!
jan 8, 2025, 10:26 pm • 1 0 • view
I would love to live in Canada, but with decent weather.
jan 8, 2025, 7:12 pm • 3 0 • view
The weather is perfect. It's subpar clothing lol
jan 8, 2025, 7:17 pm • 0 0 • view
I can never get the right balance of clothing when I'm cold. If I put on a scrap too much then I start to sweat, making me cold again. Winter is just 3 months of trying to balance that to wear to be comfortable with avoiding sweatiness that will make me cold again.
jan 8, 2025, 7:23 pm • 1 0 • view
No! Don’t leave me here. 😭
jan 8, 2025, 7:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Please amend the map as necessary 😎🇨🇦👍
jan 8, 2025, 7:55 pm • 1 0 • view
Can we offer them some of Alberta in exchange? 😀
jan 8, 2025, 7:23 pm • 2 0 • view
We’ll keep Alberta, and deport all the MAGA wannabe morons there to mar-a-lardo. 😎🇨🇦👍
jan 8, 2025, 7:51 pm • 3 2 • view
They are called Diagolon in Canada. Ask Poilievre about them. He'll deny knowing who they are.
jan 8, 2025, 7:56 pm • 1 0 • view
jan 8, 2025, 8:00 pm • 0 0 • view
I like that option. Let's do this. Send it to Fox News and Jesse Watters.
jan 8, 2025, 8:13 pm • 1 1 • view
I like that option. I'm a Washingtonian
jan 9, 2025, 7:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Please don’t forget us in Maryland and DC. They incel scum can have Oklahoma and dirty texas and brain dead Flori- duh
jan 8, 2025, 10:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Amend the map as necessary future Canadian 😎🇨🇦👍
jan 8, 2025, 10:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Thankfully my partner has dual citizenship with Greece, as will our kids, tho they will stay and fight for now. I’m an OB doc, so I can tell you the women of Bmore dare the maga incels to Take us on.
jan 8, 2025, 10:33 pm • 2 0 • view
How can you incorporate Colorado in this?
jan 8, 2025, 11:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Yes please!!! I’m in Maine and would be happy to fly a maple leaf 🇨🇦
jan 11, 2025, 5:19 pm • 8 0 • view
Asking kindly, a little further down the east coast. Add VA and NC, please. Jeff Jackson, AG adds tremendous value to the beg.
jan 11, 2025, 8:50 pm • 5 0 • view
Please amend the map as necessary future Canadian 😎🇨🇦👍
jan 11, 2025, 8:56 pm • 3 0 • view
I'm in Pennsylvania and my kids live in Indiana. Could we drop the border just a little more? I'd be happy to learn the words to Oh, Canada.
jan 11, 2025, 7:05 pm • 4 0 • view
Please amend the border as necessary future Canadian 😎🇨🇦👍
jan 11, 2025, 7:08 pm • 3 0 • view
Ya left New Hampshire in the good part. Let em sit there surrounded.
jan 8, 2025, 7:16 pm • 1 0 • view
As a native born Californian. Yes, I am OK with this
jan 9, 2025, 3:34 am • 2 0 • view
I’m a Californian who honeymooned in Canada (Newfoundland), and I approve this message! 👍
jan 8, 2025, 7:18 pm • 2 0 • view
Are you placing Las Vegas in or out of the New Canada? I vote we go with California. That's where we get most of our tourism.
jan 9, 2025, 1:02 am • 2 0 • view
Please add Hawaii to that map :-)
jan 8, 2025, 5:53 pm • 61 2 • view
Oh ya we need to be able to go some where warm like Hawaii!
jan 8, 2025, 10:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Ooh, we'd LOVE to have you.
jan 8, 2025, 6:24 pm • 2 0 • view
Please add Colorado
jan 8, 2025, 6:43 pm • 2 0 • view
Ok, done! 😀
jan 8, 2025, 8:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Why not independence?
jan 8, 2025, 6:24 pm • 12 0 • view
I don’t think Hawaii can economically survive on its own anymore. I’m sure that people can figure out some options to make it work, but it would be a very rough go that I don’t think most Hawaiian’s want to deal with. I might be wrong or missing information, but that’s my take on it.
jan 8, 2025, 7:31 pm • 5 0 • view
That’s very unfortunate if true. We’ve taken advantage of their people. The Hawaiian kingdom was very wealthy prior to colonization.
jan 8, 2025, 7:42 pm • 7 0 • view
And we were the most literate nation in the world. I could go on and on.
jan 8, 2025, 8:15 pm • 11 0 • view
And Illinois
jan 8, 2025, 7:30 pm • 2 0 • view
Perfect! Now I just need to move out of Utah. Wish Utah was more of a blue state. 😒 It's so gorgeous here.
jan 8, 2025, 6:19 pm • 2 0 • view
Please add sad, surrounded by MAGA New Mexico.
jan 9, 2025, 8:14 pm • 2 0 • view
With Colorado.
jan 9, 2025, 9:58 pm • 3 0 • view
Hahahaha I love it
jan 8, 2025, 6:21 pm • 1 0 • view
California would welcome you with open arms. Also, canada would probably shoot up to the number 1 economy in the world with California added to it 😁
jan 8, 2025, 9:51 pm • 1 0 • view
I’d be on board
jan 8, 2025, 8:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Is it just me or is this a mirror flip of America?
jan 8, 2025, 10:01 pm • 0 0 • view
jan 9, 2025, 4:59 am • 0 0 • view
Canada will never be a state, and trump will never be the premier of our 11th province 😎🇨🇦
jan 9, 2025, 6:43 am • 2 1 • view
Don't give them Illinois.
jan 9, 2025, 5:45 am • 1 0 • view
Amend the map as necessary 😎🇨🇦👍
jan 9, 2025, 6:39 am • 0 0 • view
Thank you for including NJ. We're really not as bad as people say. The Wild Kratts are from here ya know.
jan 12, 2025, 9:05 pm • 1 0 • view
For God’s sake, please stop reposting this particular “revised” map! Every time I see it, I get very upset that Virginia’s not included! 🥺🙏
jan 8, 2025, 8:26 pm • 0 0 • view
There were a lot of insurrectionists Jan 6 from Virginia. Sorry.
jan 8, 2025, 8:42 pm • 1 0 • view
jan 8, 2025, 8:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Nooo. Well, that just means we were extra determined to root them out! (Go hockey!)
jan 8, 2025, 11:21 pm • 1 0 • view
thank you for including Washington! the west coast loves Canada & hates all things MAGAt
jan 8, 2025, 8:44 pm • 0 0 • view
As a Californian….i would absolutely be ok with being Calnadian. Sip my coffee from my deck and gleefully watch that “other”country try to navigate out of that dumpster fire without us
jan 11, 2025, 11:59 pm • 4 0 • view
Thank you for including Delaware! Maple syrup goes great with our scrapple!
jan 8, 2025, 7:46 pm • 2 0 • view
map line for Illinois must include the whole state. I’m not getting left behind in red pill insanity in central IL!
jan 8, 2025, 8:32 pm • 1 0 • view
Amend the map as necessary 😎🇨🇦👍
jan 8, 2025, 8:34 pm • 2 0 • view
I absolutely love this option. Where do I sign up?
jan 8, 2025, 8:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Canada would be smart to take California, it's the fifth richest nation in the world Let's go 😀
jan 8, 2025, 6:30 pm • 4 0 • view
New Jersey thanks you for rapturing us. 🇨🇦
jan 8, 2025, 6:16 pm • 3 0 • view
Detroit loves Canada. 🥰
jan 8, 2025, 6:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Now that's a map I can get behind. Can you imagine how great we'd all be together, the very best of both worlds.👍😆
jan 8, 2025, 7:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Canada is derived from the indigenous Huron-Iroquois word “kanata,” meaning “village” or “settlement.” Let’s be one village of sentient human beings, working together for the betterment of our village/world. 😎🇨🇦👍
jan 8, 2025, 7:47 pm • 3 0 • view
👌👍🇨🇦
jan 11, 2025, 6:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Can we...please...please...please....?
jan 8, 2025, 6:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Canada would become a top-5 world economy, the Great Lakes ports could become the shipping powerhouse of New Canada; hydropower remains in Canada; the new Canadian NHL reigns supreme and defeats the US Olympic squad. Yes, maple syrup will be in short supply. And “MN/WI nice” becomes Canada nicer.
jan 8, 2025, 10:09 pm • 3 1 • view
Canada is derived from the indigenous Huron-Iroquois word “kanata,” meaning “village” or “settlement.” Let’s be one village of sentient human beings, working together for the betterment of our village/world. 😎🇨🇦👍
jan 8, 2025, 10:22 pm • 5 1 • view
I like Kanata have you guys ever try and change it to Kanata?
jan 8, 2025, 10:38 pm • 1 0 • view
No it’s always been Canada 😎🇨🇦👍
jan 9, 2025, 1:34 am • 0 0 • view
🎶 WAIT! STOP RIGHT THERE! I GOT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW 🎶 maple syrup will be in short supply? Ugh I may want to rethink this over!
jan 8, 2025, 10:31 pm • 0 0 • view
What is it about MAGA men that causes them to take NO as an invitation to force themselves on you? 🤷♀️
jan 8, 2025, 7:05 pm • 2 0 • view
Why doesn’t he just flatten their tires? Worked for him before.
jan 8, 2025, 6:08 pm • 3 0 • view
I don't see Jesse or any of these other imperial wannabes signing up for military service. More likely, they see themselves as a modern day William Randolph Hearst fomenting chaos to curry favor.
jan 8, 2025, 5:06 pm • 7 0 • view
Go fuck yourself Watters. Stick to faux news and keep my country’s name out of your disgusting mouth. Figure out your shit hole county.
jan 8, 2025, 5:46 pm • 3 0 • view
Where’s his mother? I’m sure she’s embarrassed.
jan 8, 2025, 5:44 pm • 7 0 • view
Your Imperial thirst might be quenched better if you chase it with a lobotomy.
jan 8, 2025, 6:38 pm • 3 0 • view
Why? Because you know Americans would be far better off in Canada! Free health care, inflation at 2.7% and many more advantages.
jan 8, 2025, 5:53 pm • 3 0 • view
Imagine somebody going into his house and taking it over. If he complains, they can just say “I’m quenching my imperialist thirst.”
jan 8, 2025, 8:20 pm • 0 0 • view
Coming from a big dummy.
jan 8, 2025, 9:08 pm • 0 0 • view
If you listen without sound...you can read his lips and just make out " I'm an idiot, I have no idea how they let me speak ".
jan 9, 2025, 5:16 am • 12 1 • view
😂
jan 9, 2025, 5:40 am • 0 0 • view
No wonder his mother gets irate with him.
jan 8, 2025, 6:22 pm • 2 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/laur...
jan 8, 2025, 5:59 pm • 4 1 • view
This F’er here needs to be fired as well as F’ng shutted!
jan 8, 2025, 9:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh look 👀 Is Bozo the dipshit !!
jan 8, 2025, 11:03 pm • 2 0 • view
His mother should take action to remove her demon spawn.
jan 8, 2025, 5:44 pm • 1 0 • view
Canada is a Commonwealth country whose head of state is King Charles III. How ignorant are these people? No need to answer that - their words give them away! And there are quite a few other Commonwealth countries that might take exception to this kind of talk, like Australia, New Zealand.
jan 9, 2025, 11:06 am • 9 2 • view
He better watch his security.. saying such incendiary comments have consequences. Canadians aren’t going to put up with this BS.
jan 8, 2025, 7:09 pm • 2 0 • view
jan 9, 2025, 1:36 am • 1 0 • view
Fucking clown show at faux Fox News.
jan 8, 2025, 5:57 pm • 3 0 • view
Wow. And they aren't even ashamed of demonstrating their stupidity in public on a daily basis. Good money they're making!
jan 8, 2025, 10:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Please, someone remind him you fight Canada, you'll fight the British Commonwealth.... maybe Canada might gain a new southern territory...
jan 8, 2025, 6:00 pm • 3 0 • view
They are so dumb
jan 8, 2025, 7:57 pm • 0 0 • view
jan 8, 2025, 11:07 pm • 37 3 • view
I'm not sure if there is a more dangerous drug!
jan 9, 2025, 7:17 pm • 3 0 • view
Jesse Watters is a full bitch
jan 8, 2025, 7:27 pm • 0 0 • view
They are just lyin' ass holes on Fox!
jan 8, 2025, 6:59 pm • 2 0 • view
Humans like this ARE the problem and what is wrong with humankind. Stupid motherfucker. I want to invade his bank account to quench my thirst to hook up every charity he is against.
jan 8, 2025, 9:42 pm • 1 1 • view
Oh look the possessed ventriloquist’s dummy has more opinions.
jan 8, 2025, 11:30 pm • 0 0 • view
The guy is a complete clown!! This whole narrative about taking over countries is no different than Russia invading Ukraine!! Does anyone see this???
jan 8, 2025, 4:50 pm • 5 0 • view
I despise that smug POS!!!!
jan 8, 2025, 5:50 pm • 10 0 • view
jan 8, 2025, 9:58 pm • 1 1 • view
He's the worst of Fox. so full of himself.
jan 8, 2025, 5:47 pm • 2 0 • view
Trumps new cabinet member. Minister of Propaganda.
jan 8, 2025, 9:20 pm • 1 1 • view
It's been a race to the bottom since Reaganism. I knew when Fox "News" first started getting popular, that the people who believed it were going to be a problem. I didn't think it would get this stupid this fast. Fox viewers don't have the critical thinking skills of a grade schooler.
jan 8, 2025, 5:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Please stop amplifying the thirsty rantings of this nitwit attention whore.
jan 8, 2025, 9:25 pm • 0 1 • view
Try drinking like the rest of us, you absolutely simple fuck.
jan 8, 2025, 6:17 pm • 2 0 • view
The American public in all its great wisdom, elected a president who's a rapist. This is how rapist and their followers think. They take what they want.
jan 8, 2025, 7:14 pm • 0 0 • view
Jesse Waters is a stupid ass, incredible that such a twit could actually be on air 🙄
jan 9, 2025, 5:58 am • 1 0 • view
The fact that this man does not want to eat excrements makes me want to... I don't need to finish my sentence. See where his logic is going?
jan 9, 2025, 4:32 pm • 5 0 • view
Because picking on Denmark and Panama doesn’t carry the same risk as poking at Russia. Besides, Trump doesn’t want to piss off his sugar daddy.
jan 8, 2025, 7:11 pm • 21 2 • view
You don't bite the hand that feeds you
jan 8, 2025, 9:43 pm • 4 0 • view
If you’re smart anyway but look who we’re talking about
jan 8, 2025, 10:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Well Jesse, I think you should be first in line with a really big gun. Your butt will be thrown through the sky. Go for it pal.
jan 8, 2025, 8:15 pm • 1 0 • view
More f——ng morons.
jan 8, 2025, 6:22 pm • 2 0 • view
By invade he means sit on his ass and spew fascist propaganda from afar while thousands die on the front line. Jesse Watters is a coward and detestable human being
jan 9, 2025, 11:20 am • 21 1 • view
Exactly. Watters won’t be doing the invading. Young men and women would be. It’s all a game to them. Why do people have to die to quench your thirst? Sick fuck
jan 9, 2025, 8:02 pm • 5 1 • view
jan 8, 2025, 7:00 pm • 15 0 • view
They think this guy is a sane thinker? They like this dildo?
jan 8, 2025, 5:50 pm • 2 0 • view
Fools!!! You thought the GOP was worried about the southern border. When their real attention was on the northern border. Just don’t let them watch Canadian Bacon.
jan 8, 2025, 4:52 pm • 5 0 • view
Hey, pus, er, I mean Jessie. Are you going to be on the front lines? Or do you have bone spurs like your Orange God?
jan 8, 2025, 8:29 pm • 6 0 • view
Where's Luigi when you need him.
jan 9, 2025, 4:45 am • 0 0 • view
Can he be that stupid? Is he performing for his audience? Another overpaid embarrassment.
jan 8, 2025, 7:16 pm • 1 0 • view
You’ve got to be a fucking full blown moron to watch Fox “News”
jan 8, 2025, 6:19 pm • 7 0 • view
It will never happen asshole. Working yourself up over nothing. Pieces of shit all of them
jan 8, 2025, 7:23 pm • 0 0 • view
jan 8, 2025, 6:11 pm • 3 0 • view
We simply must be living in a kind of Truman Show social experiment I refuse to believe that we're gonna turn Canadian Bacon into a goddam documentary
jan 8, 2025, 6:06 pm • 3 0 • view
Put him anywhere close to where the shooting is and he'd wet himself and cry for his mommy.
jan 8, 2025, 6:20 pm • 2 0 • view
Jesse Watters. Another Trumpist Moron! Reckless statements
jan 8, 2025, 7:29 pm • 1 1 • view
He was interviewing Doug Ford at the time. So we just say this shit to world leaders' faces now I guess.
jan 8, 2025, 6:30 pm • 3 0 • view
WTF... like is this it? I feel like I've been having fever dreams these last couple of days.
jan 9, 2025, 1:15 am • 4 0 • view
The mindset of invading a country because they want to is the same impulse that leads them to sexually assault or rape a women. I want it. I take it.
jan 8, 2025, 5:51 pm • 3 0 • view
Let watters come. See what kind of welcome he gets.
jan 8, 2025, 7:18 pm • 1 0 • view
Out of context. He absolutely must have been doing satire. No way was even this guy semi serious.
jan 8, 2025, 6:19 pm • 2 0 • view
The man is a hyena.
jan 10, 2025, 1:27 am • 1 0 • view
Ah! This guy shows up on the streets of Anywhere, Canada, he’s going to get absolutely Hockey rocked. How’s your “Imperialist Thirst” working for ya through your wired shut jaws there Hoss?
jan 8, 2025, 9:32 pm • 23 2 • view
Don’t even get Canadian women started, they are mean & determined. Just ask any 🇨🇦dude.
jan 8, 2025, 10:29 pm • 11 0 • view
Please film it for the rest of us.
jan 8, 2025, 10:25 pm • 1 0 • view
What an embarrassment
jan 8, 2025, 8:04 pm • 4 0 • view
Jessie….please PAH-LEEZ invade. We want to see you find out just how brilliantly accurate Canadian snipers are.
jan 9, 2025, 7:56 am • 0 0 • view
Jessy Waters is a complete idiot.
jan 8, 2025, 7:37 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s not the time that’s dumbest! It’s the people!
jan 8, 2025, 10:04 pm • 3 0 • view
Should the US annex Canada? According to Trudeau, Canada is a post national genocidal state on stolen native land and I am a settler - not a citizen. Don't expect me to lift a finger to protect Turtle Island.
jan 8, 2025, 5:28 pm • 2 0 • view
Come on over, Jesse. Invade away. We’ll make you cry like the little bitch that you are. See, we have a thirst for torture of mouthy idiots and absolute tools, eh. It needs quenching. Satiating even. There will be blood.
jan 9, 2025, 5:46 am • 5 0 • view
Oh... my.... god.....
jan 8, 2025, 8:51 pm • 1 0 • view
Watters still can't get a job at the Whitehouse:(
jan 8, 2025, 10:21 pm • 1 0 • view
Like watching Russian state propaganda. USA = Russia 2.0
jan 8, 2025, 5:01 pm • 2 0 • view
Any body else feel like with urges like that the dudes definitely got to have some assaulted women in his past?
jan 8, 2025, 11:00 pm • 1 0 • view
Fcuk this guy. He's exemplifies the reason why a lot of people do not like Americans.
jan 8, 2025, 4:48 pm • 86 0 • view
Indeed.
jan 8, 2025, 4:55 pm • 17 0 • view
His mom needs to call into his show again and rip him a new one. I'm sure she's just soooo proud🤦♀️
jan 8, 2025, 10:16 pm • 0 0 • view
What the orange turd does not realize is that it is CANADA & not United Provinces of Canada. Unlike the USA, which could become Un-united states and parts of it could be renamed Magaistan. Distraction is their play. So ignore & keep your focus on important policies they are trying to overturn.
jan 8, 2025, 6:40 pm • 4 0 • view
Wow!
jan 8, 2025, 6:32 pm • 1 0 • view
I pray I run into this motherfucker on the street one day.
mar 29, 2025, 7:47 pm • 0 0 • view
For pete's sake they just need to STFU!!
jan 8, 2025, 10:22 pm • 1 0 • view
I don’t understand this having no empathy for others. He’s a douche canoe.
jan 8, 2025, 5:44 pm • 5 0 • view
This is to distract people from Trump immediately not being able to keep the promises he made. He is the king of distractions and lies.
jan 8, 2025, 7:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Well as long as he isn’t quenching his imperialist thirst through lips pursed around a straw. It would be unbecoming. 🙄
jan 8, 2025, 5:59 pm • 2 0 • view
Jessy waters is a piece of shit!
jan 9, 2025, 11:53 am • 2 0 • view
Let's put Jesse on the invasion force. 😒
jan 8, 2025, 7:30 pm • 0 0 • view
This statement from Jesse Watters, what a child! Leave Greenland alone!
jan 8, 2025, 6:49 pm • 1 0 • view
I move we have Jesse Watters lead a one man farce to invade Canada. Since Jesse is such a manly man, let's give the Canadians a handicap and let them know the location, date and time Jesse is arriving. Sure the Canadians can give Jesse a warm greeting on his arrival there.
jan 8, 2025, 6:32 pm • 9 0 • view
They’re evil. We need to act against this in more visible ways.
jan 8, 2025, 6:55 pm • 4 1 • view
I'm getting ready to quench my thirst for beating up little beta bitches.
jan 8, 2025, 7:11 pm • 0 0 • view
He is such an ass
jan 8, 2025, 6:29 pm • 3 0 • view
We all thought Russia invading Ukraine was far-fetched and not gonna happen, then they did . . .
jan 8, 2025, 7:42 pm • 1 0 • view
This dude is a 1st class asshole. Seriously, I wish he would shut the hell up and just go away already.
jan 8, 2025, 7:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Can we get Rand Paul’s neighbor to wait for him after his Faux News shift? 🧐🧐
jan 8, 2025, 7:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Jesse thinks he's funny and owning the libs or something. A long time ago there was an HBO comedy show called not necessarily the news that was more legitimate than this.
jan 8, 2025, 4:50 pm • 9 1 • view
I literally had to login just to say: I remember that show, and I agree! I was literally reading an article and your post was included. Now, here I am! And now I must go!!
jul 12, 2025, 7:49 am • 1 0 • view
Who would want to be an American right now?
jan 8, 2025, 9:05 pm • 0 0 • view
We could "use" Greenland for one thing; to bury your ass face down and the natives could then use it for a bicycle rack.
jan 8, 2025, 9:08 pm • 4 1 • view
Did his mother not love him or something?
jan 8, 2025, 10:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Watters is the biggest piece of shit on Fox, and that's really saying something
jan 8, 2025, 7:19 pm • 1 0 • view
This HAS to be satire. This fucker wants us to invade Canada? These people are unhinged
jan 8, 2025, 5:26 pm • 3 0 • view
What an asshole.
jan 8, 2025, 6:11 pm • 4 0 • view
The stupidest of times...
jan 8, 2025, 6:24 pm • 2 0 • view
On behalf of Canada to Jesse…FU and the orange dictator you rode in on.
jan 8, 2025, 6:07 pm • 322 27 • view
👍🏻👍🏽👍🏼👍🏾👍🏿👍
jan 8, 2025, 10:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Quite right!☝🏻
jan 11, 2025, 5:18 pm • 7 1 • view
jan 8, 2025, 6:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Me: follows immediately. 😆
jan 8, 2025, 6:20 pm • 40 1 • view
Same...and you too! 😉
jan 8, 2025, 6:36 pm • 9 0 • view
And me!
jan 8, 2025, 6:54 pm • 8 0 • view
Ditto
jan 8, 2025, 8:11 pm • 2 0 • view
Same.
jan 8, 2025, 9:15 pm • 2 0 • view
Same!
jan 8, 2025, 7:53 pm • 1 0 • view
PPV that confrontation, the world will buy it a billion times!
jan 8, 2025, 10:00 pm • 0 0 • view
The crazy thing is this has united Canadians like nothing else. You’re not going to get more than half the country to agree on ANYTHING, even hockey, but damm right most of us are ready to give ‘em the old Shawinigan handshake
jan 11, 2025, 5:28 am • 5 0 • view
For those not aware, the "shawnigan handshake" was a moment in history when the prime minister at the time, Jean Chretien waded into a protest and choked a protestor on live tv
jan 11, 2025, 4:35 pm • 5 0 • view
😆
jan 8, 2025, 6:14 pm • 1 0 • view
I was going to argue that the late ante bellum period could give it a run for its money, but I may have to back off that
jan 8, 2025, 10:47 pm • 1 0 • view
And, Jesse Watters is among the dumbest of the dumb.
jan 9, 2025, 6:03 am • 3 0 • view
His hypocrisy is limitless. From ridiculing Obama's golf rounds and then quadrupling them, to claiming he'd "take over Canada," Trump is a hypocrite. Called Obama ignorant? While Obama in the top 15, Trump is scraping the bottom. The MAGA myth is built on lies we’re all paying for. #DefendDenyDepose
jan 8, 2025, 11:40 pm • 5 2 • view
His hypocrisy knows no bounds. From ridiculing his golf rounds and then quadrupling them, the man is a walking contradiction. Called Obama ignorant? Rankings speak for themselves: Obama in the top 15, Trump scraping the bottom. The MAGA myth is built on lies we’re all paying for. #DefendDenyDepose
jan 8, 2025, 9:10 pm • 17 4 • view
Spoiled Jesse never learned life lessons. It's a shame.
jan 8, 2025, 4:47 pm • 32 0 • view
He's a waste of a skin and air
jan 8, 2025, 5:25 pm • 29 0 • view
Have Knob Watters lead the charge into Canada. Can't wait to meet him. #Watters
jan 8, 2025, 5:54 pm • 3 0 • view
Fox is a sycophantic tripe channel.
jan 9, 2025, 2:59 am • 1 0 • view
If only his IQ was higher than his age.
jan 9, 2025, 4:50 am • 0 0 • view
He’s crazy !!!
jan 8, 2025, 10:38 pm • 0 0 • view
If Jesse weren’t a coward, he’d deliver this message in person in Canada.
jan 8, 2025, 5:52 pm • 14 0 • view
I'm a 55-year-old Canadian woman and I'd kick his ass
jan 9, 2025, 12:00 am • 2 0 • view
I have no doubt.
jan 9, 2025, 12:04 am • 1 0 • view
Can he even find it on a map?
jan 9, 2025, 12:11 am • 4 0 • view
Given his feeble posturing, I suspect he couldn’t find his own testicles with both hands and a flashlight.
jan 9, 2025, 12:44 am • 6 0 • view
This is Russian propoganda!
jan 8, 2025, 7:39 pm • 7 0 • view
What a frigging Twat..so line up your close family & friends join a militia and get ready to be killed
jan 8, 2025, 8:26 pm • 0 0 • view
They are performing. They perform to outrage and agitate their low information audience. They perform for clicks and retweets and likes. But mostly, they perform for money. They are laughing all the way to the bank. #performancepolitics are very profitable
jan 8, 2025, 5:05 pm • 2 0 • view
Jesse just go south, keep going south and find a long walk of a short pier into the Gulf of America.
jan 8, 2025, 6:42 pm • 0 0 • view
What idiotic douchery!
jan 8, 2025, 5:21 pm • 2 0 • view
No. We live in the absolute dumbest time in American history, so far.
jan 9, 2025, 7:02 am • 0 0 • view
Being able to think critically in this day and age is a literal fucking curse
jan 8, 2025, 8:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Sounds like a Russian propaganda host at this point.
jan 8, 2025, 8:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Jesse is definitely a man of his time
jan 8, 2025, 7:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Jesse Waters can kiss my left nut. Delicately of course. WTF is wrong with these people?
jan 8, 2025, 5:10 pm • 5 0 • view
Sounds like rapist mentality …
jan 9, 2025, 6:31 am • 0 0 • view
It's worse than dumb. It's willfully embracing idiocy
jan 8, 2025, 5:18 pm • 45 4 • view
Is there a Luigi for Jesse out there somewhere? Asking for a friend.
jan 8, 2025, 6:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Ass smear
jan 9, 2025, 3:48 am • 0 0 • view
Yet another man that doesn't understand the meaning of consent
jan 9, 2025, 9:49 pm • 2 0 • view
So I’d like to see him on the front lines of an invasion then. Draft the motherfucker. And let’s see how good he is with a rifle. He’s probably just a chicken shit.
jan 8, 2025, 6:36 pm • 13 0 • view
Thanks for the good laugh, I just visualized him failing miserably to field strip a rifle. Most likely looking down the barrel of a loaded firearm to see if it looks clean.
jan 8, 2025, 7:48 pm • 1 0 • view
He is a non-serious person.
jan 8, 2025, 4:49 pm • 6 0 • view
Of course, he's trying to be funny. It's the kind of think that sets Greg Gutfeld braying. It's not funny. Canada gave its young men to save the world from Nazi Germany. Now they are being bullied by a halfwit scumbag.
jan 8, 2025, 10:01 pm • 28 5 • view
👍🏽👍🏻👍🏾👍🏼👍👍🏿
jan 8, 2025, 11:51 pm • 4 1 • view
Nobody wants to be invaded, so I guess Jesse wants to invade everywhere.
jan 9, 2025, 1:39 am • 0 0 • view
He’s an idiot leading more idiots to a ledge.
jan 8, 2025, 8:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Jesse Waters should be banned from Canada with rhetoric like this
jan 8, 2025, 6:25 pm • 42 3 • view
Come on Jesse. I dare you.
jan 11, 2025, 5:52 am • 0 0 • view
No….. he should be banned everywhere
jan 9, 2025, 12:54 am • 3 0 • view
Fox News should be banned from Canada.
jan 8, 2025, 11:19 pm • 10 0 • view
I agree...but it isn't
jan 8, 2025, 11:20 pm • 2 0 • view
One of the worst decisions ever made to approve their broadcast licence. CRTC needs to get a backbone.
jan 8, 2025, 11:30 pm • 7 0 • view
for sure
jan 8, 2025, 11:31 pm • 2 0 • view
What a dumbass. Since he’ll be sitting it out like Bonespurs did Vietnam, he has every need to stfu.
jan 8, 2025, 6:26 pm • 2 0 • view
Putin also owns a stable of ass-hats who serve this exact function.
jan 9, 2025, 4:27 am • 0 0 • view
What a dip.
jan 8, 2025, 9:06 pm • 1 0 • view
So the Five here, pretty much have the same brain capacity as these guys. Perhaps The show should be called The Five Dumbest Stooges Show...
jan 8, 2025, 6:12 pm • 2 0 • view
Living in the dumbest times because of POS like him. As smart as a cotton ball.
jan 8, 2025, 10:01 pm • 3 0 • view
I hope so
jan 9, 2025, 1:33 am • 3 0 • view
jan 9, 2025, 4:58 am • 8 0 • view
I wonder how many electoral votes Canada would get. Due to reapportionment even the biggest states like California and Texas would lose many of their seats and therefore electoral college votes
jan 9, 2025, 2:17 pm • 0 0 • view
You don’t live in the dumbest times; you just worship the dumbest idols.
jan 9, 2025, 2:06 am • 0 0 • view
It's astounding--and doubly so that there is actually an audience out there that are eating it up and cheering it on.
jan 8, 2025, 7:53 pm • 1 0 • view